Programmer for hire - Languages include Mirosoft word, Mirosoft excel and OpenOffice writer - GoFuckYourself.com

B.Barnato · 01-03-2012, 09:03 AM

Hello and welcome

I have experience with languages Mirosoft word, Mirosoft excel and OpenOffice writer.

Programming experience for applications like letter, birthday invitation, spreadsheet, noticeboard leaflet, shopping list and similar with clipart included.

Thank you and have a good business

Just Alex · 01-03-2012, 09:08 AM

Willing to relocate to small farm town 60 miles outside of Amsterdam? Our multinational keiretsu is hiring. Do you know how to upload videos to tube sites?

DamianJ · 01-03-2012, 09:09 AM

I can vouch for B Barnato with regards his programming skills. I needed a template done for MICROSOFT WORD 98 to promote a lawn care service locally. He set up the template and did me a really neat MAIL MERGE feature. The work was delivered on time and he even sent me an MICROSOFT OUTLOOK EMAIL confirming this.

Top notch.

B.Barnato · 01-03-2012, 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Just Alex

Willing to relocate to small farm town 60 miles outside of Amsterdam? Our multinational keiretsu is hiring. Do you know how to upload videos to tube sites?

I believe I am able but maybe this work is below my skill set.

My good friend Ranjid Indianfella might be already in your employ?

EroTechnology · 01-03-2012, 09:30 AM

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Originally Posted by B.Barnato

Programming experience for applications like letter, birthday invitation, spreadsheet, noticeboard leaflet, shopping list and similar with clipart included.

My silly sense of humour really laughed at this.

B.Barnato · 01-03-2012, 09:31 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ

I can vouch for B Barnato with regards his programming skills. I needed a template done for MICROSOFT WORD 98 to promote a lawn care service locally. He set up the template and did me a really neat MAIL MERGE feature. The work was delivered on time and he even sent me an MICROSOFT OUTLOOK EMAIL confirming this.

Top notch.

Thank you for your kind words Damian, it is always a pleasure to work for you.

Thank you also for reminding me of the further programming language Microsoft Outlook that I have in my experience.

B.Barnato · 01-03-2012, 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by EroTechnology

My silly sense of humour really laughed at this.

I like you.

munki · 01-03-2012, 09:41 AM

Does your skillset cross into Works as well, or Office only?

B.Barnato · 01-03-2012, 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by munki

Does your skillset cross into Works as well, or Office only?

I have a friend, Ahmet who is big in Works, he makes good use of templates.

Paul Markham · 01-03-2012, 11:20 AM

B.Barnato Thank you for this thread. Will throw it back at you when you flame me.

I'm available as well. for gigs that involve, dog walking, jigsaw making, watching TV, cooking and sleeping on the sofa. I'm very busy but can squeeze you in for the right money and only if I can work from home.

B.Barnato · 01-03-2012, 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

B.Barnato Thank you for this thread. Will throw it back at you when you flame me.

Well then you might enjoy these threads too:

https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1052007

https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1050034

https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1051165

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I don't remember flaming you, I might get agitated by some of your posts as I am sure you can imagine and leave a remark accordingly.

Other than that I am actually rather impressed by your internet/computer literacy.

ottopottomouse · 01-03-2012, 12:56 PM

Dear, can I have a review copy of the shopping list?

B.Barnato · 01-03-2012, 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by ottopottomouse

Dear, can I have a review copy of the shopping list?

Sure, added you on icq.

Please leave an honest review in this thread and also in my corresponding thread on WF if you can.

Mutt · 01-03-2012, 01:23 PM

funny

ottopottomouse · 01-03-2012, 01:26 PM

I was the lucky one to get the first review copy of a shopping list thanks to B.Barnato
There were total of 8 items on the list, honestly speaking all useful, and in the correct order for navigating around the shop to pick them up whilst avoiding the fish counter. Plus there were also 6 methods by which every noob can make a lot of money. B.Barnato has clearly mentioned all the steps to make your way to $1/day

it is totally a spoonfeed. one of the best WSO products I have came across. RECOMMENDED to all.!!

my rating 10/10 for all.

B.Barnato · 01-03-2012, 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by ottopottomouse

I was the lucky one to get the first review copy of a shopping list thanks to B.Barnato
There were total of 8 items on the list, honestly speaking all useful, and in the correct order for navigating around the shop to pick them up whilst avoiding the fish counter. Plus there were also 6 methods by which every noob can make a lot of money. B.Barnato has clearly mentioned all the steps to make your way to $1/day

it is totally a spoonfeed. one of the best WSO products I have came across. RECOMMENDED to all.!!

my rating 10/10 for all.

Thank you

Glad you valued the review copy. Your mention of the fish counter avoidance pleases me as I took special care on this part. It is a common pitfall for newbies and can be avoided.

