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My six-times-a-day sex with 52st woman who receives $850 disability per month
![]() WEIGHING a gut-busting 52st, Pauline Potter had given up hope that she would ever find love. After getting divorced three years ago, she gorged away and gained a whopping 20st. Pauline, 47, became so fat that she was unable to move. Her son Dillon, 19 ? who is four stone overweight himself at 18st ? became her carer, doing everything from cooking meals to bathing his mum. But when she won the Guinness World Record as the heaviest woman on the planet earlier this year, ex-husband Alex could not resist her and they have rekindled their romance. Alex, 46, just 10st, said: "She can't walk, dress herself or even go to the toilet on her own ? but I'm desperate to be her lover and caretaker again. "Plus I miss our sex life. Pauline could be 70st and we'd still have sex every single day because it's that good. "It was the biggest mistake of my life letting Pauline go and it's taken her gaining weight and becoming the world's heaviest woman to realise how much I still love her." Bedroom He is certainly not disappointed in the bedroom. He added: "Despite what some may think, Pauline is great in bed. She's better than any other woman I've ever slept with. "Within the first day of being back together we had sex six times in 24 hours. "Even though one of Pauline's legs weighs more than I do, we're able to position her body to make sex enjoyable for both of us. "It's really dangerous for us to have sex because at any moment the bed could collapse and one or both of us could be seriously injured or even killed from the impact." Pauline, who admits Alex does most of the work in the bedroom, said: "It also helps that I did gymnastics until I was 12 so I'm very limber." Full story - http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...2st-woman.html
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The UK is still in the stone age?
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Only in the Sun.
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working on my tan
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So she has to have her son help her take a shit ..... nice job mom.
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what the fuck is "52st"?
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it means she weighs as much as 52nd st. in New York...
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728 pounds of flab.
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52 stone = 728 pounds DAMN!!!! I thought the heaviest lady was around 900lbs
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It`s bad enough seeing roll upon roll trying to break out of her tent that she`s wearing.
I dread to think what that thing looks like undressed.
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I am Amazing Content!
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for sure not, thats some of your shitty measuring
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She is ugly, bad luck.
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Everybody who goes to the gym is wasting their time - the effects of doing gymnastics lasts 35 years after you stop
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Stone = ye olde English imperial system jargon. 1 stone = 14 lbs.
Like I said, they're still in the stone age over there.
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someone like that should be put down, plain and simple.
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Glad they didn,t showed the next pictures.
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is that what's hanging down in the middle?
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and then on top of that, there's that awful english accent.
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I'm suprised anyone can find the pussy under all that ugghhhhhh!!!!
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Leave my momma alone !
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Speechless.
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so wrong, but so right
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Stupid bitch should get off her fat lazy arse, get a job and stop scrounging from peoples fucking taxes they pay. Fuck I hate people like this. They should stop all her benefits, that would make her loose weight and find work
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That's a whole lotta woman
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She does have a pretty face..........
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if they have enough sex maybe she will lose some weight
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must be alot of bjs
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You haven't been paying attention much. I'm comfortable referring to it as both football and soccer.
Hey, at least I don't need a miner's helmet and climbing gear to to have sex with my woman (like the guy in the article does). Cut me some slack. :D
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It must be fun when she farts!
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A freakin' legend!
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Wow, I am speechless.
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slap a roll, catch the next wave in...
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more like the brit system ... like their money ....
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