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GangstaGirls · 04-21-2012, 08:23 PM

Dear merchant,

You have been a beloved TicketsClub merchant for the
last couple of years and we thank you for that!

However, we want to bring you some news about MasterCard
and VISA and their new registration requirements.

These requirements include:

- We need to register you with the credit card companies.
A total of EUR 500.00 application and registration fee
applies for your registration;

- We board your account under a new service name: Verotel
Basic. This is the new name for TicketsClub from
May 1st onwards;

- You need to sign a new Verotel agreement that outlines
the do's and dont's within the new registration requirements
of both MasterCard and VISA.

We have investigated your account and found out that your
total revenue per week is over than EUR 7000.00.

We can understand that if you can not afford the EUR 500.00
application and registration fee. Therefore we'll to have terminated
your account per today, April 30th 2012.

You may decide to pay the EUR 500.00 application and
registration fee. For your account that means that we
would like to receive this amount up front by wire. Please do
not forget to include your Verotel ID in your wire.

Please refer to the PDF file for the wire details.

If after one year your account is in good standing and
has an average volume of more than EUR 100.00 per week
we will not charge you for the following year.

If you decide to pay the amount of EUR 500.00 application
and registration fee please contact us immediately by
email ([email protected]) and we will re-authorize
your account again. Your payment should be available in
our bank account by May 1st at the latest.

Please note that all moneys owed will be normally paid
according to our terms and conditions.

Please note that the application and registration fee
are VISA and MasterCard fees per merchant; not per website.
So if you have websites elsewhere please consider the
possibility to add these website(s) to your Verotel
Basic portfolio.

We hope to continue to do business with you and are
looking forward to your decision.

Kind regards,

GFED · 04-21-2012, 08:24 PM

grats!!!

nikki99 · 04-21-2012, 08:25 PM

welcome to 3 days ago, thanks for the updates

GangstaGirls · 04-21-2012, 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nikki99

welcome to 3 days ago, thanks for the updates

well its not my fault that they sent this email like on a weekend when i don't check my email, my yeah i'm some what pissed because i been with these guys for like 7 years now.

AdultKing · 04-21-2012, 08:38 PM

The grammar in that email is appalling.

chaze · 04-21-2012, 09:02 PM

Yeah when you get that big, you should switch to ccbill. It's pretty standard. verotel is for starting websites.

BIGTYMER · 04-21-2012, 09:26 PM

Nice edit you baller.

bean-aid · 04-21-2012, 09:27 PM

Your revenue is over than 7000 euros per week?

porno jew · 04-21-2012, 09:29 PM

edit has been backtraced. interpol baller editing department has been notified.

nikki99 · 04-21-2012, 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beaner

Your revenue is over than 7000 euros per week?

wow I just saw that, sweet

BIGTYMER · 04-21-2012, 09:33 PM

Guys... They only sent that to people who do under 100 a week.

xenigo · 04-21-2012, 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BIGTYMER

Guys... They only sent that to people who do under 100 a week.

Edit fail

L-Pink · 04-21-2012, 10:00 PM

7,000 a week and we have a thread about a 500 charge?

.

Adraco · 04-22-2012, 03:01 AM

Edit edit ;)

grumpy · 04-22-2012, 04:32 AM

backfire coming...all lay down.

SGS · 04-22-2012, 05:12 AM

lol 345678

Screwed Up · 04-22-2012, 07:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GangstaGirls

We have investigated your account and found out that your
total revenue per week is over than EUR 7000.00.

We can understand that if you can not afford the EUR 500.00
application and registration fee. Therefore we'll to have terminated
your account per today, April 30th 2012.

That doesn't make any sense.

That and the grammar. ;)

Dirty F · 04-22-2012, 07:44 AM

Aaaaaaahaha doing less than 100 a week and you try to make it look as if you do 7k a week!! Omg you fucking loser

seeandsee · 04-22-2012, 07:51 AM

lol backfire from hell

i mean why would anyone edit this?

ruff · 04-22-2012, 07:51 AM

In for a fun thread.

Dirty F · 04-22-2012, 08:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seeandsee

lol backfire from hell

i mean why would anyone edit this?

