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So Fucking Banned
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I get up 3x a night to take a piss
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FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
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I dont, I keep a cup by my bed
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I need a beer
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Time for a prostate exam
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Stop drinking liquids before you go to bed.
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working on my tan
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Living the Dream
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Do it. Don't be a sissy...
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Symptoms of an enlarged prostate. Stop putting things in your butt.
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So Fucking Banned
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I am an Alien from space
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Here's a fix... Wear depends and you won't have to worry about getting out of bed. Piss and back to bed you go.. lol
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So Fucking Banned
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i agree with the dr. visit, you need to go. dont drink any fluids 3 hours before bed, no caffeine after 4pm and avoid citrus/acidic beverages after 4 as well. oh yea, no alcohol past 6pm either if you don't want to get up and go. luv yew
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Just Doing My Own Thing
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Arthur Flegenheimer
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might be diabetes
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Might just be getting ill or your drinking to much lol, lay of the beers before bed
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There is truck load of problems with the same symptoms:
Diabetes: If you piss a lot often during night and day Enlarged prostate Sleep Apnea : yeah sound crazy but it is one of the many symptoms, some nights I used to get up 5x a night to take a piss. ![]() |
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Have you lost weight too? Might be diabetes as someone said.
/Doctor Emil
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Likes Pie
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Yea man go to the doctor. That shit ain't normal. (unless you are 80!)
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BACON BACON BACON
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let us know if the doctor was gentle
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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I dont even get up... Not even to take a shit...
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Have a good hot curry before you visit the Dr's
![]() Seriously if you have issues go now, most of the time its just an infection that a course of antibiotics will take care of. You can also try Beta Sitosterol and Pau de Arco tea both from Amazon.com..
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So fuckin' bored
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I'd rather be on my boat.
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H.B.I.C.
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You are getting old.
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So Fucking Banned
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www.AdultCopywriters.com
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I used to get up like 5. Now I'm down to 2 or 3.
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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I never need to get up during the night. When i'm asleep, that's me untill whatever time I need to get up at the following day. No matter how early or late. I do go into very deep sleeps mind you...
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OG
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Cool story bro thanks for sharing.
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I'd rather be on my boat.
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Dude, I've been having one every year with my physical since I was about 40.... Not fun, not fun at all, but definitely a good idea. Every year 34,000 men die of prostate cancer.
(interestingly that is only 6,000 less than the 40,000 women that die of breast cancer, but we spend about 50 TIMES more on breast cancer research than we do on prostate cancer research. Maybe we should get all the celebrities to start wearing brown ribbons?) . ![]()
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Confirmed Asshole
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Keep a piss jug on the night stand
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Noticing
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here too but I always have since birth. My psa levels are very low so it's just a sensitive bladder for me
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Sadly, I go around 5-7 times a night these days and it drives me insane. I went to the Doctors 4 different times about this, twice prescribed some pills (did nothing) but they kept saying I am fine (no sugar in my pee) no signs of diabetes. Its HORRIBLE
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So fuckin' bored
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You forgot one... opiate dependency.
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Too much sex can cause this problem as well. When I was shooting models when I was first starting out, I didn't have the resources to pay for male talent so I was doing the scenes with the girls myself. I was having sex up to 3 times a day for long periods of time. I noticed I had to go to the bathroom at least twice during the night. When I stopped having sex than much, I noticed my tolerance to take a piss was much higher.
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Just Doing My Own Thing
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Put a balloon on it
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Look on the bright side, at least its not 3x a night to take a shit.
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Do you also have dry mouth?
If so, have your blood sugar levels checked.
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