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BACON BACON BACON
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Some of you should move to Egypt. New law makes it legal to have sex with dead wife.
That is right....6 hours to get your freak on still.
Perfect time to go for the anal. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...TER-death.html Egypt's National Council for Women is reportedly campaigning against the changes, saying that 'marginalising and undermining the status of women would negatively affect the country's human development'. Dr Mervat al-Talawi, head of the NCW, wrote to the Egyptian People?s Assembly Speaker Dr Saad al-Katatni addressing her concerns. Egyptian journalist Amro Abdul Samea reported in the al-Ahram newspaper that Talawi complained about the legislations which are being introduced under 'alleged religious interpretations'. More... 100,000 women undergo brutal genital mutilation illegally in Britain (and some of the victims are as young as TEN) 'Down with military rule': Tens of thousands pack Tahrir Square to protest against army generals and pro-Mubarak election candidates The subject of a husband having sex with his dead wife arose in May 2011 when Moroccan cleric Zamzami Abdul Bari said marriage remains valid even after death. He also said that women have the right to have sex with her dead husband, alarabiya.net reported. It seems the topic, which has sparked outrage, has now been picked up on by Egypt's politicians. Outrage: Egyptian husbands could soon have sex with their dead wives if a new law is approved (file picture) Outrage: Egyptian husbands could soon have sex with their dead wives if a new law is approved (file picture) TV anchor Jaber al-Qarmouty slammed the notion of letting a husband have sex with his wife after her death under the so-called 'Farewell Intercourse' draft law. He said: 'This is very serious. Could the panel that will draft the Egyptian constitution possibly discuss such issues? Did Abdul Samea see by his own eyes the text of the message sent by Talawi to Katatni? 'This is unbelievable. It is a catastrophe to give the husband such a right! Has the Islamic trend reached that far? Is there really a draft law in this regard? Are there people thinking in this manner?' Although reported in local media, there are some suggestions from within Egypt that the plans do not exist and were merely seeded by journalists loyal to ousted President Hosni Mubarak. MailOnline has contacted the Egyptian Embassy and Consulate in London for comment on the claimed proposals, and is yet to receive a reply. Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...#ixzz1tEsBlzJE |
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I would imagine that when someone is dead, with a totally relaxed and open anal sphincter, poking the wrong hole could be quite a different experience.
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BACON BACON BACON
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I just want to congratulate them for taking a step toward progress. Seems toppling their government is really working out for them.
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![]() From the 1932 movie "The Mummy:" Frank Whemple: Stuck in the desert for two months, and was it hot! That tomb... Helen Grosvenor: What tomb? Frank Whemple: Surely you read about the princess? Helen Grosvenor: So you did that. Frank Whemple: Yes. The fourteen steps down and the unbroken seals were thrilling. But when we came to handle all her clothes and her jewels and her toilet things - you know they buried everything with them that they used in life? - well, when we came to unwrap the girl herself... Helen Grosvenor: How could you do that? Frank Whemple: Had to! Science, you know. Well after we'd worked among her things, I felt as if I'd known her. But when we got the wrappings off, and I saw her face... you'll think me silly, but I sort of fell in love with her. Helen Grosvenor: Do you have to open graves to find girls to fall in love with? ![]() |
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BACON BACON BACON
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i wonder how the dailymail gets away with publishing such stuff though?? I am sure this is not the truth...however there it is in the "news"
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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lol, that country is for long time in my banned countries list ... we have nice animals in our zoo, why to go to egypt
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Necrophilia disturbs me. It seems that this specific law is made for husbands (not any other relationship). This could mean that the government spying into the intimacies of married couples. This topic is highly controversial. Of course, there are a lot of strong feelings involved, such as passion and grief.
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Well that's perfectly normal.
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working on my tan
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Can I kill her in order to fuck her? That I would be interested in.
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I'd rather be on my boat.
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They look at their women as dead, inanimate objects anyway....
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dead people poop themselves u wud need to clean all the place first before go for the anal
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working on my tan
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If you are going to fuck a dead person make sure you have strobe lights in the room. It make's it appear the body is moving.
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I don't see the big deal. If you are married long enough you'll start to experience what its like to have sex with a lifeless body anyway.
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So fuckin' bored
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Egypt is liberated now. Who can blame them for this? Now let's wait for some "progressive" changes in Libya. Thanks to NATO for that.
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there's no $$$ in porn
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Moaning the dead?
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