My Personal Boner Problem - GoFuckYourself.com

smutnut · 05-17-2012, 03:55 AM

Okay, check this out. It's the same one Tony Soprano had if you watched the series.

When I go to sleep at night I wake up with a hard on that would make Madonna's stretch out pussy fall in love with me. But during the day or even if I go to a strip club or even if I fucking jerk off I can't get a hard on.

Seriously.

I want to blame porn (burning out my social psych), but is there a deeper psycho problem?

DamianJ · 05-17-2012, 04:00 AM

They say if you can get an erection in your sleep there is nothing physically wrong. So, although this is no real help, the issue is in your head.

smutnut · 05-17-2012, 04:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ

They say if you can get an erection in your sleep there is nothing physically wrong. So, although this is no real help, the issue is in your head.

That's almost worse though. I know I'm a sick fuck, but I guess this is God's vengence or something. You think there is really a God? Too much Porn? All Chicks suck? I could come up with more stuff, but I'm kind of lost now.

Also, not to gross you out but I can jack off and come without an actual hard on.

It's got to be too much porn, right?

I shouldn't be laughing

Buff · 05-17-2012, 04:52 AM

Are you kidding? This makes you one of the luckiest men alive. You no longer need to chase women, so your life just got 100000 times simpler. I pray for the day I become impotent/lose my sex drive. God, it will be the best day of my life.

smutnut · 05-17-2012, 04:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buff

Are you kidding? This makes you one of the luckiest men alive. You no longer need to chase women, so your life just got 100000 times simpler. I pray for the day I become impotent/lose my sex drive. God, it will be the best day of my life.

None of what you just said is the result of not getting a hard on when you need one. This isn't a viagra commercial. It's about me and Tony Soprano and he's on his way to your house right now LOL

Sid70 · 05-17-2012, 05:53 AM

U need a young hot slut, 21 y.o. max to make you feel real hard, to realize you are an old fuck and to make you happy fucking a young body.

Choopa Phil · 05-17-2012, 07:03 AM

Your testosterone levels peak at that time and first thing in the morning. And also looking at porn all day will do that to you.

smutnut · 05-17-2012, 07:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sid70

U need a young hot slut, 21 y.o. max to make you feel real hard, to realize you are an old fuck and to make you happy fucking a young body.

that absolutely won't work. You just think you are old. Not today. Just tomorrow for sure. You can depend on it.

beerptrol · 05-17-2012, 07:58 AM

maybe you dream about men when you sleep, so when you go to a female strip club you don't get aroused. Try a male strip club and see what happens

AaronM · 05-17-2012, 08:01 AM

Time for a prostate exam.

CaptainHowdy · 05-17-2012, 08:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buff

Are you kidding? This makes you one of the luckiest men alive. You no longer need to chase women, so your life just got 100000 times simpler. I pray for the day I become impotent/lose my sex drive. God, it will be the best day of my life.

L-Pink · 05-17-2012, 08:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM

Time for a prostate exam.

I imagined you holding an index finger up as you typed that.

.

smutnut · 05-17-2012, 08:23 AM

I see what you guys did here. You guys want me to do this...

AaronM · 05-17-2012, 08:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

I imagined you holding an index finger up as you typed that.

I imagine you enjoyed that mental picture.

My post was serious.

smutnut · 05-17-2012, 08:26 AM

Really, no boner. Now this would have been great in high school, but not so great when i'm picking up nasty old whores these days

Barefootsies · 05-17-2012, 08:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buff

Are you kidding? This makes you one of the luckiest men alive. You no longer need to chase women, so your life just got 100000 times simpler. I pray for the day I become impotent/lose my sex drive. God, it will be the best day of my life.

WTF?!?!.....

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 05-17-2012, 11:13 AM

Get the prostate exam - maybe you'll learn things about yourself...

ADG

Darkcrni · 05-17-2012, 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buff

Are you kidding? This makes you one of the luckiest men alive. You no longer need to chase women, so your life just got 100000 times simpler. I pray for the day I become impotent/lose my sex drive. God, it will be the best day of my life.

Really? Then why don't you just cut your dick off.
That way you don't have to wait to get impotent!

Spunky · 05-17-2012, 12:21 PM

Amputation is the only answer

CYF · 05-17-2012, 05:57 PM

you could always try some horny goat weed or something?

Shagbunny · 05-17-2012, 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sid70

U need a young hot slut, 21 y.o. max to make you feel real hard, to realize you are an old fuck and to make you happy fucking a young body.

bingo

smutnut · 05-17-2012, 06:00 PM

LOL, I'm serious. I wake up praising Jesus with my boner high to the sky, but when it matters, it doesn't even want to talk LOL.

I wouldn't even talk about this if Tony Soprano didn't have the same problem and he was hitting anything that squirmed

MattPIVO · 05-17-2012, 06:02 PM

How old are you? Did this occur recently? Probably best to see a doctor regardless and get a blood test.

smutnut · 05-17-2012, 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sid70

U need a young hot slut, 21 y.o. max to make you feel real hard, to realize you are an old fuck and to make you happy fucking a young body.

You do know I checked this out already. Nothing is more embarrassing than some little clueless whore getting a complex from you.

CYF · 05-17-2012, 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smutnut

LOL, I'm serious. I wake up praising Jesus with my boner high to the sky, but when it matters, it doesn't even want to talk LOL.

line up a little hottie to spend the night and hit it first thing in the morning

smutnut · 05-17-2012, 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattPIVO

How old are you? Did this occur recently? Probably best to see a doctor regardless and get a blood test.

