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pr0 · 12-22-2008, 01:16 AM

Right now I have the following positions open. Basic pay + performance based benefits.

- Meda guy
1) editing/cutting/designing intro's & splash's for video content

- Monkey work
1) Data Entry
2) Writing (must be 100% fluent English & common u.s. slang) you will be working on all types of sites/writing, so I'm not going to characterize this as just "blog posts" etc.

- Customer service
1) via phone & e-mail for an up & coming pay site

The pay is very basic, no benefits & no vacation time. If you call in sick we want a doctors notice faxed to us.

These are positions for people who want to work.....not for people worried about when their next break is, or if they can get away calling in sick, or get off 3 days for a beach party.

If you're interested in performance based bonus's & a steady/reliable job that will be here no matter the outcome of the U.S. economic slowdown, then get in touch with me.

There is one way to contact my team. ICQ 440 887 ( download at www.icq.com )

I will then direct you to an e-mail where you can send me a small summary about your qualifications (or a simple resume)

Thats all for now kids......

pr0 · 12-22-2008, 01:25 AM

that's performance based bonus's by the way....not benefits

these bonus's start on your 3rd month as an employee & are strictly based on #'s/performance

baddog · 12-22-2008, 01:38 AM

Fax a doctor's note? Really?

WiredGuy · 12-22-2008, 01:40 AM

Where do I apply? ;)
WG

KillerK · 12-22-2008, 01:41 AM

no vacation time?

What's the starting pay?? $10 an hour?

CrazyHunk · 12-22-2008, 01:41 AM

Okie.. I'm gonna send you my resume. I need some kinda job now

JD · 12-22-2008, 01:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

Fax a doctor's note? Really?

Yeah a little bit extreme imo. Sounds more like a way to get the "slackers" to fuck off and not apply for the job...

OG LennyT · 12-22-2008, 01:55 AM

What do you put on your resume down the road? 2 years doing monkey work, data input and blog posts... LOL, how condescending.

CrazyHunk · 12-22-2008, 02:08 AM

I sent you an IM and waitin for your reply.

DamageX · 12-22-2008, 02:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JD

Yeah a little bit extreme imo. Sounds more like a way to get the "slackers" to fuck off and not apply for the job...

And I bet it's working too.

pr0 · 12-22-2008, 02:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OG LennyT

LOL, how condescending.

I'm not even really looking for employees who know how to use "condescending" in a sentence

so that should solve all those issues eh?

qxm · 12-22-2008, 02:21 AM

mmm I wonder what type of personality people who apply for "monkey work" have ...

pr0 · 12-22-2008, 02:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by qxm

mmm I wonder what type of personality people who apply for "monkey work" have ...

In this economy lots of people are happy to have ANYTHING ending in "work".

I am here providing jobs.....I don't work for UNICEF or the Red Cross. I'm not a fucking charity. I am an honest employer, looking for honest/hard working employees.

I'm here offering finger/wrist shattering work for those who can put in an honest days work.

I am not here saying I am the best person to work for.....I am letting people know up front & publicly that I don't take any bullshit from slackers.

There is no break room & no latte's with extra foam. Just lots of mind numbing hard work that almost anyone could do.... for a meager pay.

But here is the golden filling to my offer......

(chance for major advancement into a much sweeter line of work, with much better pay)

d-null · 12-22-2008, 02:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pr0

....But here is the golden filling to my offer......

(chance for major advancement into a much sweeter line of work, with much better pay)

qxm · 12-22-2008, 03:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pr0

In this economy lots of people are happy to have ANYTHING ending in "work".

I am here providing jobs.....I don't work for UNICEF or the Red Cross. I'm not a fucking charity. I am an honest employer, looking for honest/hard working employees.

I'm here offering finger/wrist shattering work for those who can put in an honest days work.

I am not here saying I am the best person to work for.....I am letting people know up front & publicly that I don't take any bullshit from slackers.

There is no break room & no latte's with extra foam. Just lots of mind numbing hard work that almost anyone could do.... for a meager pay.

But here is the golden filling to my offer......

(chance for major advancement into a much sweeter line of work, with much better pay)

Easy mon..easy.... I wasn't questioning the tasks assigned, employer or line of work.. I was referring to the choice of words when referring to a position that can be described as "data entry" as "monkey work" ... a lil inappropriate for a job offer but hey.......ur right.. given the current economy (I blame the tubes..lol) I guess there are people who can tolerate/ignore how others refer to them in exchange for a fair wage...

