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brassmonkey · 03-12-2012, 07:44 AM

weird

It comes in an unremarkable-looking bottle, but the ?Tezhi Sanbian Jiu? rice wine is a Valentine?s Day gift your loved one will always remember, especially after you tell them it translates as ?Three-Penis Liquor?.

I know what you?re thinking, many drinks have strange names like this to attract attention of customers, but in this case, the label is very accurate ? this particular rice wine has various types of animal penis brewed in it to grant vitality to the drinker. The label on the back of the bottle says it contains seal penis, deer penis and Cantonese dog penis, all of them popular ingredients in Chinese traditional medicine, said to increase male potency and virility.

So if you?re looking for a special Valentine?s Day gift for your partner, look no further than Three-Penis Liquor; it?s cheap and it?s something they won?t soon forget. You can pick-up a bottle at supermarkets around Shanghai, just remember to make them have a sip before you reveal the secret ingredients.

L-Pink · 03-12-2012, 07:46 AM

Got any links where to buy ball sweat bourbon?

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ClickCastX · 03-12-2012, 07:50 AM

It's as yummy as urine boiled eggs. China, YOU FREAKY!

brassmonkey · 03-12-2012, 07:53 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

Got any links where to buy ball sweat bourbon?

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http://www.odditycentral.com/funny/t...rom-china.html

don't know where to get it.

EddyTheDog · 03-12-2012, 07:55 AM

I don't drink anything with less than 4 cocks in it....

brassmonkey · 03-12-2012, 09:38 AM

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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

I don't drink anything with less than 4 cocks in it....

great dane?

EddyTheDog · 03-12-2012, 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

great dane?

Whale....

Chosen · 03-12-2012, 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

I don't drink anything with less than 4 cocks in it....

brassmonkey · 03-12-2012, 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

Whale....

ouch

JenniDahling · 03-12-2012, 12:08 PM

This thread entertained and repulsed me simultaneously!

martinsc · 03-12-2012, 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

Got any links where to buy ball sweat bourbon?

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facialfreak · 03-12-2012, 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

I don't drink anything with less than 4 cocks in it....

ENJOY EDDY!!

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