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ArsewithClass · 01-05-2012, 08:55 AM

I know self defence & protection is important, lots of US use guns. The UK, women are mad on martial arts & the use of Pepper spray, rape alarms & whistles, but how about one of these!

http://store.taser.com/taser-x26c-p117.aspx

Wow, my mates got a taser, but nothing on these things! The future is now

I notice that every time you fire the taser, you have to replace a new cartridge, so you get 4 shots with the taser, this one above at a price of $1k, then every 2 cartridges there after are $60 for the pair. It's not like you would want to do practice training, at that price

Johny Traffic · 01-05-2012, 09:22 AM

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Originally Posted by ArsewithClass

The UK, women are mad on martial arts & the use of Pepper spray, rape alarms & whistles, but how about one of these!

No they are not, as pepper spray is illegal in the UK, it is classed as a firearm and carries up to a 10 year prison sentence just for possession, you might as well carry a AK47. So some of the very stupid women you know may be illegally carrying firearms, like pepper spray, but not many others do

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Wow, my mates got a taser,

Does your stupidity know no bounds?

Admitting on a public forum you have a "mate" with an illegal firearm? Which a taser is. It carries a sentence for up to 10 years in prison and an unlimited fine just for possession.

machinegunkelly · 01-05-2012, 09:24 AM

Whatever happened to a baseball bat at the door, just in case?

tasers, jesus.

Paul · 01-05-2012, 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Johny Traffic

No they are not, as pepper spray is illegal in the UK, it is classed as a firearm and carries up to a 10 year prison sentence just for possession, you might as well carry a AK47. So some of the very stupid women you know may be illegally carrying firearms, like pepper spray, but not many others do

Does your stupidity know no bounds?

Admitting on a public forum you have a "mate" with an illegal firearm? Which a taser is. It carries a sentence for up to 10 years in prison and an unlimited fine just for possession.

Well said!

ArsewithClass · 01-05-2012, 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Johny Traffic

No they are not, as pepper spray is illegal in the UK, it is classed as a firearm and carries up to a 10 year prison sentence just for possession, you might as well carry a AK47. So some of the very stupid women you know may be illegally carrying firearms, like pepper spray, but not many others do

Does your stupidity know no bounds?

Admitting on a public forum you have a "mate" with an illegal firearm? Which a taser is. It carries a sentence for up to 10 years in prison and an unlimited fine just for possession.

Maybe wrong with the pepper spray being one of the usual self defence aids in Britain, my bad..

Not that I haven't had pepper spray near me before, yes it stings the eyes but it ain't gonna kill anyone.... I think your stupidity to say that it's like carrying an AK is a bit childish or mental to be honest!

? What's your problem, wake up on the wrong side of the bed or just having a bad year

ArsewithClass · 01-05-2012, 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by machinegunkelly

Whatever happened to a baseball bat at the door, just in case?

tasers, jesus.

Saying this... A baseball bat can crack brains & skulls & in the wrong hand, can be continuously belted & slammed into someones brain.. Not good if the person is an over zealous person...

You ain't gonna pop your taser everytime someone says hello, it would end up costing a fortune.

Considering guns are legal, I think these tasers are a good idea, i'd rather be accidently hit by a taser than a stray bullet if someone loses the plot & thinks they need to defend themselves

CurrentlySober · 01-05-2012, 01:44 PM

Gary. Just get a 12,000 volt stun gun CELL PHONE...

(RECHARGEABLE FROM THE MAINS...)
Job done... For about £12.99 !

Rochard · 01-05-2012, 02:08 PM

I bought me an old 4x4 truck last month. People think I'm crazy but I'm having a blast with it. My kid and I went four wheel driving this morning on the way to school. It was so funny!

ArsewithClass · 01-05-2012, 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

Gary. Just get a 12,000 volt stun gun CELL PHONE...

(RECHARGEABLE FROM THE MAINS...)
Job done... For about £12.99 !

That is funny as fuck mate

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Originally Posted by Rochard

I bought me an old 4x4 truck last month. People think I'm crazy but I'm having a blast with it. My kid and I went four wheel driving this morning on the way to school. It was so funny!

