How do you find broken people who are nothing but trouble, when you aren't looking?

[MrMaxwell]

So, I am told that my last two women happened to me because I seek out broken people who need me to solve all of their problems. It is the role I always played in my family. Like the Alex Reiger (if you've seen Taxi). So I am being told I seek the same kind of people, now.

Well. When I met them both they were well adjusted level headed nicely educated individuals and everything went real well. I am old now and wanted to settle down, see.

This goes beyond the honeymoon period effect. Too. They both ended up being certifiable and extremely evil. The first came down with legitimate physiological issues which affected her psychologically ... the second ended up being a drunken pill head satan on earth ..

But I was NOT seeking that. I was AVOIDING that. So- gfy gurus- insight?

[Jel]

law of attraction, basically

[AdultPornMasta]

Originally Posted by MrMaxwell

So, I am told that my last two women happened to me because I seek out broken people who need me to solve all of their problems. It is the role I always played in my family. Like the Alex Reiger (if you've seen Taxi). So I am being told I seek the same kind of people, now.

Well. When I met them both they were well adjusted level headed nicely educated individuals and everything went real well. I am old now and wanted to settle down, see.

This goes beyond the honeymoon period effect. Too. They both ended up being certifiable and extremely evil. The first came down with legitimate physiological issues which affected her psychologically ... the second ended up being a drunken pill head satan on earth ..

But I was NOT seeking that. I was AVOIDING that. So- gfy gurus- insight?

I am being serious here.

Look inside yourself and consider this:

http://www.theonion.com/articles/im-...-magnet,11153/

"I'm A Fucked-Up-Chick Magnet"

"Hey, I don't want to brag, but when you got it, you got it. And when it comes to picking up women with severe personality disorders, I've got it. Seems like whenever I'm in the same room with a sexy young nutcase looking for some hot dysfunctional action, we lock eyes and I gaze right into the twisted, abnormal recesses of her psyche, and then?bam! We make an instant, undeniable, and incredibly unhealthy connection. What can I say? When it comes to women, I'm a fucked-up-chick magnet.

I know what you're thinking: "Who is this guy to sound so full of himself?" I'm not being egotistical?it's just true. Hey, I know I'm not perfect. Who is? We've all got problems. I'm sure I've got some myself. But here's one problem I don't have: the ladies. When it comes to charming every borderline psycho in a skirt, I take second place to no man. I guess I just give off that "Hey there, pretty lady with the lifelong unresolved emotional issues" vibe. It can't be taught?you either got it or you don't. And I got it.

Everywhere I go, all kinds of psychiatrically disturbed women come running?women who never got over a traumatic childhood accident, or habitually cut themselves, or slept with their stepfathers, or abuse substances while locked in self-destructive cycles of internalized loathing and rage. They just can't keep their hands off me.

It's been this way my whole life. When I was 14, I got lucky with a classmate's mom. In high school, I dated every bipolar suicide risk in town. In college, I had at least a dozen girlfriends who couldn't decide whether they were mental patients or lesbians. It's just the way it is: Deranged dolls dig me.

I don't even have to try. Maybe it's chemistry, or pheromones, or these women can tell I'm afflicted with a complementary set of psychiatric disorders and their fucked-up-female intuition just can't resist. Whatever it is, I'm not complaining. All I have to do is show up at a bar, and before last call, every damaged woman in the place will make a beeline for yours truly, looking to get me entangled in a horrific web of codependency, manipulation, and mutual denial.

The sex is great, too. Believe me, all these highly unstable women have so many self-esteem issues, identity crises, and subconscious needs for approval from absent or emotionally abusive father figures, they'll do practically anything to try to please a man, no matter how self-destructive it is. Sweet!

Take this hot little nutjob who picked me up last weekend. Talk about crazy between the sheets! She cleaned my pipes six ways from Sunday before breaking down in tears out of nowhere at 4 a.m., screaming irrational threats, and trying to throw my stereo out the second-story window. Luckily, I was able to calm her down with a little TLC?time-release lithium capsules?and get her into a cab before she caused any serious property damage. But still, she can't stay away?she's been leaving, like, eight voicemail messages an hour on my cell phone. Hey, once they get a little taste of the old Deanster, they always come back for more... even after multiple restraining orders and injunctions.

