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sponsorpimp · 12-12-2011, 09:30 AM

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scuba steve · 12-12-2011, 09:33 AM

surprised india and china don't have a few more of those titles as #1

Caligari · 12-12-2011, 09:34 AM

Congrats to the winner?

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mavruda · 12-12-2011, 09:35 AM

spazlabz · 12-12-2011, 09:38 AM

I am sure if you look hard enough there is a #1 list our there with America having something positive that it is leading in as well

and seriously... of course we lead the world in the number of McDonalds... it was founded and built up here

TCLGirls · 12-12-2011, 09:39 AM

Why is Puerto Rico listed as a separate country from USA in the divorce rate column?

potter · 12-12-2011, 09:39 AM

Pick a country, any country - they'll all have at least nine embarrassing things they're globally #1 for. Make image. Troll GFY.

Scott McD · 12-12-2011, 09:47 AM

More rapes than South Africa? Congrat's !!!

Grapesoda · 12-12-2011, 09:49 AM

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Originally Posted by BFT3K

that's becaue everybody is busting their hump to get so they can do whatever the fuck they feel like

maleps · 12-12-2011, 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by scuba steve

surprised india and china don't have a few more of those titles as #1

Well statistics, something I enjoy, can be manipulated in many ways. For instance, Im sure the US and UK show up higher in the crime rates because we have very good police units, therefore more crime figures reported compared to say India, Mexico, China etc...

Because I can't believe a country like the UK with a pop around 60+ million, will have higher crime rates than Russia etc...

And yes, this list doesnt really show what the US contribute to the world, I mean NASA for a start, has greatly improved the tech world, greatly influencing the modern world we have today, yet many ignorant ppl don't understand how they do.

PS not from the US but appreciate when a country does do something well.

mafia_man · 12-12-2011, 09:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

More rapes than South Africa? Congrat's !!!

Probably going on reported stats.

Bryan G · 12-12-2011, 09:51 AM

is this per capita or?

CDSmith · 12-12-2011, 09:56 AM

Mexico #2 for plasic surgery? That surprises me since most of their population lives well below what the rest of N America would consider the poverty line.

For rapes I don't know what surprises me more, that Canada is #3 in the world or that peaceful fun-loving Australia is #4.

Interesting stats. Congrats to the, uh, winner.

Vendzilla · 12-12-2011, 10:11 AM

I think a lot of this is America has better reporting on crime rates than most, Mexico has the number of plastic surgeries because of US citizens going down there.
I like that it said total crimes, I mean we just have more people, so yes more crimes

Bladewire · 12-12-2011, 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by BFT3K

Mostly wrong info but funny

seeandsee · 12-12-2011, 10:16 AM

probably based on 1:100.000 statistics

2intense · 12-12-2011, 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by BFT3K

edgeprod · 12-12-2011, 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by spazlabz

I am sure if you look hard enough there is a #1 list our there with America having something positive that it is leading in as well

Guys on the far side of either thought-train never look hard enough at anything outside of their set beliefs, even if they delude themselves into thinking that they do.

19teenporn · 12-12-2011, 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by spazlabz

I am sure if you look hard enough there is a #1 list our there with America having something positive that it is leading in as well

It's not America, it's United States of America.
America is a continent, not a country.

femdomdestiny · 12-12-2011, 10:48 AM

Stupid stats. Really. and who says it's true?
Something better:

http://www.economist.com/content/global_debt_clock

Ramirez · 12-12-2011, 10:50 AM

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wehateporn · 12-12-2011, 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by spazlabz

I am sure if you look hard enough there is a #1 list our there with America having something positive that it is leading in as well

USA gives the most vaccines per child; something to be proud of there

theking · 12-12-2011, 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by 19teenporn

It's not America, it's United States of America.
America is a continent, not a country.

Wrong...there is no continent named America.

Brent 3dSexCash · 12-12-2011, 11:13 AM

How is Japan 4 in heart attacks when they have some of lowest heart disease rates in the world?

LatinaCrazy · 12-12-2011, 11:13 AM

Hard to believe that the us has more teen births per thousand than Colombia or other countries.

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adultchatpay · 12-12-2011, 11:17 AM

Nice looking stats.

pornguy · 12-12-2011, 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Vendzilla

I think a lot of this is America has better reporting on crime rates than most, Mexico has the number of plastic surgeries because of US citizens going down there.
I like that it said total crimes, I mean we just have more people, so yes more crimes

there is 100% no way the US has more crime than mexico. More reported yes. More crime. now way.

LatinaCrazy · 12-12-2011, 11:25 AM

Ok I see the reason now. The data is from 2006 and does not include most other countries.

http://www.nationmaster.com/red/grap...h-rate&b_map=1

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Ramirez · 12-12-2011, 11:38 AM

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DaddyHalbucks · 12-12-2011, 11:44 AM

There's a war in Europe! Call in the Canadians!

