Is it ok to make a joke about jews and muslims? - GoFuckYourself.com

MaDalton · 08-30-2012, 01:34 PM

A Muslim walks into a bar and is about to order a drink when he sees a guy close by wearing a Jewish cap, a prayer shawl/tzitzis and traditional locks of hair.

He doesn?t have to be an Einstein to know that this guy is Jewish so he shouts over to the bartender so loudly that everyone can hear, ?Drinks for everyone in here, bartender, but not for that Jew over there.?

Soon after the drinks have been handed out, the Jew gives him a big smile, waves at him, then says, ?Thank you!? in an equally loud voice.

This infuriates the Muslim. He once again loudly orders drinks for everyone except the Jew.

As before, this does not seem to bother the Jewish guy. He continues to smile and again yells, ?Thank you!?

The Muslim asks the bartender, ?What the hell is the matter with that Jew? I?ve ordered two rounds of drinks for everyone in the bar but him, and all the stupid infidel does is smile and thank me. Is he nuts??

?Nope,? replies the bartender. ?He owns the place.?

Kenny B! · 08-30-2012, 02:04 PM

That's pretty good... the drawing of mohamed was better though, have to get that uploaded!

garce · 08-30-2012, 02:07 PM

That was written by a ten year old. I can't be bothered reading it.

L-Pink · 08-30-2012, 02:08 PM

Good joke but Muslims don't drink.

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DamianJ · 08-30-2012, 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

Good joke but Muslims don't drink.

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Aw don't let details like that spoil a good bit of racism.

MaDalton · 08-30-2012, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

Good joke but Muslims don't drink.

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nowhere it says that the muslim had one himself

Tjeezers · 08-30-2012, 02:28 PM

humor is always good... it lightens up the place.

Tjeezers · 08-30-2012, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Jesus H Christ

Damn, making fun of Jews and Muslim hate. What little respect I had for you is now gone.

Jesus loves everyone

MaDalton · 08-30-2012, 02:32 PM

i recommend this movie btw

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1735200/

;)

moeloubani · 08-30-2012, 02:37 PM

funny one i saw on reddit

A priest and a rabbi walk by an elementary school. The priest asks the rabbi, "want to go screw some kids?" The rabbi asks, "out of what?"

Dvae · 08-30-2012, 07:28 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

Good joke but Muslims don't drink.

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Not true. Remember the likes of Uda and Kusa in Iraq, the wild parties etc. etc. Weren't they Muslim?

helterskelter808 · 08-30-2012, 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

Good joke but Muslims don't drink.

Maybe he was a '9/11 hijacker'.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 08-30-2012, 07:54 PM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

i recommend this movie btw

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1735200/

;)

This one is pretty good too:

ADG

Spunky · 08-30-2012, 07:57 PM

A priest and a rabbi were walking down the side walk. On the other side of the street they see a 12 year old boy. The priest says "Lets go fuck him." The rabbi looks for a minute and then says "Out of what?"

CyberHustler · 08-30-2012, 08:00 PM

FYI, Muslims don't drink. NVM, I should read the whole thread again before feeling all witty.

L-Pink · 08-30-2012, 08:29 PM

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Originally Posted by moeloubani

funny one i saw on reddit

A priest and a rabbi walk by an elementary school. The priest asks the rabbi, "want to go screw some kids?" The rabbi asks, "out of what?"

.

_Richard_ · 08-30-2012, 08:29 PM

"jewish jokes aren't funny, anne frankly they need to stop"

- Angry Jew Cat

L-Pink · 08-30-2012, 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by _Richard_

"jewish jokes aren't funny, anne frankly they need to stop"

- Angry Jew Cat

That's comedy

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TisMe · 08-30-2012, 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by garce

That was written by a ten year old. I can't be bothered reading it.

You mean it's over your head and you can't understand it.

martinsc · 08-30-2012, 08:40 PM

Supz · 08-30-2012, 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky

A priest and a rabbi were walking down the side walk. On the other side of the street they see a 12 year old boy. The priest says "Lets go fuck him." The rabbi looks for a minute and then says "Out of what?"