In all fairness.. that last offer is quite an incentive assuming someone could get some good SEO info as an added bonus....

Jack Sparrow · 12-22-2008, 03:25 AM

Sounds interesting, i love the doctorsfaxnotice thing, scares freeloading shits away that arent serious about the biz.. might apply ;)

ladida · 12-22-2008, 04:01 AM

No offence, but i love it when employers think the economy is bad, and they can push people around with "be happy you have a job". That's funny, but i was never "happy" to have a job, as i give to the job as much as i get out of it. It's a mutual relationship and the employer usually gets more then what he pays you (otherwise he wouldn't be employing you). I never had trouble getting a job, and finding normal people to work with. With the attitude you started the thread in "be happy you have a job", you'll only get people that tolerate that attitude, and those most of the times, aren't good employees anyway.

Good luck.

mmcfadden · 12-22-2008, 04:05 AM

if i could work out that icq thingy i'd be right on such an offer... do you also have a new years party?

tranza · 12-22-2008, 04:48 AM

InternetIsForPorn · 12-22-2008, 04:55 AM

Experience

Monkey, 2 years at xxxx corp

I have strong experience being your bitch and never questioning your bidding, working long hours for no vacation time and being an example for others who question your authority.

DamageX · 12-22-2008, 04:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ladida

No offence, but i love it when employers think the economy is bad, and they can push people around with "be happy you have a job". That's funny, but i was never "happy" to have a job, as i give to the job as much as i get out of it. It's a mutual relationship and the employer usually gets more then what he pays you (otherwise he wouldn't be employing you). I never had trouble getting a job, and finding normal people to work with. With the attitude you started the thread in "be happy you have a job", you'll only get people that tolerate that attitude, and those most of the times, aren't good employees anyway.

Good luck.

Join a fucking union

Jack Sparrow · 12-22-2008, 05:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamageX

Join a fucking union

Oh wait no, you said union

CaptainHowdy · 12-22-2008, 06:13 AM

LOL @ Monkey Work ...

ladida · 12-22-2008, 06:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamageX

Join a fucking union

No need, i just find people to work with that respect me as much as i respect them.

JamesK · 12-22-2008, 06:44 AM

I want to be your slave

brand0n · 12-22-2008, 06:46 AM

i was going to post in this thread but i got sick and im not going to the doctors office to get a note

sup pr0 lol

ajrocks · 12-22-2008, 07:05 AM

Who ever works for Pro will learn a lot.

CurrentlySober · 12-22-2008, 07:06 AM

MONKEY WORK !

Sarah_Jayne · 12-22-2008, 07:06 AM

Not paying for vacation days I can sort of see..not allowing any sounds a bit extreme but if you need a job badly enough you go with what you can get.

Zuzana Designs · 12-22-2008, 07:18 AM

Very nice Pr0. Hope you find the people you are looking for ..

HorseShit · 12-22-2008, 07:24 AM

This is a great opportunity for losers that live in a 3rd world country and can live off $2/hr, I doubt he's paying more

J. Falcon · 12-22-2008, 07:28 AM

Good luck with the new monkeys on your staff. I'm sure you'll put together a great team. Don't slip on the banana peels.

pornguy · 12-22-2008, 07:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OG LennyT

What do you put on your resume down the road? 2 years doing monkey work, data input and blog posts... LOL, how condescending.

You only put what is relevant to the position you are applying for.

J. Falcon · 12-22-2008, 07:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ladida

No offence, but i love it when employers think the economy is bad, and they can push people around with "be happy you have a job". That's funny, but i was never "happy" to have a job, as i give to the job as much as i get out of it. It's a mutual relationship and the employer usually gets more then what he pays you (otherwise he wouldn't be employing you). I never had trouble getting a job, and finding normal people to work with. With the attitude you started the thread in "be happy you have a job", you'll only get people that tolerate that attitude, and those most of the times, aren't good employees anyway.

Good luck.

Well said.

Anphibius · 12-22-2008, 08:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pr0

Right now I have the following positions open. Basic pay + performance based benefits.

- Meda guy
1) editing/cutting/designing intro's & splash's for video content

- Monkey work
1) Data Entry
2) Writing (must be 100% fluent English & common u.s. slang) you will be working on all types of sites/writing, so I'm not going to characterize this as just "blog posts" etc.

