How do all the pornstars manage to not get poop on their willie? - GoFuckYourself.com

Cystomatic · 01-25-2012, 12:38 PM

Title explains it all? Are they fucking ninjas for not getting poop on their huge willies?

beerptrol · 01-25-2012, 12:48 PM

they do, but they use expensive cgi special effects to remove the poop from willie

halfpint · 01-25-2012, 12:54 PM

what i dont get is why you would want to stick your willie up a shit hole in the first place

Dirty Dane · 01-25-2012, 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by halfpint

what i dont get is why you would want to stick your willie up a shit hole in the first place

Because it feels like a virgin.

JosephFM · 01-25-2012, 01:02 PM

Pornstars use enemas to clean their anus and don't eat for 24 hours prior to a hardcore anal sex scene.

PornMD · 01-25-2012, 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by JosephFM

Pornstars use enemas to clean their anus and don't eat for 24 hours prior to a hardcore anal sex scene.

Yea, it's not like they just spontaneously decided to do anal in the scene. They prepare for that (lack of) shit.

CDSmith · 01-25-2012, 01:11 PM

They send in the Fleet.

Shotsie · 01-25-2012, 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by PornMD

Yea, it's not like they just spontaneously decided to do anal in the scene. They prepare for that (lack of) shit.

What are you talking about? I thought porn was just spontaneous sex that happened to be captured on film. It looks so...REAL. So passionate.

CurrentlySober · 01-25-2012, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by JosephFM

Pornstars use enemas to clean their anus and don't eat for 24 hours prior to a hardcore anal sex scene.

Yes to enemas. NO to not eating... My X Wife did SHIT LOADS of anals (Excuse pun) and was even nominated for best anal sex scene in 2002 at the AVNs with Max Hardcore...

But she never 'Didn't eat'...

CourtneyR · 01-25-2012, 01:35 PM

you can eat its just probally not wise to eat a huge meal the night before.

96ukssob · 01-25-2012, 01:46 PM

poop dick! thats when you know your girl is classy

Fletch XXX · 01-25-2012, 01:53 PM

can always tell whos never been on anal sets hehehe

HomerSimpson · 01-25-2012, 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Fletch XXX

can always tell whos never been on anal sets hehehe

tonyparra · 01-25-2012, 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by CourtneyR_FFN

you can eat its just probally not wise to eat a huge meal the night before.

Proof or ban

SomeCreep · 01-25-2012, 04:09 PM

Female pornstars dont have an asshole like normal girls. They have two vaginas, so its all good.

Supz · 01-25-2012, 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by PornMD

Yea, it's not like they just spontaneously decided to do anal in the scene. They prepare for that (lack of) shit.

you mean the girls on bangbus knew they were getting on the bus?

cherrylula · 01-25-2012, 04:19 PM

I've seen a girl (accidentally) crap all over a guy during butt sex. Not pleasant at all. For anyone. lol

edited to add accidentally

V_RocKs · 01-25-2012, 04:46 PM

poopie kakka

SZNY · 01-25-2012, 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by JosephFM

Pornstars use enemas to clean their anus and don't eat for 24 hours prior to a hardcore anal sex scene.

damn they must be hungry

John-ACWM · 01-26-2012, 07:34 AM

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Originally Posted by beerptrol

they do, but they use expensive cgi special effects to remove the poop from willie

jhmplondon · 01-26-2012, 07:37 AM

enema before, eat as much as you like - take loperamid - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loperamide few hours before the scene. ready to go/

AllAboutCams · 01-26-2012, 07:45 AM

my friend told me that a customer in his knocking shop asked for one of the girls
to shit on them. the girl could not do it he was paying $500 but still nothing she tried for 3 days. easy money if you ask me

Just Alex · 01-26-2012, 07:51 AM

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Originally Posted by xxxupdate

my friend told me that a customer in his knocking shop asked for one of the girls
to shit on them. the girl could not do it he was paying $500 but still nothing she tried for 3 days. easy money if you ask me

Please xplain you sig file. I watched it 17 times and did not see any poop on either dildo.

barcodes · 01-26-2012, 08:05 AM

http://efukt.com/20913_Good_Idea,_Bad_Idea.html

Keep it clean or face the consequences

EddyTheDog · 01-26-2012, 08:14 AM

Careful editing and remember you can shoot any part of a scene as many times as you like.

2MuchMark · 01-26-2012, 08:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Shotsie

What are you talking about? I thought porn was just spontaneous sex that happened to be captured on film. It looks so...REAL. So passionate.

Hmmm.. could this be why 99% of all porn films suck? Despite being in the biz', I really can't stand porno flicks. They are all boring as hell. Stupid dialog and bad, bad acting. When characters (!) start having sex it's so blah and empty and boring.

digitalfantasies · 01-26-2012, 08:38 AM

they do get poop on their willie... but because it is exactly the same color as their willie...people don't notice

Far-L · 01-26-2012, 11:33 AM

Favorite anal mishap story...

The Sweets attached a corkscrew shaped phallus to a drill - "a drildo" so to speak... then stuck it in a girls ass who had done a fleet enema. The drildo plumbed down in her butt and the corkscrew functioned as a Archimedes Screw dredging up the nasty anal butt juice until it literally came spraying out her ass and covering the white walls of their office in shit spray as if a geyser of oil had just been struck.

Anal paydirt!

cooldude7 · 01-26-2012, 12:19 PM

i seen documentary about it ., and they showed enema.,

CurrentlySober · 01-26-2012, 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by cooldude7

i seen documentary about it ., and they showed enema.,

yup. industry insider (Hands On - Real) knowledge, is what makes gfy so great !

PornMD · 01-26-2012, 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Far-L

Favorite anal mishap story...

The Sweets attached a corkscrew shaped phallus to a drill - "a drildo" so to speak... then stuck it in a girls ass who had done a fleet enema. The drildo plumbed down in her butt and the corkscrew functioned as a Archimedes Screw dredging up the nasty anal butt juice until it literally came spraying out her ass and covering the white walls of their office in shit spray as if a geyser of oil had just been struck.

Anal paydirt!

Nice dinnertime story!

Bill8 · 01-26-2012, 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by jhmplondon

enema before, eat as much as you like - take loperamid - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loperamide few hours before the scene. ready to go/

what he said - bismuth, immodium, and the like, and enemas.

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