Because everyone on gfy is a whale.

Paul Markham · 04-22-2012, 08:20 AM

So he's billing $28,000 a month through Verotel and has to wire them $500????????????

Wouldn't they just deduct it from the payments to him?

Dirty F · 04-22-2012, 10:35 AM

Bump for a great thread.

SilentKnight · 04-22-2012, 11:32 AM

Way to create revisionist history with the edit.

Too funny!

GangstaGirls · 04-22-2012, 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham

So he's billing $28,000 a month through Verotel and has to wire them $500????????????

Wouldn't they just deduct it from the payments to him?

nothing was edit at all, i have the proof duhh, but to answer your question, i ask them the same thing and they said that they wanted it wired, so i wired it this morning.

Dirty F · 04-22-2012, 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GangstaGirls

nothing was edit at all, i had the proof duhh, but to answer your question, i ask them the same thing and they said that they wanted it wired, so i wired it this morning.

Stop lying.

Dirty F · 04-22-2012, 11:49 AM

Just 2 days ago they explained here that only people who do very few sales per month got this email and need to pay. You idiot.

GangstaGirls · 04-22-2012, 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty F

Just 2 days ago they explained here that only people who do very few sales per month got this email and need to pay. You idiot.

i paid them today, what part did YOU not get asshat.

Dirty F · 04-22-2012, 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GangstaGirls

i paid them today, what part did YOU not get asshat.

Are you a bit slow or don't you understand English? Read what i typed. Over and over till you understand it.

Dirty F · 04-22-2012, 12:18 PM

So why don't you explain to us that you got this email that is only sent out to people doing less than 100 a week?

Dirty F · 04-22-2012, 01:01 PM

Difficult question?

BIGTYMER · 04-22-2012, 01:09 PM

You wired them the money on a Sunday?

Deputy Chief Command · 04-22-2012, 01:16 PM

@Dirty F! wat ben jij toch een saaie lul! jij hebt echt geen leven he? heb jij nou niets beters te doen dan zoveel te posten op GFY? het lijkt me duidelijk dat de idioot die deze thread heeft gestart iedereen probeert te bullshitten .. waarom zoveel tijd verspillen aan deze onzin???

Dirty F · 04-22-2012, 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BIGTYMER

You wired them the money on a Sunday?

I can do a wire 24/7 online?

globofun · 04-22-2012, 02:30 PM

Ok, $7K a week.....and your new project is a blog with two fucking posts and a header that sucks......

You are a noob.....and a wanna be troll!

Dirty F · 04-22-2012, 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by globofun

Ok, $7K a week.....and your new project is a blog with two fucking posts and a header that sucks......

You are a noob.....and a wanna be troll!

And the retard keeps it up thinking we might actually believe it sooner or later

BIGTYMER · 04-22-2012, 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty F

I can do a wire 24/7 online?

I have to go into my bank to do a wire transfer..

AdultEUhost · 04-22-2012, 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BIGTYMER

I have to go into my bank to do a wire transfer..

even I have online banking on my US bank account

CyberHustler · 04-22-2012, 06:02 PM

BIGTYMER · 04-22-2012, 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AdultEUhost

even I have online banking on my US bank account

So do I but I don't see a section on Bank of America online to do a wire transfer?

epitome · 04-22-2012, 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BIGTYMER

So do I but I don't see a section on Bank of America online to do a wire transfer?

I have it. I think I had to add it with BofA. I think it's under transfers. If inside the US, you can give them a few days to do it, which I think is ACH, but if you pick next day its wire and of course if international its wire.

Even if you do it online, the banks wire room isn't going to process it until the next business day.

epitome · 04-22-2012, 09:52 PM

How does a dildo give a rim job?

brentbacardi · 04-22-2012, 10:40 PM

Only has 7 posts too!

One for each of the 7 thousands he makes per week! lol

Dirty F · 04-22-2012, 10:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brentbacardi

Only has 7 posts too!

