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LA Crew · 07-19-2012, 01:49 AM

The bed starts squeaking and you know the neighbors can hear it.. or the phone rings?and she picks it up!

k0nr4d · 07-19-2012, 01:50 AM

I hate when I have to piss during sex, can't focus and can't bust my load

Markul · 07-19-2012, 01:56 AM

I would imagine sharting being near the top of the list...

kane · 07-19-2012, 01:58 AM

I once fell out of bed and ended up having to get stitches in my head. I was getting it doggy style and I backed up a little too far and my knee slipped off the edge of the bed. I crashed to the floor and hit the back of my head on the corner of the bedside table.

JFK · 07-19-2012, 02:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Markul

I would imagine sharting being near the top of the list...

yup, so would smelly farts

u-Bob · 07-19-2012, 02:43 AM

Penile fracture.

sleazydoesit · 07-19-2012, 08:16 AM

I didn't write the terrible English in this joke, but it's still mildly amusing
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Once a girl is quite fantasised about "69". She has a regular boyfriend
they have never done it before.

One day she invites her boyfriend to her apartment for romantic dinner.
After heavy dinner, she tells him that she wants to do "69". But the
Boyfriend doesn't have any idea about what is 69. Girlfriend gets upset
but thinks that she can teach him how to do 69. she asks him to lay
down...and she then lays on top of him in reverse direction so as in 69.
The boyfriend is confused but is eager to know about 69. So he does as
the GF tells him to do.

They lay down in this position for about 2 min. She is thinking that he
will, by the time, get excited by this. but suddenly the GF has to let
go one Fart...directly on her BF's face.

GF quickly apologises and asks him to stay in that position for some
more time. After 1 min she has to let go one another fart....this time
bigger than the previous.

The BF quickly throws her away, gets up, starts dressing up and yells at
her.. "If you think I am gonna take 67 more like this, you are MAD"

L-Pink · 07-19-2012, 08:20 AM

She want's to charge extra when you piss on her.

.

scuba steve · 07-19-2012, 08:25 AM

my dog tries to get on the bed and lick/smell whats going on

freecartoonporn · 07-19-2012, 08:32 AM

pussy farts.

CurrentlySober · 07-19-2012, 08:35 AM

The worst thing that happens to me during a really good sex session, and it happens quite often...

is that I wake up

Spunky · 07-19-2012, 08:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sleazydoesit

I didn't write the terrible English in this joke, but it's still mildly amusing
---------------------------------
Once a girl is quite fantasised about "69". She has a regular boyfriend
they have never done it before.

One day she invites her boyfriend to her apartment for romantic dinner.
After heavy dinner, she tells him that she wants to do "69". But the
Boyfriend doesn't have any idea about what is 69. Girlfriend gets upset
but thinks that she can teach him how to do 69. she asks him to lay
down...and she then lays on top of him in reverse direction so as in 69.
The boyfriend is confused but is eager to know about 69. So he does as
the GF tells him to do.

They lay down in this position for about 2 min. She is thinking that he
will, by the time, get excited by this. but suddenly the GF has to let
go one Fart...directly on her BF's face.

GF quickly apologises and asks him to stay in that position for some
more time. After 1 min she has to let go one another fart....this time
bigger than the previous.

The BF quickly throws her away, gets up, starts dressing up and yells at
her.. "If you think I am gonna take 67 more like this, you are MAD"

That made me chuckle

geedub · 07-19-2012, 08:40 AM

cut my knee open on a mattress spring once, that was totally uncalled for.

Rochard · 07-19-2012, 08:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kane

I once fell out of bed and ended up having to get stitches in my head. I was getting it doggy style and I backed up a little too far and my knee slipped off the edge of the bed. I crashed to the floor and hit the back of my head on the corner of the bedside table.

I broke my pinkie toe while having sex once... When I was the Marines.

xNetworx · 07-19-2012, 08:53 AM

I passed out while munching box once, true story

CaptainHowdy · 07-19-2012, 08:56 AM

She turned to be a woman and not a tranny ...

Lukke · 07-19-2012, 08:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by k0nr4d

I hate when I have to piss during sex, can't focus and can't bust my load

I piss into her vagina.

AllAboutCams · 07-19-2012, 09:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard

I broke my pinkie toe while having sex once... When I was the Marines.

you were fucking a marine?

Pandoras · 07-19-2012, 09:11 AM

I hate annoying sex

nakeddutch · 07-19-2012, 09:19 AM

Cumming!!!!

Kysersoze · 07-19-2012, 09:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by freecartoonporn

pussy farts.

AGREE! Those can be annoying and make me wanna laugh.

Harmon · 07-19-2012, 09:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kysersoze

AGREE! Those can be annoying and make me wanna laugh.

Especially when you are gaping that shit hole and it happens.

Harmon · 07-19-2012, 09:26 AM

Colmike9 · 07-19-2012, 09:30 AM

One time I was randomly walking in the ghetto a few years ago getting some weed, then I ran into some random ghetto black girl that wanted to hook up at her place.. Since I was high I didn't really think of saying no so we go back to her apartment and start going at it in her room.
Then someone knocks on the door and she looked really surprised and said 'Wait here, I'll get rid of them'. So I'm in the room alone with about 10 ghetto people in the living room, so I just got dressed and left out the front door and heard a lot of bs like 'OH WHAT THE FUCK IS WHITEY DOING HERE?!' and I never went there again...