For anyone interested in a review copy of birthday invitation and village noticeboard flyer see my icq in sig.

iSpyCams · 01-03-2012, 02:20 PM

I realize this might be a stretch for you but I need someone to set up a personal website for my cat in Frontpage. Think you can handle it?

anexsia · 01-03-2012, 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by pompousjohn

I realize this might be a stretch for you but I need someone to set up a personal website for my cat in Frontpage. Think you can handle it?

I spit out my coffee.

Jarmusch · 01-03-2012, 03:09 PM

I'm not familiar with Mirosoft...

Paul Markham · 01-03-2012, 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by B.Barnato

I don't remember flaming you, I might get agitated by some of your posts as I am sure you can imagine and leave a remark accordingly.

Other than that I am actually rather impressed by your internet/computer literacy.

No you insulted me, so I put you on ignore. No not going to go find it.

B.Barnato · 01-03-2012, 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by pompousjohn

I realize this might be a stretch for you but I need someone to set up a personal website for my cat in Frontpage. Think you can handle it?

Frontpage is a little complex however I have set up angelfire sites before.

This is an example of my work: http://www.angelfire.com/scifi/realvampireking/

B.Barnato · 01-03-2012, 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Jarmusch

I'm not familiar with Mirosoft...

My c on the keyboard is broken, hence my offer of programming work.

B.Barnato · 01-03-2012, 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

No you insulted me, so I put you on ignore. No not going to go find it.

I asked you why you hate yourself so much.

anexsia · 01-03-2012, 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted by B.Barnato

Frontpage is a little complex however I have set up angelfire sites before.

This is an example of my work: http://www.angelfire.com/scifi/realvampireking/

I made my very first web page on Angelfire...those were the days...Angelfire was so much better then Geocities or Homestead...I mean who the hell wants a subdomain with the word geocities in it when you can have something badass like ANGELFIRE!

Just Alex · 01-03-2012, 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by B.Barnato

I believe I am able but maybe this work is below my skill set.

My good friend Ranjid Indianfella might be already in your employ?

Ranjid has been promoted to regional director and was transferred to our Istambul Turky office where he will oversee Turkish click-through department. However, we have full time opening for senior level cntl-c / cntl-v programmer as well risk management supervisor with proficiency in "submit" button procedures. We do offer full benefits and relocation packages.

B.Barnato · 01-03-2012, 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by anexsia

I made my very first web page on Angelfire...those were the days...Angelfire was so much better then Geocities or Homestead...I mean who the hell wants a subdomain with the word geocities in it when you can have something badass like ANGELFIRE!

Angelfire was and is still BOSS.

B.Barnato · 01-03-2012, 06:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Just Alex

Ranjid has been promoted to regional director and was transferred to our Istambul Turky office where he will oversee Turkish click-through department. However, we have full time opening for senior level cntl-c / cntl-v programmer as well risk management supervisor with proficiency in "submit" button procedures. We do offer full benefits and relocation packages.

I must mull this over.

Does this include use of a company car?

If I get to pick I would like to choose a cute little Peugeot, in red if possible.

AAB · 01-03-2012, 07:35 PM

This thread is pure WIN :D

livexxx · 01-03-2012, 08:14 PM

I need a query in Dataease please?

Just Alex · 01-04-2012, 12:17 AM

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Originally Posted by B.Barnato

I must mull this over.

Does this include use of a company car?

If I get to pick I would like to choose a cute little Peugeot, in red if possible.

Yes you do. We like to keep low profile, so what appears to be a 95 Peugeot, is really 2013 ferrari enzo covered with handicap stickers and special dutch permits.
Give it a thought.

ottopottomouse · 01-04-2012, 04:46 AM

B.Barnato · 01-04-2012, 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by livexxx

I need a query in Dataease please?

Is this an OpenOffice function?

B.Barnato · 01-04-2012, 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Just Alex

Yes you do. We like to keep low profile, so what appears to be a 95 Peugeot, is really 2013 ferrari enzo covered with handicap stickers and special dutch permits.
Give it a thought.

Great I'll get in touch with one of your assistants once I have made my mind up.

Thanks for your valuable time!

Allison · 01-04-2012, 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ

I can vouch for B Barnato with regards his programming skills. I needed a template done for MICROSOFT WORD 98 to promote a lawn care service locally. He set up the template and did me a really neat MAIL MERGE feature. The work was delivered on time and he even sent me an MICROSOFT OUTLOOK EMAIL confirming this.

Top notch.

You made my day.

Jarmusch · 01-04-2012, 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by B.Barnato

Is this an OpenOffice function?

01-03-2012, 09:03 AM	#1
B.Barnato So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 3,618	Programmer for hire - Languages include Mirosoft word, Mirosoft excel and OpenOffice writer Hello and welcome I have experience with languages Mirosoft word, Mirosoft excel and OpenOffice writer. Programming experience for applications like letter, birthday invitation, spreadsheet, noticeboard leaflet, shopping list and similar with clipart included. Thank you and have a good business

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