This joke is older then you.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 08-30-2012, 10:55 PM

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Originally Posted by _Richard_

"jewish jokes aren't funny, anne frankly they need to stop"

- Angry Jew Cat

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

That's comedy

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What was Angry Jew Cat banned for the last time, how many lives does AJC have left, and most importantly, what fake nick is he using now?

ADG

Kenny B! · 08-31-2012, 05:51 AM

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Originally Posted by _Richard_

"jewish jokes aren't funny, anne frankly they need to stop"

Hah!

brassmonkey · 08-31-2012, 05:56 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberHustler

FYI, Muslims don't drink. NVM, I should read the whole thread again before feeling all witty.

would you want to be drunk making bombs?

seeandsee · 08-31-2012, 06:05 AM

sperbonzo · 08-31-2012, 07:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by moeloubani

funny one i saw on reddit

A priest and a rabbi walk by an elementary school. The priest asks the rabbi, "want to go screw some kids?" The rabbi asks, "out of what?"

.

Bryan G · 08-31-2012, 07:04 AM

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Originally Posted by moeloubani

funny one i saw on reddit

A priest and a rabbi walk by an elementary school. The priest asks the rabbi, "want to go screw some kids?" The rabbi asks, "out of what?"

DamageX · 08-31-2012, 07:13 AM

Thread of the week!

rogueteens · 08-31-2012, 08:48 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

Good joke but Muslims don't drink.

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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/ukne...ked-woman.html

"Great" Britain.

brassmonkey · 08-31-2012, 08:57 AM

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Originally Posted by rogueteens

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/ukne...ked-woman.html

"Great" Britain.

their people just like anyone else some break the rules.

Grapesoda · 08-31-2012, 08:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton

A Muslim walks into a bar and is about to order a drink when he sees a guy close by wearing a Jewish cap, a prayer shawl/tzitzis and traditional locks of hair.

He doesn?t have to be an Einstein to know that this guy is Jewish so he shouts over to the bartender so loudly that everyone can hear, ?Drinks for everyone in here, bartender, but not for that Jew over there.?

Soon after the drinks have been handed out, the Jew gives him a big smile, waves at him, then says, ?Thank you!? in an equally loud voice.

This infuriates the Muslim. He once again loudly orders drinks for everyone except the Jew.

As before, this does not seem to bother the Jewish guy. He continues to smile and again yells, ?Thank you!?

The Muslim asks the bartender, ?What the hell is the matter with that Jew? I?ve ordered two rounds of drinks for everyone in the bar but him, and all the stupid infidel does is smile and thank me. Is he nuts??

?Nope,? replies the bartender. ?He owns the place.?

what did the Palestinian woman ask her husband? "honey does this bomb make my ass look fat?"

MaDalton · 08-31-2012, 09:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Tjeezers

humor is always good... it lightens up the place.

i very much believe in this btw - and less religion helps too

hence my movie recommondation below

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton

i recommend this movie btw

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1735200/

;)

RyuLion · 08-31-2012, 09:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jesus H Christ

Damn, making fun of Jews and Muslim hate. What little respect I had for you is now gone.

Barefootsies · 08-31-2012, 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jesus H Christ

Damn, making fun of Jews and Muslim hate. What little respect I had for you is now gone.

Barefootsies · 08-31-2012, 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by DamageX

Thread of the week!

Just Alex · 08-31-2012, 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

would you want to be drunk making bombs?

And you get pissed when someone posts a watermelon picture?

arock10 · 08-31-2012, 05:24 PM

I got a kick out of this movie

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1341167/

MaDalton · 09-01-2012, 07:58 AM

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Originally Posted by arock10

I got a kick out of this movie

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1341167/

yeah, i still need to see that one

DamageX · 09-01-2012, 08:27 AM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

yeah, i still need to see that one

Laughed my ass off at a few scenes.

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