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arock10 · 11-03-2011, 06:27 PM

any suggestions? and no I am not 10 hot females or wanting to spend $2k on a table

porno jew · 11-03-2011, 06:32 PM

Since the late 1980's, South Miami Beach (SoBe for short) has been a popular gay jet set destination. The mention of South Beach conjures up images of endless, sunny days at the beach, nonstop nights of partying at some of the hottest bars and clubs in the world, and a continuous flow of sexy men from all corners of the globe.

arock10 · 11-03-2011, 06:35 PM

sounds good grease me up

mechanicvirus · 11-03-2011, 06:46 PM

can probably get bottle service for $5000 at one of the strips but nobody on this forum can afford that so scratch that info

Supz · 11-03-2011, 06:57 PM

Check out any of the nice hotel bars.

ruff · 11-03-2011, 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by arock10

any suggestions? and no I am not 10 hot females or wanting to spend $2k on a table

Subway for 5

arock10 · 11-04-2011, 06:26 AM

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Originally Posted by ruff

Subway for 5

I prefer the chicken teriyaki. I find it very authentic

seeandsee · 11-04-2011, 06:32 AM

how much you want to spend?

vsex · 11-04-2011, 06:55 AM

if you want a fun bar, that is easy to get into, puts on great sexy dance shows, won't break your wallet and full of hot women, go to Mango's on Ocean Ave. (I really don't recommend anything else on Ocean Ave, the rest are all tourist traps).

That's my

sperbonzo · 11-04-2011, 07:04 AM

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Originally Posted by vsex

if you want a fun bar, that is easy to get into, puts on great sexy dance shows, won't break your wallet and full of hot women, go to Mango's on Ocean Ave. (I really don't recommend anything else on Ocean Ave, the rest are all tourist traps).

That's my

No offense, but as someone that lives in Miami, I can tell you that Mango's is a TOTAL tourist trap.

There are plenty of fun places to go, and yes, it is relevant to what you want to spend.

If you like, feel free to hit me up and I will give you the contact info of a club promoter that can get you on a different list every night. Please bear in mind that right now is the lowest part of the season for Miami. It's has started to warm up in Argentina and Brazil, so that latin crowd is gone, and it's not yet cold enough to drive the northern types down here. Clubs that would be packed from Jan through Aug, are pretty empty now, except for friday, saturday and sunday nights.

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Ross · 11-04-2011, 07:09 AM

IF you want to have a good time in Miami you have to spend a bit more $. Any good club you can get a table at for $800-1000 depending what you are drinking. If you are out partying with 6 people that shouldn't be a big deal considering entry fee is waived.

Have fun, Miami is my favorite city in USA.

scuba steve · 11-04-2011, 07:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Ross

IF you want to have a good time in Miami you have to spend a bit more $. Any good club you can get a table at for $800-1000 depending what you are drinking. If you are out partying with 6 people that shouldn't be a big deal considering entry fee is waived.

Have fun, Miami is my favorite city in USA.

if you party in miami anything like half of what you did in prague, i can't wait ;)

arock-call us up tomorrow, we'll have a good time

pornguy · 11-04-2011, 07:30 AM

Manogs is or was toooo small of a place and they FILL it as tight as they can.. Best thing to do on the beach is Go, Park and walk. You are bound to run into something fun.

vsex · 11-04-2011, 07:58 AM

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Originally Posted by sperbonzo

No offense, but as someone that lives in Miami, I can tell you that Mango's is a TOTAL tourist trap.

There are plenty of fun places to go, and yes, it is relevant to what you want to spend.

If you like, feel free to hit me up and I will give you the contact info of a club promoter that can get you on a different list every night. Please bear in mind that right now is the lowest part of the season for Miami. It's has started to warm up in Argentina and Brazil, so that latin crowd is gone, and it's not yet cold enough to drive the northern types down here. Clubs that would be packed from Jan through Aug, are pretty empty now, except for friday, saturday and sunday nights.

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No offense taken.

I live part of the year in Miami and have for the last 6 years. Go to Mango's all the time and have never had a bad experience. I've been lucky enough to have a close friend that's a night club promotor, so I can get in just about anywhere, no cover, no cost for drinks etc, just tip the waitress and VIP the whole way, but for someone with no contacts, the other clubs would be a complete nightmare, with waiting in line, cover, bottle and table costs etc. Mango's is a great alternative.

Pipecrew · 11-04-2011, 08:23 AM

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Originally Posted by vsex

No offense taken.