- Customer service
1) via phone & e-mail for an up & coming pay site

The pay is very basic, no benefits & no vacation time. If you call in sick we want a doctors notice faxed to us.

These are positions for people who want to work.....not for people worried about when their next break is, or if they can get away calling in sick, or get off 3 days for a beach party.

If you're interested in performance based bonus's & a steady/reliable job that will be here no matter the outcome of the U.S. economic slowdown, then get in touch with me.

There is one way to contact my team. ICQ 440 887 ( download at www.icq.com )

I will then direct you to an e-mail where you can send me a small summary about your qualifications (or a simple resume)

Thats all for now kids......

Fucking douchebag

Sosa · 12-22-2008, 08:13 AM

goodluck pr0.

JamesK · 12-22-2008, 08:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by InternetIsForPorn

Experience

Monkey, 2 years at xxxx corp

I have strong experience being your bitch and never questioning your bidding, working long hours for no vacation time and being an example for others who question your authority.

GTS Mark · 12-22-2008, 08:18 AM

Atta boy Pr0! Love ya dude!

Jman · 12-22-2008, 08:20 AM

Sounds like a great opportunity to work with a good team.

I might have someone to reefer you pr0. I'll talk to her then will have her hit you up.

Anphibius · 12-22-2008, 08:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jean-Francois

I might have someone to reefer you pr0. I'll talk to her then will have her hit you up.

A-n-D-r-E-S · 12-22-2008, 08:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anphibius

HorseShit · 12-22-2008, 08:43 AM

mcdonalds has better opportunities and there's benefits

myjah · 12-22-2008, 08:58 AM

Those that know Pr0 wouldn't take offense to this post. If you're looking to work your way up with someone who knows what he's doing, jump on board while you can.

Jensen · 12-22-2008, 08:58 AM

aren't there laws to follow over there? (vacation time, sick leave etc)

Anphibius · 12-22-2008, 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by myjah

Those that know Pr0 wouldn't take offense to this post. If you're looking to work your way up with someone who knows what he's doing, jump on board while you can.

No one feels offended, just sorry for the monkey... err guy that actually applies.

RedShoe · 12-22-2008, 09:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by myjah

Those that know Pr0 wouldn't take offense to this post. If you're looking to work your way up with someone who knows what he's doing, jump on board while you can.

bingo!!!!!

Anphibius · 12-22-2008, 09:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jensen

aren't there laws to follow over there? (vacation time, sick leave etc)

Nope.

xNetworx · 12-22-2008, 09:09 AM

What a douche

rhon23 · 12-22-2008, 09:13 AM

good luck to you pro.

escorpio · 12-22-2008, 09:15 AM

I told a cousin. He's on the way.

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12-22-2008, 01:25 AM	#2
pr0 rockin tha trailerpark Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: ~Coastal~ Posts: 23,088	that's performance based bonus's by the way....not benefits these bonus's start on your 3rd month as an employee & are strictly based on #'s/performance

12-22-2008, 01:38 AM	#3
baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	Fax a doctor's note? Really?

12-22-2008, 01:41 AM	#5
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12-22-2008, 01:41 AM	#6
CrazyHunk Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 262	Okie.. I'm gonna send you my resume. I need some kinda job now

12-22-2008, 02:08 AM	#9
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12-22-2008, 03:25 AM	#16
Jack Sparrow Almost goners.. Industry Role: Join Date: May 2008 Location: Netherlands Posts: 11,420	Sounds interesting, i love the doctorsfaxnotice thing, scares freeloading shits away that arent serious about the biz.. might apply ;)

12-22-2008, 04:05 AM	#18
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12-22-2008, 04:48 AM	#19
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12-22-2008, 04:55 AM	#20
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12-22-2008, 07:06 AM	#29
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12-22-2008, 07:18 AM	#30
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12-22-2008, 07:24 AM	#31
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12-22-2008, 08:13 AM	#36
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12-22-2008, 08:18 AM	#38
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12-22-2008, 08:20 AM	#39
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12-22-2008, 08:43 AM	#42
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12-22-2008, 08:58 AM	#43
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12-22-2008, 08:58 AM	#44
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12-22-2008, 09:09 AM	#48
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12-22-2008, 09:13 AM	#49
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