There's a famine in Africa! Call in the Portuguese!

There's a tsunami in Asia! Call in the Russians!

Humankind should put a man on the moon! Call in the French!

I don't think so.

PR_Glen · 12-12-2011, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

More rapes than South Africa? Congrat's !!!

both that and emissions sound like bullshit to me...

PR_Glen · 12-12-2011, 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks

There's a war in Europe! Call in the Canadians!

There's a famine in Africa! Call in the Portuguese!

There's a tsunami in Asia! Call in the Russians!

Humankind should put a man on the moon! Call in the French!

I don't think so.

we were in both world wars before you guys were.. so they did call us...first

uno · 12-12-2011, 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by spazlabz

I am sure if you look hard enough there is a #1 list our there with America having something positive that it is leading in as well

and seriously... of course we lead the world in the number of McDonalds... it was founded and built up here

We are #1 in self esteem.

ZeroHero · 12-12-2011, 12:01 PM

i think that is not true

Operator · 12-12-2011, 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks

There's a war in Europe! Call in the Canadians!

There's a famine in Africa! Call in the Portuguese!

There's a tsunami in Asia! Call in the Russians!

Humankind should put a man on the moon! Call in the French!

I don't think so.

In a collective cell membrane any cell larger than the others is called a cancer.
So you know, Ron Paul has the chemo.

Robbie · 12-12-2011, 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by maleps

Well statistics, something I enjoy, can be manipulated in many ways. For instance, Im sure the US and UK show up higher in the crime rates because we have very good police units, therefore more crime figures reported compared to say India, Mexico, China etc...

My opinion on the crime statistics is: Most of it is part of the "War on Drugs" or "War on Citizens" as I call it.

It's the reason we have more "crime" (because we made so many damn things that people enjoy a "crime") and more people in prison than any country in the world.

And we can all feel safer because even right this very second, there are numerous local, state, and federal legislative bodies creating NEW laws. Because the thousands and thousands that they incessantly created for the last couple of hundred years just aren't enough.

Bryan G · 12-12-2011, 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks

There's a war in Europe! Call in the Canadians!

There's a famine in Africa! Call in the Portuguese!

There's a tsunami in Asia! Call in the Russians!

Humankind should put a man on the moon! Call in the French!

I don't think so.

It's posts like this that make you the biggest Numpty on GFY. You trying to tell us that no other countries help out other then the USA?

As Glenn said Canada was in both World Wars before the USA so please STFU

Overload · 12-12-2011, 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by LatinaCrazy

Hard to believe that the us has more teen births per thousand than Colombia or other countries.

coz sexual education is still "dirty" and the word CONDOM has been banned in the BUSH era

rogueteens · 12-12-2011, 01:05 PM

I find it hard to believe that the UK is number 2 for total crimes? more than places like africa or south america? I don't think so.

scottybuzz · 12-12-2011, 01:08 PM

the stats are bullshit. people will believe anything you show them.

moeloubani · 12-12-2011, 01:13 PM

hey moe why do you keep hating on the american way of life blah blah you hater

imagine how nice it would be if the US was #1 in the things it should be #1 for

#1 Health care
#1 Education
#1 Innovation

DaddyHalbucks · 12-12-2011, 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by PR_Glen

we were in both world wars before you guys were.. so they did call us...first

No disrespect to the Canadian forces, but the USA was the decisive factor.

TCLGirls · 12-12-2011, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by 19teenporn

It's not America, it's United States of America.
America is a continent, not a country.

It's 100% valid to to use the word "America" to refer to the United States of America.

Just as it is 100% valid to use the word "China" to refer to the People's Republic of China.

DaddyHalbucks · 12-12-2011, 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Bryan G

It's posts like this that make you the biggest Numpty on GFY. You trying to tell us that no other countries help out other then the USA?

As Glenn said Canada was in both World Wars before the USA so please STFU

When did I ever say that no other country helps out?

Bryan, I have been talking your shit for years and I am sick and tired of it. Do us all a favor and go suck Mark Hurson's cock, will you?

Robbie · 12-12-2011, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by scottybuzz

the stats are bullshit. people will believe anything you show them.

No, the ones about people in prison are 100% spot on. And have been for years.

We imprison more of our citizens than all those "bad, evil" countries do like China, North Korea, Cuba, etc.

And we've done it for a few decades now.

The prison industry is a multi-billion dollar industry. Research it a bit and you'll be shocked.

Not exactly what "America" is supposed to be.

uno · 12-12-2011, 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks

No disrespect to the Canadian forces, but the USA was the decisive factor.

How bout Russia? I'd say they had something to do with it.

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