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When U were a kid -- did you want to be President of the USA?
I remember lots of kids in school wanted to be President of the USA. Were you one of them too?
I wasn't... Anyway, I rest my case. Bush is childish... Isn't it obvious? He's got everyone paranoid about fucking terrorists. What happened to the goal of a peaceful happy nation -- a fucking utopia. That should be the damn vision of the USA. Utopia is the goal... Don't look short of perfection. I'll stop crying. |
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Nope...
I wanted to be a member of GFY.
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"He's got everyone paranoid about fucking terrorists. "
Seeing 3,000 civillians killed in peacetime helped just a little |
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hell nah! i wanted to be a playah and make dat money.
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No, I wanted to be a fire truck.
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As soon as the world is free from terroist and dictators with mass weapons of destruction we will be a little closer to utopia
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Yeah, and then I found out Canadians aren't allowed.
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Location: New York.... Not the city... Up north further. Its about a six hour drive to the city from here. I don't like the city much. The air is not as clean, but they do have better strip clubs.
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No, and wouldnt want to be now either. Problem is, the best presidents would probably be folks who didnt want to be, and the worst are gonna be the power seeking con artists who want it the most. Unfortunately the later is the type we are always going to get.
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i just wanted to be rich. the president makes what like 250k a year?
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Maybe Bush looks like a stuffed chimp because he wants us to love him... or pity him... poor chimps, so dumb at the zoo.
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no, i didnt, but if i did, i'd make my running mate a mexican so nobody would want to assasinate me
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I wanted to be a brain surgeon, or a rocket scientist.
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I never wanted to be president growing up, but I had a friend that did. Problem is, our sophomore year in high school he killed his dad, so I don't think he's eligible anymore.
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![]() How many DVD players do you actually NEED, my friend? I'm not sure if this paragraph was supposed to make sense, or if you were just spouting off random thoughts to make pple reply more. But you lost me after "Now that is really childish."
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I wanted to be a pilot fighter.
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I wanted to be a despotic 3rd world dictator.
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I always wanted to start fake contests on a BBS with other peoples money...
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no, lawyer then go into politics to change some of the strict shit they have going on in washington.
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When I was a kid I always dreamed of being president of
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Let's do some business.
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i wanted to be an astronaut or a hockey player
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When I was a kid I wanted nothing more than to make a movie with Frankenstein's monster and the Wolfman kicking the shit out of each other. I went so far as to solicit funds from family and neighbors and made one for about $250 when I was about 12. Needless to say it did not win any Oscars.
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I AM WEB 2.0
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When i was young i wanted to be a doctor,
now all i hope for is to see grimus on a mushroom trip |
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Hehehe, nope, I wanted to be Michael Corleone.
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#36 |
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No i wanted to be a doctor
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I love to racism, bro!
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I wanted to be sitting in front of a computer stoned, masturbating and submitting the occasional gallery for pizza money. And look at me now! So let this be a lesson to you, kids. I had a dream and I went for it! Set your sights and don't give up. You CAN accomplish your goals!
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#38 |
GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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anyone with secure mind wouldnt challenge itself in such a manor.
regardless. read on to find, designate, comprehend what you may once grasp. a friend of the enemy is no friend. |
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