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Adam X · 11-08-2011, 06:44 PM

yep you read it right.

this will really make ya look at who's sittin next to ya..

who's gonna watch porn so publicly?!

Irish Airline Considering In-Flight Porn

DUBLIN ? Irish budget airline Ryanair is planning on providing passengers with an in-flight smartphone app that could include a porn channel.

The airline?s app would work on all mobile devices offering personal access to adult programming along with in-flight movies and TV shows, gambling, games and all the usual flight information.

Ryanair chief Michael O?Leary told the U.K.'s The Sun, "I'm not talking about having it on screens on the back of seats for everyone to see. It would be on handheld devices. Hotels around the world have it, so why wouldn't we?" .. read more

alias · 11-08-2011, 06:45 PM

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bns666 · 11-08-2011, 06:50 PM

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Adam X · 11-09-2011, 09:59 AM

in-seat handjobs... lol

96ukssob · 11-09-2011, 10:01 AM

isnt Ryanair like a flying school bus? i heard its pretty low on quality and service... which attracts people that want to watch porn in the air

bronco67 · 11-09-2011, 10:27 AM

Do you think the airlines will download it through torrents, like everyone else does already?

ottopottomouse · 11-09-2011, 10:29 AM

Ryanair are good at getting free publicity with made up shit.

pornguy · 11-09-2011, 10:34 AM

Sounds to me like a law suit waiting to happen.

rogueteens · 11-09-2011, 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by ottopottomouse

Ryanair are good at getting free publicity with made up shit.

That. Don't believe a thing Ryanair says.

kristin · 11-09-2011, 12:05 PM

Did they ever end up offering flights where you stand up? I remember it was discussed that they were thinking about it and that seats would be much cheaper.

Man, I hope I'm not thinking of an Onion article.

nyllover · 11-09-2011, 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rogueteens

That. Don't believe a thing Ryanair says.

Exactly. It's one of their main marketing strategies...

JFK · 11-09-2011, 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kristin

Did they ever end up offering flights where you stand up? I remember it was discussed that they were thinking about it and that seats would be much cheaper.

Man, I hope I'm not thinking of an Onion article.

what about take off and landing, please upright your back and put away your bibs ?

Scott McD · 11-09-2011, 02:45 PM

More BS from Ryanair...

B.Barnato · 11-09-2011, 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by B.Barnato

As nextri said, just a cry for attention.

Same when they proposed selling standing space only tickets and paying for use of the toilet.

They have been quite creative in the past, guerilla marketing tactics and being very vocal against easyjet and BA.

Now not so much.

baddog · 11-09-2011, 06:34 PM

I can see the upsells now. $5 for audio, $10 for tissue

Chosen · 11-09-2011, 10:06 PM

I wouldn't watch a porn channel during a flight...

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