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Old 12-14-2011, 11:09 AM   #1
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BEIJING (Reuters) - Chinese police have arrested a man who hired two strippers to perform at his son's wedding after the performance was mobbed by villagers, a newspaper reported on Wednesday.

Zhang Cheng, from Xuzhou in eastern Jiangsu province, had originally wanted a band to play at the nuptials, but was then advised he could get performers whose show would have "special features," the Global Times said.

"After watching the show, Zhang decided it would be appropriate for his son's wedding and requested two strippers for the event," it added. "...Barely five minutes had passed before hundreds of villagers in the conservative community were swarming to the venue, trying to catch a glimpse."

Zhang was arrested the next day, the newspaper reported, though it did not say on what charge.
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Old 12-14-2011, 12:04 PM   #2
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In China they will steal your strippers ...
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Old 12-14-2011, 12:09 PM   #3
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In China they will steal your strippers ...
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Old 12-14-2011, 12:18 PM   #4
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poor depraved bastards.
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Old 12-14-2011, 12:22 PM   #5
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Old 12-14-2011, 12:22 PM   #6
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I still love the term "villagers", nice to know this type of ordered justice still exists...outside of a standard Simpson's mob
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Old 12-14-2011, 12:43 PM   #7
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Old 12-14-2011, 01:38 PM   #8
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i think everybody wanted to order the "special features"
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Old 12-14-2011, 03:40 PM   #9
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They were just jelaous
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I wonder do they have bachelor parties in china, the stripper would have been more appropriate there. But then again what they call a stripper in china could be a fully clothes sexy dance in the USA.
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Old 12-14-2011, 10:36 PM   #11
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I wonder do they have bachelor parties in china, the stripper would have been more appropriate there. But then again what they call a stripper in china could be a fully clothes sexy dance in the USA.


this is how im going to picture they looked
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this is how im going to picture they looked
No wonder they mobbed the stripper.
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