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NALEM · 10-10-2012, 08:47 AM

He was pulled aside in customs for a secondary baggage inspection when an officer noticed Harris was wearing a bullet-proof vest. The officer asked Harris if he had anything he would like to declare in his checked luggage.

Harris told the officer he had a knife, but when his bag was searched, the officer found a troubling array of suspicious items.

In addition to the smoke grenade, officers found three leather-coated black-jack billy clubs, a collapsible baton, a full-face respirator, several knives and a hatchet.

Perhaps even more disturbing, officers also found body bags, a tyvex biohazard suit, various masks, duct tape, hand cuffs, leg irons, flex cuffs, oven mitts and cooking tongs.

Yahoo News Story Here

Sounds to me he was on his way to a Fetish Party

Zoxxa · 10-10-2012, 08:49 AM

He didn't bring seasonings for the human meat? Guess some people like eating it bland...

OneBallJohn · 10-10-2012, 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Zoxxa

He didn't bring seasonings for the human meat? Guess some people like eating it bland...

Bland you say? Obviously you've never tasted human flesh.

DWB · 10-10-2012, 09:17 AM

Guess it's illegal to have such items now. Oh well.

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Zoxxa · 10-10-2012, 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by OneBallJohn

Bland you say? Obviously you've never tasted human flesh.

I'm more of a Diana Sauce kind of guy. What can I say, I'm spoiled.

SilentKnight · 10-10-2012, 05:15 PM

Makes me think of the time (years ago) when the wife and I were shopping for bdsm gear and studio props at Second Skin in Buffalo. We bought a few grand worth of merchandise to bring back over the border to Canada. Cuffs, liquid latex, all sorts of fetish stuff.

Turns out - it was officer training day at Canada Customs - and as we came through inspection we went in to declare everything...only to find more than a dozen 'trainees' behind the counter, lol.

Should've seen their faces as we began hauling everything out and going over receipts. It was hilarious. Half the stuff they couldn't find categories for - so they labeled it "women's apparel" (which was cool...since the duty rate was cheaper).

We all had a good laugh...and after payin' duty they let us continue on. Wish I'd taken a few pics that day.

Zoxxa · 10-10-2012, 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight

Makes me think of the time (years ago) when the wife and I were shopping for bdsm gear and studio props at Second Skin in Buffalo. We bought a few grand worth of merchandise to bring back over the border to Canada. Cuffs, liquid latex, all sorts of fetish stuff.

Turns out - it was officer training day at Canada Customs - and as we came through inspection we went in to declare everything...only to find more than a dozen 'trainees' behind the counter, lol.

Should've seen their faces as we began hauling everything out and going over receipts. It was hilarious. Half the stuff they couldn't find categories for - so they labeled it "women's apparel" (which was cool...since the duty rate was cheaper).

We all had a good laugh...and after payin' duty they let us continue on. Wish I'd taken a few pics that day.

Did you just use the proper "their" and spelled "receipts" properly in the same sentence?

You need to throw in a few "Dem dere canucks" so you don't confuse the Americans around here.

Luckily my wife and I have had the laziest customs officers around every time we cross, we had our 2 yr old son in the back seat coming home from Florida and he asked without getting out of his seat "Is THAT yours?" pointing at our son. We said yes, and he waved us on.

SilentKnight · 10-10-2012, 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Zoxxa

Did you just use the proper "their" and spelled "receipts" properly in the same sentence?

Aye, guilty.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoxxa

You need to throw in a few "Dem dere canucks" so you don't confuse the Americans around here.

Anything more than two-syllable words generally confuses them. It doesn't take much.

baddog · 10-10-2012, 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by DWB

Guess it's illegal to have such items now. Oh well.

No, it is illegal to bring them onboard a plane though. He should have checked it in, but was probably trying to get around the weight issue.

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Aidoru · 10-12-2012, 08:34 PM

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