What is felching??? - GoFuckYourself.com

RikRok · 02-05-2003, 12:01 AM

Obviously I am not into it (or I'd hope I'd know)... and what the hell does it have to do with hamsters???

Naively,

Rik

Amputate Your Head · 02-05-2003, 12:02 AM

ARMAGEDDON!!!!!

rooster · 02-05-2003, 12:23 AM

I believe its cumming in a guys ass, then sucking it out with a straw.

RikRok · 02-05-2003, 12:23 AM

Where does the hamster fit in? Does he hold the straw?

Rik

MuleScrote · 02-05-2003, 12:25 AM

This sums it up....

Felching

KRL · 02-05-2003, 12:32 AM

Do gay guys still do that stuff with Gerbils? Oh, and please no pics on answers to that question.

Gutterboy · 02-05-2003, 12:33 AM

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Originally posted by rooster
I believe its cumming in a guys ass, then sucking it out with a straw.

I thought shrimping was when you sucked it out with a straw and felching was just sucking it out directly.

Damn I'm pedantic.

MuleScrote · 02-05-2003, 12:33 AM

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Originally posted by KRL
Do gay guys still do that stuff with Gerbils?

Do straight guys still fuck pussies?

RikRok · 02-05-2003, 12:34 AM

So do you put the gerbil/hamster in backwards so the tail is sticking out of the tube or do fags enjoy the little claws in their ass too?

Rik

RikRok · 02-05-2003, 12:34 AM

By the way, that audio clip was funny as shit.

Rik

stocktrader23 · 02-05-2003, 12:39 AM

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Originally posted by MuleScrote
This sums it up....

Felching

Ok. Now the Armegeddon comment by Amp is so much funnier.

robfantasy · 02-05-2003, 12:41 AM

someone tell me what a strawberry shortcake is? i read its where you give a girl a facial then punch her in the face and break her nose?. what kind of sick fuck would do that shit.

exspamr · 02-05-2003, 12:42 AM

http://www.realhamster.com/

RikRok · 02-05-2003, 12:42 AM

Holy shit. I am excited just thinking about that. Anyone have any real video?

Rik

MuleScrote · 02-05-2003, 12:42 AM

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Originally posted by robfantasy
someone tell me what a strawberry shortcake is? i read its where you give a girl a facial then punch her in the face and break her nose?. what kind of sick fuck would do that shit.

psyko514 · 02-05-2003, 12:42 AM

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Originally posted by robfantasy
someone tell me what a strawberry shortcake is? i read its where you give a girl a facial then punch her in the face and break her nose?. what kind of sick fuck would do that shit.

Then you mix her blood with your cum.

psyko514 · 02-05-2003, 12:44 AM

It's all about donkey punching.
You're boffing her in the ass, and right before you blow your load, you deck her in the back of the head, which knocks her out.
Her ass will clench up nice and tight, and if you're timing is right, you'll have a kick-ass orgasm.

robfantasy · 02-05-2003, 12:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by psyko514
It's all about donkey punching.
You're boffing her in the ass, and right before you blow your load, you deck her in the back of the head, which knocks her out.
Her ass will clench up nice and tight, and if you're timing is right, you'll have a kick-ass orgasm.

what kind of sick fuck would do that

RikRok · 02-05-2003, 01:00 AM

Yeah. That I know about. Except I usually don't do the hit in the back of the head, I do the choke her until she passes out thing. Same effect and you can plan your timing better. If she is about to pass out before you come, you can always ease up a little.

Then you start fucking her harder.

You know she's had enough when she gets that cold sweaty feeling... but then you get used to that too.

Rik

kmanrox · 02-05-2003, 01:24 AM

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Originally posted by rooster
I believe its cumming in a guys ass, then sucking it out with a straw.

that's called 'shrimping', not 'felching' ... please people... these are two very difficult, enjoyable and serious moves, not to be taken lightly....

oh and rooster, quit being such a homo, shrimping can be done with womenz too, but felching is more for the gays.... ::cough cough richard gere::

kevinl · 02-05-2003, 01:55 AM

I thought felching was when someone squirted their enema juice in someones mouth.
Second site I ever made on the net was about that and I made about 800.00 a week from cyberage for a long time off that one.

MonkeyMan · 02-05-2003, 01:57 AM

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Originally posted by kevinl
I thought felching was when someone squirted their enema juice in someones mouth.
Second site I ever made on the net was about that and I made about 800.00 a week from cyberage for a long time off that one.

If your not lieing.... your going directly to hell.

eRock · 02-05-2003, 02:19 AM

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Originally posted by MonkeyMan
If your not lieing.... your going directly to hell.

421Fill · 02-05-2003, 02:30 AM

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Originally posted by RikRok
Yeah. That I know about. Except I usually don't do the hit in the back of the head, I do the choke her until she passes out thing. Same effect and you can plan your timing better. If she is about to pass out before you come, you can always ease up a little.

Then you start fucking her harder.

You know she's had enough when she gets that cold sweaty feeling... but then you get used to that too.

Rik

oh man.... I'm really at a loss for words with this statement...

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rooster Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 2,384	I believe its cumming in a guys ass, then sucking it out with a straw.

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MuleScrote Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 4,601	This sums it up.... Felching

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RikRok Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 126	So do you put the gerbil/hamster in backwards so the tail is sticking out of the tube or do fags enjoy the little claws in their ass too? Rik

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RikRok Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 126	Yeah. That I know about. Except I usually don't do the hit in the back of the head, I do the choke her until she passes out thing. Same effect and you can plan your timing better. If she is about to pass out before you come, you can always ease up a little. Then you start fucking her harder. You know she's had enough when she gets that cold sweaty feeling... but then you get used to that too. Rik

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kevinl Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: US Posts: 261	I thought felching was when someone squirted their enema juice in someones mouth. Second site I ever made on the net was about that and I made about 800.00 a week from cyberage for a long time off that one. __________________ kevinl