Sounds wild

I had a 4x4....

used to take it to wales, the beaches go for miles & you're allowed to drive on them

CurrentlySober · 01-05-2012, 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by ArsewithClass

That is funny as fuck mate

Nah, its real... Its an actual stun gun for self defence... Not a 'Joke' product...

ArsewithClass · 01-05-2012, 05:52 PM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

Nah, its real... Its an actual stun gun for self defence... Not a 'Joke' product...

Oh yes, I can see that! I'm picturing someone stealing the mobile & using it

That would teach the thieving bastards

Wicked 1 · 01-05-2012, 06:04 PM

UK women actually are being raped ? Man there are some real sick fucks out there !.

ArsewithClass · 01-05-2012, 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Wicked 1

UK women actually are being raped ? Man there are some real sick fucks out there !.

Great post... Lesotho sounds like a great place for women to live

TurboAngel · 01-05-2012, 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by machinegunkelly

Whatever happened to a baseball bat at the door, just in case?

tasers, jesus.

That's where mine is!

OneHungLo · 01-05-2012, 06:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Johny Traffic

No they are not, as pepper spray is illegal in the UK, it is classed as a firearm and carries up to a 10 year prison sentence just for possession, you might as well carry a AK47. So some of the very stupid women you know may be illegally carrying firearms, like pepper spray, but not many others do

Does your stupidity know no bounds?

Admitting on a public forum you have a "mate" with an illegal firearm? Which a taser is. It carries a sentence for up to 10 years in prison and an unlimited fine just for possession.

Lighten up, Francis.

John-ACWM · 01-06-2012, 08:52 AM

Whatever saves a life

ArsewithClass · 01-06-2012, 09:07 AM

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Originally Posted by TurboAngel

That's where mine is!

You can't carry a baseball bat on the street... That's an offensive weapon also

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Originally Posted by OneHungLo

Lighten up, Francis.

He needs a taser shoved up his ass, that would lighten anyone (joke)

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Originally Posted by John-ACWM

Whatever saves a life

And takes another

DamianJ · 01-06-2012, 09:09 AM

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Originally Posted by ArsewithClass

He needs a taser shoved up his ass, that would lighten anyone (joke)

Hehehe. Good joke mate!

AaronM · 01-06-2012, 09:40 AM

This is where tasers are these days...

12ga Shotgun Round

ArsewithClass · 01-06-2012, 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ

Hehehe. Good joke mate!

Wow, sarcasm... you must be proud of your post

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Originally Posted by AaronM

This is where tasers are these days...

12ga Shotgun Round

Oh so cool...

DamianJ · 01-06-2012, 12:03 PM

No, it was really funny. I spat out some stella on my keyboard LOL

ArsewithClass · 01-06-2012, 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ

No, it was really funny. I spat out some stella on my keyboard LOL

You must still have a bit of mental problem, sorry that your holiday hadn't sorted it out

01-05-2012, 08:55 AM	#1
ArsewithClass So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: UK Posts: 7,957	Big boys & their toys I know self defence & protection is important, lots of US use guns. The UK, women are mad on martial arts & the use of Pepper spray, rape alarms & whistles, but how about one of these! http://store.taser.com/taser-x26c-p117.aspx Wow, my mates got a taser, but nothing on these things! The future is now I notice that every time you fire the taser, you have to replace a new cartridge, so you get 4 shots with the taser, this one above at a price of $1k, then every 2 cartridges there after are $60 for the pair. It's not like you would want to do practice training, at that price

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CurrentlySober Too lazy to wipe my ass Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: A Public Bathroom Posts: 38,599	Gary. Just get a 12,000 volt stun gun CELL PHONE... (RECHARGEABLE FROM THE MAINS...) Job done... For about £12.99 ! __________________ My AI Handywork... My Dream Gal... XXX 👁️ 👍️ 💩 Last edited by CurrentlySober; 01-05-2012 at 01:52 PM..

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DamianJ Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A magical land Posts: 15,808	No, it was really funny. I spat out some stella on my keyboard LOL