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Coup · 05-24-2012, 04:33 AM

wut?....

DudeRick · 05-24-2012, 05:23 AM

Hahahaha... He's gonna eat me!

CaptainHowdy · 05-24-2012, 07:05 AM

brassmonkey · 05-24-2012, 07:10 AM

so what he tasted a damn dog.

Donny · 05-24-2012, 07:13 AM

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wut?....

Inspired by the University of Florida "taser incident" (Read about it here - the "don't tase me, bro!" saying became famous for a bit), along with the Barack Obama dog eating incident.

nico-t · 05-24-2012, 07:56 AM

Donny · 05-24-2012, 07:58 AM

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Originally Posted by nico-t

If you're trying to goad me you fail, as I'm not Catholic.

nico-t · 05-24-2012, 08:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Donny

If you're trying to goad me you fail, as I'm not Catholic.

all those cults are the same, you kook

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 05-24-2012, 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Donny

If you're trying to goad me you fail, as I'm not Catholic.

Good Christian attitude (because everyone knows Protestants are not evil child molesters, like those dirty non-Christian Catholics who worship a different god).

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Protestant Clergy Abuse Equals or Exceeds Catholic Clergy Abuse

The Associated Press reported recently that three insurance companies receive upward of 260 reports each year of young people under 18 being sexually abused by Protestant clergy, challenging the assumption that clergy sexual abuse is an exclusively Catholic problem that does not take place in other churches.

That is a higher number than the annual average of 228 ?credible accusations? brought against Catholic clerics in records reported by the Catholic Church in response to media scrutiny, a priest observed in a Fox News commentary questioning why the story isn?t garnering more attention.

Allegations and confirmed cases of sex abuse by priests against children in the Catholic Church have been well documented since widespread reports of abuse first surfaced in the Boston area in the early 2000s.

But tracking allegations and confirmed cases of misconduct by Protestant clergy is an elusive task because Christianity's other ecclesiastical division is wildly diverse, congregational and sometimes staunchly independent compared to Catholicism's centralized hierarchy.

Still, some statistics can be gleaned from three insurance companies that provide liability coverage for 165,500 Protestant churches in the United States:

* The largest company, Church Mutual of Merrill, Wis., with 96,000 clients including the Wyoming Conference, reported an annual average of 100 child sex abuse cases during the past decade.

* GuideOne, headquartered in West Des Moines, Iowa, reported an average of 160 reports every year for the past two decades among its 45,000 clients.

* About 75 claims have been investigated by Brotherhood Mutual in Fort Wayne, Ind., each year for the past 15 years, but the company did not specify if all complaints involved minors.

Officials from all three insurance companies said the number of cases has remained steady during the past two decades. The data released to The Associated Press did not include information about whether the accused was found guilty by church or legal jurisdictions.

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More U.S. children are abused by Protestant ministers than by Catholic priests

The Protestant Clergy Sex Abuse Pattern

The perception that Catholic priests are overrepresented among offenders is correct. They do offend at a higher rate. But because this country is predominantly Protestant, more children are abused by Protestant ministers than by Catholic priests.

Quite a god you Christians have created for yourself.

ADG

Donny · 05-24-2012, 10:34 AM

ADG, the poor actions of those who believe in God do not reflect on God, but rather the person committing them.

Lykos · 05-24-2012, 11:03 AM

Haha good one

2intense · 05-24-2012, 11:17 AM

michael.kickass · 05-24-2012, 01:14 PM

epitome · 05-24-2012, 01:41 PM

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ADG, the poor actions of those who believe in God do not reflect on God, but rather the person committing them.

God judges those who follow a false prophet. The clergy are false prophets. Enjoy your time in hell. God and I are going to knock back some beer and watch porn together. He's a chill dude. Loves his weed.

epitome · 05-24-2012, 01:46 PM

Before you tell me that the church is not fake, they collect money for God. Please show me one check they wrote to God that he endorsed and cashed. There are none. You are helping people embezzle money from God. You don't think he is going to hold that against you? Go start your own ponzi scheme and see what happens.

Sinner.

Donny · 05-24-2012, 06:59 PM

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Before you tell me that the church is not fake, they collect money for God. Please show me one check they wrote to God that he endorsed and cashed. There are none. You are helping people embezzle money from God. You don't think he is going to hold that against you? Go start your own ponzi scheme and see what happens.

Sinner.

Does Barack Obama cash the checks written to help his campaign? Same concept.