It's definitely psychological, but I'm not paying for a shrink unless she's going to fuck me to guarantee her work.

mavruda · 05-17-2012, 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sid70

U need a young hot slut, 21 y.o. max to make you feel real hard, to realize you are an old fuck and to make you happy fucking a young body.

Or two on half of age each...
And I mean 44 years old Milf - or two younger women each one at age of 22....

smutnut · 05-17-2012, 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mavruda

Or two on half of age each...
And I mean 44 years old Milf - or two younger women each one at age of 22....

Nothing personal but your avatar has the ugliest cat I have ever seen in my life, and I like cats. Now I have even worse boner problems.

bronco67 · 05-17-2012, 09:13 PM

You need to tell your woman to spread her peaches and slide herself down on that thing, right before you wake up in the morning.

papill0n · 05-17-2012, 09:33 PM

try fingering your arse at the breakfast table

bronco67 · 05-17-2012, 09:50 PM

how many times have you bent your dick just a little too far when taking a piss in the morning?

05-17-2012, 03:55 AM	#1
smutnut So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Babylon Posts: 5,889	My Personal Boner Problem Okay, check this out. It's the same one Tony Soprano had if you watched the series. When I go to sleep at night I wake up with a hard on that would make Madonna's stretch out pussy fall in love with me. But during the day or even if I go to a strip club or even if I fucking jerk off I can't get a hard on. Seriously. I want to blame porn (burning out my social psych), but is there a deeper psycho problem?

05-17-2012, 05:53 AM	#6
Sid70 Downshifter Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Road trip Posts: 16,413	U need a young hot slut, 21 y.o. max to make you feel real hard, to realize you are an old fuck and to make you happy fucking a young body. __________________ Русня, идите нахуй!

05-17-2012, 07:03 AM	#7
Choopa Phil Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 3,965	Your testosterone levels peak at that time and first thing in the morning. And also looking at porn all day will do that to you. __________________ AIM - Choopa Phil Email - [email protected] A World Wide Leader In Hosting! * CHOOPA.COM *

05-17-2012, 07:58 AM	#9
beerptrol Confirmed Asshole Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Half way between sobriety and fubar. Posts: 12,722	maybe you dream about men when you sleep, so when you go to a female strip club you don't get aroused. Try a male strip club and see what happens __________________ “If we are to have another contest in the near future of our national existence, I predict that the dividing line will not be Mason and Dixon's but between patriotism and intelligence on the one side, and superstition, ambition and ignorance on the other.” -- Ulysses S. Grant

05-17-2012, 11:13 AM	#17
AsianDivaGirlsWebDude Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: San Francisco Bay Area Posts: 38,323	Get the prostate exam - maybe you'll learn things about yourself... ADG __________________ Asian Diva Girls - Exclusive Photos and Videos Asian Diva Girls Affiliate Program (50% ccBill Revshare)

05-17-2012, 04:00 AM	#2
DamianJ Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A magical land Posts: 15,808	They say if you can get an erection in your sleep there is nothing physically wrong. So, although this is no real help, the issue is in your head.

05-17-2012, 04:52 AM	#4
Buff GFY Assassin Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 2,993	Are you kidding? This makes you one of the luckiest men alive. You no longer need to chase women, so your life just got 100000 times simpler. I pray for the day I become impotent/lose my sex drive. God, it will be the best day of my life.

05-17-2012, 08:01 AM	#10
AaronM Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐ Posts: 46,909	Time for a prostate exam.

05-17-2012, 08:23 AM	#13
smutnut So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Babylon Posts: 5,889	I see what you guys did here. You guys want me to do this...

05-17-2012, 08:26 AM	#15
smutnut So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Babylon Posts: 5,889	Really, no boner. Now this would have been great in high school, but not so great when i'm picking up nasty old whores these days

05-17-2012, 12:21 PM	#19
Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,939	Amputation is the only answer __________________ *YOUR INFORMATION HERE*

05-17-2012, 05:57 PM	#20
CYF Coupon Guru Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Minneapolis Posts: 10,973	you could always try some horny goat weed or something? __________________ Webmaster Coupons Coupons and discounts for hosting, domains, SSL Certs, and more! AmeriNOC Coupons \| Certified Hosting Coupons \| Hosting Coupons \| Domain Name Coupons

05-17-2012, 06:00 PM	#22
smutnut So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Babylon Posts: 5,889	LOL, I'm serious. I wake up praising Jesus with my boner high to the sky, but when it matters, it doesn't even want to talk LOL. I wouldn't even talk about this if Tony Soprano didn't have the same problem and he was hitting anything that squirmed

05-17-2012, 06:02 PM	#23
MattPIVO Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: New York Posts: 240	How old are you? Did this occur recently? Probably best to see a doctor regardless and get a blood test. __________________ Need High-End Traffic? Have GOOD Traffic To Sell? ICQ:612811777 Skype:Pivo.Online.Media

05-17-2012, 09:13 PM	#29
bronco67 Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 29,032	You need to tell your woman to spread her peaches and slide herself down on that thing, right before you wake up in the morning. __________________

05-17-2012, 09:33 PM	#30
papill0n Unregistered Abuser Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 15,547	try fingering your arse at the breakfast table

05-17-2012, 09:50 PM	#31
bronco67 Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 29,032	how many times have you bent your dick just a little too far when taking a piss in the morning? __________________