AlexFS · 07-19-2012, 09:30 AM

Condoms.

digitalfantasies · 07-19-2012, 09:35 AM

midgets can be really annoying too...

Sly · 07-19-2012, 09:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kane

I once fell out of bed and ended up having to get stitches in my head. I was getting it doggy style and I backed up a little too far and my knee slipped off the edge of the bed. I crashed to the floor and hit the back of my head on the corner of the bedside table.

You were getting it? I did not realize you were bisexual.

Paul Markham · 07-19-2012, 09:39 AM

Her husband came home early.

newB · 07-19-2012, 09:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard

I broke my pinkie toe while having sex once... When I was the Marines.

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxupdate

you were fucking a marine?

No, he WAS the Marines - the whole fucking Marines.

Mental note: do NOT fuck with Rochard.

kane · 07-19-2012, 10:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly

You were getting it? I did not realize you were bisexual.

Lol I guess I should have said, I was hitting it.

Major (Tom) · 07-19-2012, 10:44 AM

cats jumping around, or clawing at the door to get in.
ds

Scott McD · 07-19-2012, 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LA Crew

The bed starts squeaking and you know the neighbors can hear it.. or the phone rings?and she picks it up!

We had to move into an apartment last week because our house got flooded, and on Sunday morning we got woken up with the couple above us fucking hard at 8am.

It went on for ages. I actually laughed every time it got faster, and when i could hear the moans of the chick.

I'm now curious as hell to find out what she looks like. I know who the dude is because he introduced himself yesterday as he thought we had moved in here permanently. I wanna see the chick though so i can basically say "i've heard you scream while getting drilled you dirty slut"

halfpint · 07-19-2012, 12:27 PM

gotta be pussy farts, it just kills the sex and u end up in a heap of laughter

Scott McD · 07-19-2012, 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LA Crew

or the phone rings…and she picks it up!

I enjoy that. Infact i encourage her to answer when we are fucking.

A few times her mom has foned and i've made her pick up. Something about my gf riding my cock while talking to her mom all innocent seemed to work for me...

DatePoster · 07-19-2012, 12:41 PM

My GF calling me

Evil Chris · 07-19-2012, 12:43 PM

When I get a cramp in my leg! ;)

Tom_PM · 07-19-2012, 12:51 PM

I shot a load once that landed on the lightbulb of the lamp on my head board, busting the bulb into shards that landed all over including in my girlfriends hair and on the waterbed.

It was a hell of a thing to extricate myself carefully in the dark, ask her not to move, and go get the main light turned on to clean that mess up without her or the bed getting punctured.

halfpint · 07-19-2012, 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Tom

I shot a load once that landed on the lightbulb of the lamp on my head board, busting the bulb into shards that landed all over including in my girlfriends hair and on the waterbed.

It was a hell of a thing to extricate myself carefully in the dark, ask her not to move, and go get the main light turned on to clean that mess up without her or the bed getting punctured.

LeeD · 07-19-2012, 01:09 PM

Not sure about annoying, but was weird for sure. I was sucking this guy's dick one time when he called his wife and put me on the phone with her while his dick was in my mouth. She talked about how good he fucked and asked if I wanted him to fuck me. We talked for a few minutes then she said to put him on the phone and she would make sure he fucked me good.

kane · 07-19-2012, 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD

We had to move into an apartment last week because our house got flooded, and on Sunday morning we got woken up with the couple above us fucking hard at 8am.

It went on for ages. I actually laughed every time it got faster, and when i could hear the moans of the chick.

I'm now curious as hell to find out what she looks like. I know who the dude is because he introduced himself yesterday as he thought we had moved in here permanently. I wanna see the chick though so i can basically say "i've heard you scream while getting drilled you dirty slut"

Long ago I moved into an apartment and about a week after moving in one afternoon I hear this strange noise. I walk around the place trying to figure out what it was and then I hear the girl who lives below me cry you, "Fuck me harder!" I started laughing. It turns out she was seeing 2 guys at once and they didn't know about each other until one night when they both showed up at the same time. It was a little like living above the Jerry Springer Show.

Rmagnus · 07-19-2012, 07:15 PM

you've been trying to fuck hard while she's reading the newspaper :D

Vapid - BANNED FOR LIFE · 07-19-2012, 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harmon

kane · 07-19-2012, 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harmon

Damn that looks painful

BettingHandle · 07-20-2012, 08:23 AM

The awkward good bye such as ?Well,this was really great sex.? ?I?ll see you around??

Makaveli · 07-20-2012, 08:31 AM

I had a chick barf on me when gagging on my cock..

Ramirez · 07-20-2012, 08:37 AM

pussy farts

John-ACWM · 07-20-2012, 09:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by u-Bob

Penile fracture.

a cousin of mine had that that kind of fracture, I still remember him that and laugh.

fitzmulti · 07-20-2012, 09:52 AM

When the chick I am fucking has an annoying boyfriend/husband texting/calling and her fucking phone keeps going off!
{Turn your phone off when we're fucking, bitch!}

SykkBoy · 07-20-2012, 09:56 AM

...when the cops bust in and make everyone leave the rest stop bathroom...

The Heron · 07-20-2012, 11:43 AM

when the bloodflow returns to my left hand and I realize i'm just jerking myself off again....

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