Renewing your domain names over the phone. Embarrassingly hilarious. Anyone else? - GoFuckYourself.com

Young · 10-30-2011, 09:17 AM

To make a long story short. Let a few domain names get to the eve of cancellation. Was forced to call the 800 number from a bar bathroom since the mobile app wasn't functioning and time was fast approaching. A girl who sounded like she was in her 20's helped me renew about a dozen domain names. Poor girl. Porn this. Porn that. A few about enlarging your penis. Broads, chics, whores amongst some of the keywords.

I have to admit it was pretty embarrassing listening to them being read back to me. I'm sure she has read worse though...

A lesson in humility for sure.

Caligari · 10-30-2011, 09:20 AM

renewing assfuckingteenmidgets.com by phone proved to be difficult for me.

sweetcuties · 10-30-2011, 09:25 AM

lmao

ottopottomouse · 10-30-2011, 09:26 AM

Poor girl. You've corrupted her for life.

mayabong · 10-30-2011, 09:36 AM

Yes! I had to do this too. It was with a guy though and hilarious. I was trying to tell godaddy which ones to renew an not to renew automatically online and it wasn't working. So I was forced to call so i didn't get charged for domains I didn't want.

I had to go through about 40 domain names with this person and most of them were pretty vile.

Chris · 10-30-2011, 09:38 AM

lmao happened years ago
i learned to just put 5+ years on any domain i know ill be keeping

seeandsee · 10-30-2011, 09:39 AM

dont worry, she learned about all kws already

helterskelter808 · 10-30-2011, 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Young

To make a long story short. Let a few domain names get to the eve of cancellation. Was forced to call the 800 number from a bar bathroom since the mobile app wasn't functioning and time was fast approaching. A girl who sounded like she was in her 20's helped me renew about a dozen domain names. Poor girl. Porn this. Porn that. A few about enlarging your penis. Broads, chics, whores amongst some of the keywords.

I have to admit it was pretty faptastic listening to them being read back to me.

Fixed.

RycEric · 10-30-2011, 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Young

To make a long story short. Let a few domain names get to the eve of cancellation. Was forced to call the 800 number from a bar bathroom since the mobile app wasn't functioning and time was fast approaching. A girl who sounded like she was in her 20's helped me renew about a dozen domain names. Poor girl. Porn this. Porn that. A few about enlarging your penis. Broads, chics, whores amongst some of the keywords.

I have to admit it was pretty embarrassing listening to them being read back to me. I'm sure she has read worse though...

A lesson in humility for sure.

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epitome · 10-30-2011, 10:29 AM

Funny story. And yes, she has probably heard worse.

My boyfriend has a Blackberry and whenever he gets a new one Verizon has to do something with his email accounts. He is always asked why he has two names, to which he honestly answers. They always laugh.

drmadcat · 10-30-2011, 10:32 AM

has happened a few times to me with godaddy they dont seem to care

Dubya · 10-30-2011, 10:33 AM

You must be broke if you couldn't have renewed them earlier.

Young · 10-30-2011, 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Dubya

You must be broke if you couldn't have renewed them earlier.

I drive a $115,000 CLS63 AMG. I probably pay more in gas a month than you pay rent. Money is the least of my concerns.

Time and procrastination are solely responsible for this close call.

I just though I'd share a funny story. No need for sour grapes broski.

MediaGuy · 10-30-2011, 10:58 AM

I've learned to do it online.

The guy I was talking to once just couldn't bring himself to pronounce my domain names... it was very funny, but frustrating to have him ... about to say the name, and expecting/hoping I would fill in the blanks lol.

Those mormon support peeps are cute.

:D

Dubya · 10-30-2011, 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Young

Time and procrastination are solely responsible for this close call.

Do you know what auto renew is you fucking moron?

Young · 10-30-2011, 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Dubya

Do you know what auto renew is you fucking moron?

Not every domain name is worth an auto-renew.

Anything else troll?

Young · 10-30-2011, 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by drmadcat

has happened a few times to me with godaddy they dont seem to care

The girl was pretty cool about it and extremely helpful. My credit card was at the bar but I had no problems renewing.