I live part of the year in Miami and have for the last 6 years. Go to Mango's all the time and have never had a bad experience. I've been lucky enough to have a close friend that's a night club promotor, so I can get in just about anywhere, no cover, no cost for drinks etc, just tip the waitress and VIP the whole way, but for someone with no contacts, the other clubs would be a complete nightmare, with waiting in line, cover, bottle and table costs etc. Mango's is a great alternative.

mangos is a giant tourist trap, every single club on ocean drive is. Locals are usually not caught dead in those places.

vsex · 11-04-2011, 08:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Pipecrew

mangos is a giant tourist trap, every single club on ocean drive is. Locals are usually not caught dead in those places.

Yep, that's why all my friends who live there go....

I do agree that the rest of ocean drive is a tourist trap.

arock10 · 11-04-2011, 01:06 PM

Thanks for the infos. Still nothing planned for later this evening going to head up to 20th for some sushi and see what else is aroun there. Looks like a few rooftop bars which sound fckin nice

nico-t · 11-04-2011, 01:18 PM

i dont understand something. It seems like some of you find it completely normal to pay thousands of dollars for just a night out. Are you all ballers, dont know how to enjoy yourselfs in normal bars, or just suckers?

epitome · 11-04-2011, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by nico-t

i dont understand something. It seems like some of you find it completely normal to pay thousands of dollars for just a night out. Are you all ballers, dont know how to enjoy yourselfs in normal bars, or just suckers?

They're usually people lacking self-esteem, looks, personality or all three. If you have two of those three things, the party is wherever you happen to make it ... and if you're good you get all of the VIP perks without having to pay for them as the club owner, promoter or DJ sees it as a plus to have you at their event.

Some people want to be self-important and pay for those things not realizing they are nothing more than a mark.

VikingMan · 11-04-2011, 01:29 PM

The best way to get laid by a super hot girl in South Beach is to go to a gay bar.

BSleazy · 11-04-2011, 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by nico-t

i dont understand something. It seems like some of you find it completely normal to pay thousands of dollars for just a night out. Are you all ballers, dont know how to enjoy yourselfs in normal bars, or just suckers?

That's kind of what I was thinking. From where I'm from you couldn't spend more than a $1000 in a bar or club with 10 people if you tried. Obviously you could in a strip club but that's something else. Clubs in big cities like Miami and LA must be ridiculously over priced.

arock10 · 11-04-2011, 02:11 PM

Eh it's just money, can make more of it

Its just me and the gf so a little overkill to buy a bottle for just ourselves. If I was with more people clearly buying a bottle or two is the way todo it.

Nothing wrong with normal bars, but not just trying to go to the same shitty tourist bars. Want to see some cool stuff not available elsewhere

RyuLion · 11-04-2011, 02:19 PM

Did you hit up sperbonzo yet?
nuf said.

arock10 · 11-04-2011, 02:38 PM

just sent him an icq

arock10 · 11-04-2011, 05:48 PM

Seems to be after hours

RyuLion · 11-04-2011, 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by arock10

Seems to be after hours

yes, people start going out at 12am, some clubs don't close..then there after-after hours like
http://www.mekkamiami.com/

fuzebox · 11-05-2011, 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by RyuLion

Did you hit up sperbonzo yet?
nuf said.

Make friends with Sperbonzo, he and his wife are good people!

Should I fuel the jet and come down to make an introduction?

ruff · 11-05-2011, 11:06 AM

You are not going to get us locals to tell you the secret bars we go to that are cheap and ultra hip. We are just not going to do it. Why would we want you tourist types in our double secret cool bars? If you want to avoid all the tourist traps in Miami, you should just go on to Key West. It's still pretty rural and a lot like it was when Jimmy Buffet and Ernest Hemingway lived there. You can get a Conch Republic tee shirt, key lime pie and a bowel of turtle soup. And some orange juice.

porno jew · 11-05-2011, 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by ruff

You are not going to get us locals to tell you the secret bars we go to that are cheap and ultra hip. We are just not going to do it. Why would we want you tourist types in our double secret cool bars? If you want to avoid all the tourist traps in Miami, you should just go on to Key West. It's still pretty rural and a lot like it was when Jimmy Buffet and Ernest Hemingway lived there. You can get a Conch Republic tee shirt, key lime pie and a bowel of turtle soup. And some orange juice.

didn't know you were 18.