One for each of the 7 thousands he makes per week! lol

In his defense i'm not sure how postcount has anything to do with it. Either way it looks like the idiot stopped posting at all. Which is a smart move.

sicone · 04-23-2012, 01:46 AM

Always good to end my weekend with a laugh

mrjoost · 04-23-2012, 08:05 AM

Hey everyone,

Just letting you know is that today we released new account
types to be fully compliant with the requirements of VISA and MC:

Check Verotel's homepage under Products and Pricing.

Especially MasterCard is very strict and fast-moving about its new
transparency rules - where merchants need to be registered under
their Payment Facilitator framework. Lucky enough we were able
to negotiate relative fair conditions - with as outcome the three
account types as listed on our website: Basic, Premium and Pro.

We are currently making these changes into our back end infrastructure.

In the next couple of weeks/months we will be contacting all our merchants
to make sure we have all the latest documents on file to register
with the CC companies.

Shortly after summer (September 15th) the new registration
requirements will go into effect globally – including with our
US competitors.

Kind regards,

Joost Zuurbier
Verotel Merchant Services BV

04-21-2012, 08:23 PM	#1
GangstaGirls Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: Miami Beach Posts: 14	So Verotel gave me the quick dildo rim job: read the e-mail i got from them friday. Dear merchant, You have been a beloved TicketsClub merchant for the last couple of years and we thank you for that! However, we want to bring you some news about MasterCard and VISA and their new registration requirements. These requirements include: - We need to register you with the credit card companies. A total of EUR 500.00 application and registration fee applies for your registration; - We board your account under a new service name: Verotel Basic. This is the new name for TicketsClub from May 1st onwards; - You need to sign a new Verotel agreement that outlines the do's and dont's within the new registration requirements of both MasterCard and VISA. We have investigated your account and found out that your total revenue per week is over than EUR 7000.00. We can understand that if you can not afford the EUR 500.00 application and registration fee. Therefore we'll to have terminated your account per today, April 30th 2012. You may decide to pay the EUR 500.00 application and registration fee. For your account that means that we would like to receive this amount up front by wire. Please do not forget to include your Verotel ID in your wire. Please refer to the PDF file for the wire details. If after one year your account is in good standing and has an average volume of more than EUR 100.00 per week we will not charge you for the following year. If you decide to pay the amount of EUR 500.00 application and registration fee please contact us immediately by email ([email protected]) and we will re-authorize your account again. Your payment should be available in our bank account by May 1st at the latest. Please note that all moneys owed will be normally paid according to our terms and conditions. Please note that the application and registration fee are VISA and MasterCard fees per merchant; not per website. So if you have websites elsewhere please consider the possibility to add these website(s) to your Verotel Basic portfolio. We hope to continue to do business with you and are looking forward to your decision. Kind regards,

04-21-2012, 08:25 PM	#3
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04-22-2012, 03:01 AM	#14
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04-22-2012, 04:32 AM	#15
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04-22-2012, 05:12 AM	#16
SGS Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Mallorca - Nottingham Posts: 5,176	lol 345678 __________________ See sig...

04-21-2012, 08:24 PM	#2
GFED Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 8,098	grats!!!

04-21-2012, 08:38 PM	#5
AdultKing Raise Your Weapon Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Outback Australia Posts: 15,605	The grammar in that email is appalling.

04-21-2012, 09:02 PM	#6
chaze Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 9,752	Yeah when you get that big, you should switch to ccbill. It's pretty standard. verotel is for starting websites.

04-21-2012, 09:26 PM	#7
BIGTYMER Junior Achiever Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Walled Garden Posts: 17,066	Nice edit you baller.

04-21-2012, 09:27 PM	#8
bean-aid So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: the land of woke sleuths Posts: 16,493	Your revenue is over than 7000 euros per week?

04-21-2012, 09:29 PM	#9
porno jew Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 10,166	edit has been backtraced. interpol baller editing department has been notified.

04-21-2012, 09:33 PM	#11
BIGTYMER Junior Achiever Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Walled Garden Posts: 17,066	Guys... They only sent that to people who do under 100 a week.

04-21-2012, 10:00 PM	#13
L-Pink working on my tan Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Florida/Kentucky Posts: 39,152	7,000 a week and we have a thread about a 500 charge? .