Young · 10-30-2011, 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by MediaGuy

I've learned to do it online.

The guy I was talking to once just couldn't bring himself to pronounce my domain names... it was very funny, but frustrating to have him ... about to say the name, and expecting/hoping I would fill in the blanks lol.

Those mormon support peeps are cute.

:D

mechanicvirus · 10-30-2011, 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Young

I drive a $115,000 CLS63 AMG. I probably pay more in gas a month than you pay rent. Money is the least of my concerns.

Time and procrastination are solely responsible for this close call.

I just though I'd share a funny story. No need for sour grapes broski.

You pay $7,500 in gas a month? Jesus.....

Slap Dot · 10-30-2011, 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by mechanicvirus

You pay $7,500 in gas a month? Jesus.....

He ball hard

Contempt · 10-30-2011, 11:23 AM

You must be a fucking paycheck to paycheck living idiot buying a shitty "luxury" car (btw go look up what vanderbilts drive) to impress your dumb fucking friends if you can't afford the time and effort to set your domains to auto renew.

Someone close this fucking shitty thread and save us all the trouble of this fucking idiot who thinks he matters.

Slap Dot · 10-30-2011, 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Contempt

You must be a fucking paycheck to paycheck living idiot buying a shitty "luxury" car (btw go look up what vanderbilts drive) to impress your dumb fucking friends if you can't afford the time and effort to set your domains to auto renew.

Someone close this fucking shitty thread and save us all the trouble of this fucking idiot who thinks he matters.

What kind of car do you have?

Contempt · 10-30-2011, 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Slap Dot

What kind of car do you have?

You think I care about nice cars? That's for new money idiots like Young. Come from 4 generations of a 340 million dollar finance giant then tell me you give a shit about cars when your capital gains are more in a month than what people like young make in YEARS.

Slap Dot · 10-30-2011, 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Contempt

You think I care about nice cars? That's for new money idiots like Young. Come from 4 generations of a 340 million dollar finance giant then tell me you give a shit about cars when your capital gains are more in a month than what people like young make in YEARS.

Relax bro. I was just trolling.

Dubya · 10-30-2011, 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Contempt

You think I care about nice cars? That's for new money idiots like Young. Come from 4 generations of a 340 million dollar finance giant then tell me you give a shit about cars when your capital gains are more in a month than what people like young make in YEARS.

It's funny the guys that make 100k a year and think they're balling. Just looked at Young's finances, he financed that Mercedes

Coup · 10-30-2011, 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by mechanicvirus

You pay $7,500 in gas a month? Jesus.....

I hear pizza delivery burns lots of gas... Just saying.

Frank21 · 10-30-2011, 03:34 PM

lol i had a similar experience once.

Dubya · 10-30-2011, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Coup

I hear pizza delivery burns lots of gas... Just saying.

I bet this guy is delivering pizzas right now.

Failed · 10-30-2011, 03:35 PM

Jesus Christ, a simple and funny posts turns into a pissing contest and class warfare.

Dubya · 10-30-2011, 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Failed

Jesus Christ, a simple and funny posts turns into a pissing contest and class warfare.

no one wants that domain in your sig, the double t's kill it. let it expire.

Failed · 10-30-2011, 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Dubya

no one wants that domain in your sig, the double t's kill it. let it expire.

In the negotiation process with several interested people as we speak and it will probably be transferred by the end of this week. Thanks for your input.

Dubya · 10-30-2011, 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Failed

In the negotiation process with several interested people as we speak and it will probably be transferred by the end of this week. Thanks for your input.

Of course you are.

Failed · 10-30-2011, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Dubya

Of course you are.

Troll on brother, troll on.

porno jew · 10-30-2011, 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Failed

In the negotiation process with several interested people as we speak and it will probably be transferred by the end of this week. Thanks for your input.

emailed you at webcammdomains (@) gmail dot com but no reply. maybe check your spam folder.

Dubya · 10-30-2011, 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by porno jew

emailed you at webcammdomains (@) gmail dot com but no reply. maybe check your spam folder.

