Woman 'Fakes Her Own Kidnap To Get Day Off Work' (PHOTO) - GoFuckYourself.com

brassmonkey · 10-23-2012, 08:21 AM

looks like someone here

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Skivers! Fancy a day off work? It's probably best to stick to the old common-or-garden "tummy upset" excuse, rather than coming up with a more inventive story, if this woman's experience is anything to go by...

Sheila Bailey Eubank, 48, from Texas, is accused of faking her own abduction because she wanted more attention and a day away from the workplace, according to WWLTV.com.

Eubank's arrest warrant states she was found bound by rope in the back seat of her car. She told police she'd been kidnapped at knifepoint by an unidentified man and made to drive around San Antonio while he carried out drug deals.

However, on further investigation, it turned out Eubank had actually been buying a lottery ticket from a petrol station at the exact time she claims to have been kidnapped. CCTV footage showed her looking "healthy, unhurried and pleasant" as she withdrew cash from an ATM and then made her purchase.

She has now been charged with aggravated perjury. Oh, and it's not known whether she won the lottery - but we're guessing not.

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flashfire · 10-23-2012, 11:17 AM

lol, call in sick maybe?

Harmon · 10-23-2012, 11:19 AM

What a moron

10-23-2012, 08:21 AM	#1
brassmonkey Pay It Forward Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Yo Mama House Posts: 77,169	Woman 'Fakes Her Own Kidnap To Get Day Off Work' (PHOTO) looks like someone here hotlinked Skivers! Fancy a day off work? It's probably best to stick to the old common-or-garden "tummy upset" excuse, rather than coming up with a more inventive story, if this woman's experience is anything to go by... Sheila Bailey Eubank, 48, from Texas, is accused of faking her own abduction because she wanted more attention and a day away from the workplace, according to WWLTV.com. Eubank's arrest warrant states she was found bound by rope in the back seat of her car. She told police she'd been kidnapped at knifepoint by an unidentified man and made to drive around San Antonio while he carried out drug deals. However, on further investigation, it turned out Eubank had actually been buying a lottery ticket from a petrol station at the exact time she claims to have been kidnapped. CCTV footage showed her looking "healthy, unhurried and pleasant" as she withdrew cash from an ATM and then made her purchase. She has now been charged with aggravated perjury. Oh, and it's not known whether she won the lottery - but we're guessing not. full article... __________________ TRUMP 2025 KEKAW!!! - The Laken Riley Act Is Law! DACA ENDED - SUPPORT AZ HCR 2060 52R - email: brassballz-at-techie.com

10-23-2012, 11:19 AM	#3
Harmon ( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ) Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 20,007	What a moron __________________ [email protected]

10-23-2012, 11:17 AM	#2
flashfire ICQ 1 6 7 8 5 3 4 9 2 Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 13,098	lol, call in sick maybe?