04-22-2012, 07:44 AM	#18
Dirty F Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 59,204	Aaaaaaahaha doing less than 100 a week and you try to make it look as if you do 7k a week!! Omg you fucking loser

04-22-2012, 07:51 AM	#19
seeandsee Check SIG! Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Europe (Skype: gojkoas) Posts: 50,945	lol backfire from hell i mean why would anyone edit this? __________________ BUY MY SIG - 50$/Year Contact here

04-22-2012, 07:51 AM	#20
ruff I have a plan Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Seattle - Miami - St Kitts Posts: 5,452	In for a fun thread. __________________ CryptoFeeds

04-22-2012, 08:20 AM	#22
Paul Markham Too old to care Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: On the sofa, watching TV or doing my jigsaws. Posts: 52,943	So he's billing $28,000 a month through Verotel and has to wire them $500???????????? Wouldn't they just deduct it from the payments to him? __________________ Blowout deal. 880 videos, 2,400 image sets, plus many RAW videos. $500. PM me for a deal. Skype Paulmarkham70

04-22-2012, 10:35 AM	#23
Dirty F Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 59,204	Bump for a great thread.

04-22-2012, 11:32 AM	#24
SilentKnight Megan Fox's fluffer Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: shooting pool in Elysium Posts: 24,818	Way to create revisionist history with the edit. Too funny!

04-22-2012, 11:49 AM	#27
Dirty F Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 59,204	Just 2 days ago they explained here that only people who do very few sales per month got this email and need to pay. You idiot.

04-22-2012, 12:18 PM	#30
Dirty F Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 59,204	So why don't you explain to us that you got this email that is only sent out to people doing less than 100 a week?

04-22-2012, 01:01 PM	#31
Dirty F Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 59,204	Difficult question?

04-22-2012, 01:09 PM	#32
BIGTYMER Junior Achiever Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Walled Garden Posts: 17,066	You wired them the money on a Sunday?

04-22-2012, 01:16 PM	#33
Deputy Chief Command Deputy Chief Command Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 4,482	@Dirty F! wat ben jij toch een saaie lul! jij hebt echt geen leven he? heb jij nou niets beters te doen dan zoveel te posten op GFY? het lijkt me duidelijk dat de idioot die deze thread heeft gestart iedereen probeert te bullshitten .. waarom zoveel tijd verspillen aan deze onzin??? __________________

04-22-2012, 02:30 PM	#35
globofun Buk Lau Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Rangahan Titomangoyamteerumgae Posts: 2,651	Ok, $7K a week.....and your new project is a blog with two fucking posts and a header that sucks...... You are a noob.....and a wanna be troll! __________________ Wanna Make Huge Profits? Listen to me carefully: I will not tell you how to make money in this business and I won't give you a Fucking Link to a sponsor so I can make 5% of nothing....get yourself a Fucking Plan, stick to it, don't be a Lazy Bitch, and you will make money!

04-22-2012, 06:02 PM	#39
CyberHustler So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 23,783

04-22-2012, 09:52 PM	#42
epitome So Fucking Lame Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: St. Petersburg, FL Posts: 12,158	How does a dildo give a rim job?

04-22-2012, 10:40 PM	#43
brentbacardi Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 1,425	Only has 7 posts too! One for each of the 7 thousands he makes per week! lol __________________ Go Fuck Yourself!

04-23-2012, 01:46 AM	#45
sicone Retired Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Sac Posts: 18,453	Always good to end my weekend with a laugh __________________

04-23-2012, 08:05 AM	#46
mrjoost Registered User Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 9	Hey everyone, Just letting you know is that today we released new account types to be fully compliant with the requirements of VISA and MC: Check Verotel's homepage under Products and Pricing. Especially MasterCard is very strict and fast-moving about its new transparency rules - where merchants need to be registered under their Payment Facilitator framework. Lucky enough we were able to negotiate relative fair conditions - with as outcome the three account types as listed on our website: Basic, Premium and Pro. We are currently making these changes into our back end infrastructure. In the next couple of weeks/months we will be contacting all our merchants to make sure we have all the latest documents on file to register with the CC companies. Shortly after summer (September 15th) the new registration requirements will go into effect globally – including with our US competitors. Kind regards, Joost Zuurbier Verotel Merchant Services BV __________________ -------------------------------------- Verotel Trusted since 1998