Contempt · 10-30-2011, 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Failed

In the negotiation process with several interested people as we speak and it will probably be transferred by the end of this week. Thanks for your input.

Yea? How much? Probably lunch money but ok keep on keeping on brother

Failed · 10-30-2011, 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by porno jew

emailed you at webcammdomains (@) gmail dot com but no reply. maybe check your spam folder.

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Originally Posted by Dubya

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Originally Posted by Contempt

Yea? How much? Probably lunch money but ok keep on keeping on brother

Trolls Unite

fris · 10-30-2011, 04:36 PM

godaddy is the aids of registrars

Contempt · 10-30-2011, 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Failed

Trolls Unite

When it's one person it's a troll. When it's three people it's popular opinion. Learn the difference and you might get ahead in this business.

Due · 10-30-2011, 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Young

I drive a $115,000 CLS63 AMG. I probably pay more in gas a month than you pay rent. Money is the least of my concerns.

Time and procrastination are solely responsible for this close call.

I just though I'd share a funny story. No need for sour grapes broski.

Why not just call your assistant to have them renewed ?

Funny you mention gas mileage on a car that got better gas mileage than 85% of all cars on the road that got anything bigger than a v4 in it.. It's better to brag about the fact that your car loose more value per month than most people pay in rent

Slap Dot · 10-30-2011, 05:15 PM

ne1 gay?

Failed · 10-30-2011, 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Contempt

When it's one person it's a troll. When it's three people it's popular opinion. Learn the difference and you might get ahead in this business.

You're absolutely right, I must learn the difference. Perhaps you could teach me how to get ahead in this business. You could start by posting some of your sites so that I could study your success.

shimmy2 · 10-30-2011, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Due

got anything bigger than a v4 in it

a v4 motor

well subaru/porsche do horizontal opposed motors, but i dont think a v4 has been done yet

porno jew · 10-30-2011, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Failed

You're absolutely right, I must learn the difference. Perhaps you could teach me how to get ahead in this business. You could start by posting some of your sites so that I could study your success.

when you talk to a woman show some more respect.

PornMD · 10-30-2011, 05:24 PM

I could just imagine that conversation. "So to make sure I've got this right, you want to renew AnalVolcano.com and drop TrannyTrain.net?"

Due · 10-30-2011, 06:40 PM

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Originally Posted by shimmy2

a v4 motor

well subaru/porsche do horizontal opposed motors, but i dont think a v4 has been done yet

There is plenty of smaller cars with v4's... Toyota, Mercedes, Volvo, Opel, BMW, Hyundai, VWs etc etc are all making some cars with V4s

Dubya · 10-30-2011, 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Due

There is plenty of smaller cars with v4's... Toyota, Mercedes, Volvo, Opel, BMW, Hyundai, VWs etc etc are all making some cars with V4s

They are straight 4's. you're confused.

Jon Oso · 10-30-2011, 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Due

There is plenty of smaller cars with v4's... Toyota, Mercedes, Volvo, Opel, BMW, Hyundai, VWs etc etc are all making some cars with V4s

V represents the pattern in which the pistons are positioned and therefore fire. With V6/8/10/12 motors they are shaped like V's. I3/4/5 motors are inline, side by side. As mentioned above, there are a couple boxer motors that are flat and they fire away from each other.

There are also W motors that are two V motors fused together.

anexsia · 10-30-2011, 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by PornMD

I could just imagine that conversation. "So to make sure I've got this right, you want to renew AnalVolcano.com and drop TrannyTrain.net?"

I'm just glad GoDaddy doesn't have the domain name on the outside of their stupid "Reminder To Renew!" cards they mail.

Due · 10-30-2011, 09:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Jon Oso

V represents the pattern in which the pistons are positioned and therefore fire. With V6/8/10/12 motors they are shaped like V's. I3/4/5 motors are inline, side by side. As mentioned above, there are a couple boxer motors that are flat and they fire away from each other.

There are also W motors that are two V motors fused together.

Point taken, yes I don't have a 4 cylinder car, I probably won't buy one and I most certainly won't take the engine apart to check how the cylinders are aligned or even existing

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