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What did you get your "love" for valentines day??
What are you giving your wife, girlfriend, side girlfriend, other side girlfriend or mom for valentines day?
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unfortunately ... for my soulmate ... a new tomb stone (NO kidding here!)
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Buk Lau
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Sent her an email!
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A trip to Cabo.
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So Fucking Banned
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So Fucking Banned
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a cookbook and some cooking lessons
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Jägermeister Test Pilot
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I allowed her to drive.
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she passed away 5 years ago today.
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A manicure.
I wub you sweety! ![]() |
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BANNED
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what!!!???
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McDonalds...
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Just Doing My Own Thing
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An extra 4GB of RAM....
She gave me 25% faster load times.
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A Coach purse and a new mp3 player "with paid for mp3's"
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So Fucking Banned
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Creampie
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I need a beer
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She got to give me sex,all 2 minutes of it
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Living the Dream
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So Fucking Lame
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A pearl necklace. The kind that washes off.
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flowers...... and an orgasm.
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super hug and torrid kiss
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she got roasted salmon and castellio cakes...i got the pipe vented.
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So Fucking What?
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Epic gfy replies.
I took mine out for a fancy dinner, good times.
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A special necklace.
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emperor of my world
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nothing. I dont do valentines day.
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porn cartoonist
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paying attention
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Cheesecake filled strawberries, flowers and a card that I delivered to her office.
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I forgot this "special" day man... she gave me the hardest time yesterday... and she is still mad as hell...
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Jesus loves bacon
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I took a work from home day and whipped up her favorite chicken casserole and gave her a cert for a day at the spa.
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Dirty Sanchez
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they wouldn't let me into the massage parlor to give it to her without paying for a massage so i went back to Vons and got a refund on the candy I bought. fuck that bitch
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I gave myself the greatest gift of all... I got caught up on all of my blogs!
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No, she got me a fleshlight that I can hook up to the hose on the dyson.
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A pearl necklace...
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Mixed some strawberry cow crap into some pancake batter and made her some pink pancakes for breakfast.
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I am an Alien from space
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I got her a dildo so she can go fuck herself. ;)
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