Churches and religious groups still have bills to pay. Rent, electricity, printing costs, etc etc are not free just because a group is religious. Are there religious leaders who manipulate people and become rich? Of course. But most clergy members are quite poor.

brassmonkey · 05-24-2012, 07:29 PM

wtf is going on in here?

from obama having a hotdog to priest and little boys

epitome · 05-24-2012, 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Donny

Does Barack Obama cash the checks written to help his campaign? Same concept.

Churches and religious groups still have bills to pay. Rent, electricity, printing costs, etc etc are not free just because a group is religious. Are there religious leaders who manipulate people and become rich? Of course. But most clergy members are quite poor.

I know personally know two members of the clergy. One is Catholic and the other is I don't know, a Christian or some spinoff. Neither are hurting. The Catholic priest lives in a nice house on church grounds and drives a new Cadillac. The other one lives off church grounds but he's paying cash for his son to go to a decent university and his son always had new clothes from Hollister (son is gay, oh the irony), iPhone, iPad and every other photo on Facebook is him eating out. He does not work as that would interfere with his studies.

If that is poor sign me up!

Donny · 05-25-2012, 12:11 AM

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Originally Posted by epitome

I know personally know two members of the clergy. One is Catholic and the other is I don't know, a Christian or some spinoff. Neither are hurting. The Catholic priest lives in a nice house on church grounds and drives a new Cadillac. The other one lives off church grounds but he's paying cash for his son to go to a decent university and his son always had new clothes from Hollister (son is gay, oh the irony), iPhone, iPad and every other photo on Facebook is him eating out. He does not work as that would interfere with his studies.

If that is poor sign me up!

Catholic Priests live in housing provided for them by the church. They are paid very little. Everything they have is provided by the church, as they are lifetime, lifelong servants. They don't actually own much. Sometimes they own their cars, however.

And what is the level of education for this other man you mention? I know that my Pastor has a doctorate level degree. His wife has a law degree. Both of them also teach part time at the local university. My pastor is not rich, but he is not poor, and our church tries to pay full time staff members approximately 80% of the amount they would make in the general employment arena based on their level of education. But our church has 2300 members.

My father pastored a church of about 100. He made very, very little.

martinsc · 05-25-2012, 12:40 AM

epitome · 05-25-2012, 12:50 AM

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Catholic Priests live in housing provided for them by the church. They are paid very little. Everything they have is provided by the church, as they are lifetime, lifelong servants. They don't actually own much. Sometimes they own their cars, however.

And what is the level of education for this other man you mention? I know that my Pastor has a doctorate level degree. His wife has a law degree. Both of them also teach part time at the local university. My pastor is not rich, but he is not poor, and our church tries to pay full time staff members approximately 80% of the amount they would make in the general employment arena based on their level of education. But our church has 2300 members.

My father pastored a church of about 100. He made very, very little.

I am sure there are poor ones. It's like life, some do well, some not so well. I wouldn't classify having all of your needs met by the church as poor though.

I know the pastor of a storefront church in a poor neighborhood isn't going to be living that well.

With the molestation going on at seemingly every other church, it wouldn't be too far fetched to think there are not more abuses going on.

Have you read up on all of the embezzlement and reckless spending in the Miami diocese? It's insane.

Isn't the Catholic Church the largest private landowner in the US or world or something? Recall reading something like that once.

John-ACWM · 05-25-2012, 08:23 AM

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Donny · 05-25-2012, 08:56 AM

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Isn't the Catholic Church the largest private landowner in the US or world or something? Recall reading something like that once.

And who is the Catholic Church? That's not a face. It's not a person who owns a bunch of stuff. The Catholic Church is made up of 1.1 billion... Catholics, also known as people. Combined, they are rich. As individuals, they are people.

nico-t · 05-25-2012, 07:04 PM

"look at me, i'm a born again christian and i'm acting like i'm open minded by posting funny stuff and pretentious dribble on a porn forum to hide the fact i'm a close minded brainwashed kook"

tmx007 · 05-26-2012, 01:19 AM

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Inspired by the University of Florida "taser incident"

What he said^^

This went from a funny little "don't taze me bro" spinoff to a religious debate...
ugghhhhh

Donny · 05-26-2012, 10:53 AM

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"look at me, i'm a born again christian and i'm acting like i'm open minded by posting funny stuff and pretentious dribble on a porn forum to hide the fact i'm a close minded brainwashed kook"

I obviously have a LOT of power over YOUR life, however. You troll me everywhere I post. Learn a lesson from ADG. He did the same thing for quite some time until people finally got through to him that he was being manipulated. I'm telling you this because you'll ignore it and I'll go on smirking each time you troll me, knowing I move you emotionally enough to do so.

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