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Vrume Mark
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![]() Cause I think I just had mine tonite. Myself, Makingcoin, Riprastor, Sextraffic Pete and his buddy Austin went out for dinner at this place called Sammy J Peppers in Richmond. And these bastards dared me eat one of their "nuclear" wings. I downed 3 and then here came the pain train.
Holy fucking shit they were hot, I chugged 2 pints of beer and 2 glasses of milk. I am no pussy when it comes to hot food either, I always order suicide wings anywhere else and love any food with spice. These bastards were laughing their asses off for about 10 minutes. It took over 20 minutes for me to be able to even eat anything else hot because my tastebuds were on fire. So what about you guys, what is the hottest food you have ever eaten or the restaurant which cooks the hottest food? DH P.S. I will get you bastards back, oh trust me revenge is mine! *In a Newman Voice* ![]() |
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Shit 3 weeks ago my aunt did some spanish soup.....
I think she empty the bottle of hot sauce boy.. That think was ![]()
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My famous "hot water". Soak all kinds of peppers in water for a few days, then filter them out. Then, trick a friend into eating something really, really hot and quickly pass them the (hot) water to "cool down".
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LOL I feel bad for youre ass in 2 days...
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I had some pretty fucking hot miso with my sushi the other day.
Also when I was in the Cayman islands I had some über hot crab-soup thingy. Burned like hell.. damn good.
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There is nothing worse then eating white castle burgers...
They will give you the runs really BAD!!
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It's actually not a food.. but a fucking prank I do to my friends when we're out in a bar. Ppl always come and ask if I wanna buy them a drink, so I say... I'll buy you a drink if I get to choose which drink. They always say ok the first time. (I got played once too.. that's how I learned it)
I order them a drink called 'the travelling man's death'. ![]() hehe.. they always start to puke foam. it's hilarious The drink consist of: 4cl of WARM vodka 1/5 bottle of tabasco serve it in a shot glass. THAT fucker burns like fucking hell.. they don't even notice they just had warm vodka, since the tabasco takes the taste of alcohol away completely. ![]() ![]() ![]()
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thanx for warning me.. I wont drink it..
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I chewed a raw habanero pepper on a dare once. I seriously thought I was going to die.. broke out in a heavy sweat when it kicked in. The pain was something else, it lasted for 5 minutes, and then my mouth went numb, like novocain numb.
Took several hours before I could taste anything again. |
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Incidentally, the Scoville Scale is the measure the hotness of pepper.. so you can know exactly how hot something you've eaten was in relation to other stuff.
The score itself gauges of the amount of capsaicin, the chemical that produces the heat sensation. Here are some common ones: Bell Peppers = 0 -> 150 Jalapeno's = 3,000 -> 5,000 Chipotle = 10,000 -> 15,000 Tabasco = 30,000 -> 50,000 Thai peppers = 50,000 -> 75,000 Habanero = 100,000 -> 350,000 Savina Habanero = 577,000 (hottest ever) |
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I'll never forget it. I had moved to California in my early 20's and was just having genuine Mexican cuisine for the first time. My girlfriend had one of those super hot caballero peppers or however you spell it and she said the way you eat them is with one quick large bite and then drink your margherita to wash it down.
I had already had a couple margheritas so I was buzzed and didn't realize what she was about to pull on me. I took this big Mexican nuclear pepper whole in my mouth and chomped on it. Needless to say I was on the floor gagging and choking in 1 second and it fell like someone had just stuck a hot iron in my mouth. Personally I thought it was a nasty prank, but all our friends were laughing their heads off watching me writhing in pain. My mouth was sore for days from it.
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Paaaaaaiiiiiin. Took about a minute for the burn to kick in, but it was the hottest thing I've ever consumed. I recommend it to EVERYONE! ![]()
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I used to work on a pizza department in a superstore!
My friend asked me to make him a pizza for his lunch and told me he wanted Ham, Sweetcorn, Onions and Cheese on it with SOME spicy sauce well he went away to get something done and came back when I had cooked it he asked me if I was going on my break? So I went with him he ate one slice of his pizza and was almost sick! I forgot to tell him I lined the base of the pizza with HOT CHILLIES!!! HAHA it was funny, but I got into a shit load of trouble from my manager! Hottest thing I have ever had is probably a Chicken Vindaloo! |
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Here is some good stuff:
http://www.davesgourmet.com/insauces.html Take a bottle of insanity sauce down to the local mexican restaurant at lunch sometime. Sneak a few glugs into the salsa while no ones looking, mix, then sit back with a beer and enjoy the show. |
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the highest I've went on that list is Tabasco, and that's freakin enough if you ask me ![]() I had like a drop or two and I was all ![]()
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I take a bunch of habanero's and blend them up with lime and cilantro and keep it in the fridge to pour on stuff.
It's freakin hot as hell. I always gotta remember not to touch it with my fingers, because if I do, I have to make damn sure I don't put my hands anywhere near my eyes for a while. I make Thai curry about 3 times a week, the hotter the better. The real hot stuff gives ya a nice endorphine high. |
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I once ate cous-cous in Paris and got a chemical burn from the tasty hot sauce. They don't make it that hot in the States. It was worth it even if I was mocked for the rest of the trip.
--Amelia
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what do you mean by "chemical burn" ?
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I don't know WTF he uses but my dad makes the hottest damn hot sauce ever. If you ever get a taste of his bad one your mouth burns for a couple of hours not minutes. And I'm used to hot stuff from growing up with him. Nearly every mean was hot from a kid on. Tabasco taste like water to me.
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It looks (and feels) exactly like if you put your lips and the inside of your mouth on a stove burner. Any kids who would like to try this at home can try rubbing turpentine on a patch of skin for an extended time to see what it is like. ![]() On your body, cold water and aloe and maybe vitamin e are good remedies. In your mouth, this is best treated with ice cream. Or at least that was my opinion when I was like thirteen. --Amelia G
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ok ![]() I think I had that once, but didn't feel it in my stomach and all .. just mouth and throat burning like hell
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Yup, yup, that is exactly the thang! I bet I would feel it in my stomach now too, but not when I was thirteen. Well, actually I have no idea if what would cause an oral chemical burn would hurt a tummy. But Pepcid just came out with berry-flavored chewable antiacid just in case. Whoo-hoo!
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the hottest foot I had was so hot it was impossible to eat
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