HandballJim · 11-05-2011, 11:14 AM

my bosses son's birthday Wednesday night they dropped over 10k in NYC, fuckers didn't invite me.

arock10 · 11-05-2011, 01:09 PM

Telling your boss

Ross · 11-05-2011, 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by scuba steve

if you party in miami anything like half of what you did in prague, i can't wait ;)

We'll tear it up. I'll let you know when I can get down for a weekend.

Contempt · 11-05-2011, 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by nico-t

i dont understand something. It seems like some of you find it completely normal to pay thousands of dollars for just a night out. Are you all ballers, dont know how to enjoy yourselfs in normal bars, or just suckers?

Here's the thing. GFY falls into two categories. The fake ballers, people who blow their weekly pay on a bar or club so they can feel important.

Then there are the "ballers". These guys make a decent amount and may know a promoter or two... they get into VIP once or twice and think they are hot shit.

Then there's guys who matter (not on gfy). The guys who make more in interest each week than most people here make in a year. These are the guys who can walk into a club and buy it for fun then close it the next day and laugh about it. Trust me, any opinion taken on gfy will be one of paying for something and feeling important. No one on this forum can afford to truely get into a club for free no questions asked.

Do you think someone like sperbonzo can buy up miami? I didn't think so

Dubya · 11-05-2011, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Contempt

Here's the thing. GFY falls into two categories. The fake ballers, people who blow their weekly pay on a bar or club so they can feel important.

Then there are the "ballers". These guys make a decent amount and may know a promoter or two... they get into VIP once or twice and think they are hot shit.

Then there's guys who matter (not on gfy). The guys who make more in interest each week than most people here make in a year. These are the guys who can walk into a club and buy it for fun then close it the next day and laugh about it. Trust me, any opinion taken on gfy will be one of paying for something and feeling important. No one on this forum can afford to truely get into a club for free no questions asked.

Do you think someone like sperbonzo can buy up miami? I didn't think so

Your avatar looks oddly familiar... I believe I met you at a show a couple years ago. Went into this buffet place looking for a friend and you were 3 plates in and about to go up for a fourth, I figured you were in the adult industry but didn't know you so didn't say hi.. such a small world!

Contempt · 11-05-2011, 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Dubya

Your avatar looks oddly familiar... I believe I met you at a show a couple years ago. Went into this buffet place looking for a friend and you were 3 plates in and about to go up for a fourth, I figured you were in the adult industry but didn't know you so didn't say hi.. such a small world!

Yea ok, I don't "work" in the industry but my father bought several major european companies and had a deal with webcam companies as well before he pulled out. Although he did say that companies like manwin were laughable at best and next time they should try their luck at becoming wealthy. Dont you work for them?

robfantasy · 11-05-2011, 03:45 PM

VIP/bottle service is the only way to go... LV,NY,MIA... totally different experience

Dubya · 11-05-2011, 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Contempt

Yea ok, I don't "work" in the industry but my father bought several major european companies and had a deal with webcam companies as well before he pulled out. Although he did say that companies like manwin were laughable at best and next time they should try their luck at becoming wealthy. Dont you work for them?

Nah.. I was creating an epass clone last year but gave up on that project.

BareBacked · 11-05-2011, 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Contempt

Yea ok, I don't "work" in the industry but my father bought several major european companies and had a deal with webcam companies as well before he pulled out. Although he did say that companies like manwin were laughable at best and next time they should try their luck at becoming wealthy. Dont you work for them?

Why did your Pops pull out? What did he do with the EU corps he picked up?

Contempt · 11-05-2011, 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted by BareBacked

Why did your Pops pull out? What did he do with the EU corps he picked up?

Mostly collected them to see how the profit margin was and it definitely was nowhere near industries like technology and steel. Can't say much but anyone here will have better luck investing in futures than blogs

Dubya · 11-05-2011, 05:49 PM

Found this picture of contempt, verified it's the same woman through skin tone pixel analysis.

Lace · 11-05-2011, 08:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Contempt

Yea ok, I don't "work" in the industry

Then why are you here?

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arock10 Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 6,218	Thanks for the infos. Still nothing planned for later this evening going to head up to 20th for some sushi and see what else is aroun there. Looks like a few rooftop bars which sound fckin nice __________________ Sup

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arock10 Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 6,218	Eh it's just money, can make more of it Its just me and the gf so a little overkill to buy a bottle for just ourselves. If I was with more people clearly buying a bottle or two is the way todo it. Nothing wrong with normal bars, but not just trying to go to the same shitty tourist bars. Want to see some cool stuff not available elsewhere __________________ Sup

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