All I can do is shrug and say, "Crazy women go crazy for me."

Lots of guys have asked for my secret, saying stuff like, "Wow, you sure can pick 'em," or "Dude, you need help." They can't understand how I manage to attract so many hot, wild, desperately pathological chicks. But I can't tell you my secret... It's just some kind of inexplicable magic.

Well, whatever it is, I'm enjoying every fucked-up minute of it."

[HushMoney]

Originally Posted by AdultPornMasta

I am being serious here.

Look inside yourself and consider this:

http://www.theonion.com/articles/im-...-magnet,11153/

"I'm A Fucked-Up-Chick Magnet"

"Hey, I don't want to brag, but when you got it, you got it. And when it comes to picking up women with severe personality disorders, I've got it. Seems like whenever I'm in the same room with a sexy young nutcase looking for some hot dysfunctional action, we lock eyes and I gaze right into the twisted, abnormal recesses of her psyche, and then?bam! We make an instant, undeniable, and incredibly unhealthy connection. What can I say? When it comes to women, I'm a fucked-up-chick magnet.

I know what you're thinking: "Who is this guy to sound so full of himself?" I'm not being egotistical?it's just true. Hey, I know I'm not perfect. Who is? We've all got problems. I'm sure I've got some myself. But here's one problem I don't have: the ladies. When it comes to charming every borderline psycho in a skirt, I take second place to no man. I guess I just give off that "Hey there, pretty lady with the lifelong unresolved emotional issues" vibe. It can't be taught?you either got it or you don't. And I got it.

Everywhere I go, all kinds of psychiatrically disturbed women come running?women who never got over a traumatic childhood accident, or habitually cut themselves, or slept with their stepfathers, or abuse substances while locked in self-destructive cycles of internalized loathing and rage. They just can't keep their hands off me.

It's been this way my whole life. When I was 14, I got lucky with a classmate's mom. In high school, I dated every bipolar suicide risk in town. In college, I had at least a dozen girlfriends who couldn't decide whether they were mental patients or lesbians. It's just the way it is: Deranged dolls dig me.

I don't even have to try. Maybe it's chemistry, or pheromones, or these women can tell I'm afflicted with a complementary set of psychiatric disorders and their fucked-up-female intuition just can't resist. Whatever it is, I'm not complaining. All I have to do is show up at a bar, and before last call, every damaged woman in the place will make a beeline for yours truly, looking to get me entangled in a horrific web of codependency, manipulation, and mutual denial.

The sex is great, too. Believe me, all these highly unstable women have so many self-esteem issues, identity crises, and subconscious needs for approval from absent or emotionally abusive father figures, they'll do practically anything to try to please a man, no matter how self-destructive it is. Sweet!

Take this hot little nutjob who picked me up last weekend. Talk about crazy between the sheets! She cleaned my pipes six ways from Sunday before breaking down in tears out of nowhere at 4 a.m., screaming irrational threats, and trying to throw my stereo out the second-story window. Luckily, I was able to calm her down with a little TLC?time-release lithium capsules?and get her into a cab before she caused any serious property damage. But still, she can't stay away?she's been leaving, like, eight voicemail messages an hour on my cell phone. Hey, once they get a little taste of the old Deanster, they always come back for more... even after multiple restraining orders and injunctions.

All I can do is shrug and say, "Crazy women go crazy for me."

Lots of guys have asked for my secret, saying stuff like, "Wow, you sure can pick 'em," or "Dude, you need help." They can't understand how I manage to attract so many hot, wild, desperately pathological chicks. But I can't tell you my secret... It's just some kind of inexplicable magic.

Well, whatever it is, I'm enjoying every fucked-up minute of it."

[sarettah]

Originally Posted by MrMaxwell

So- gfy gurus- insight?

Well let's see.

You seek out psychological counseling on an internet forum called "Go Fuck Yourself".

You seek out advice on your medications on an internet forum called "Go Fuck Yourself".

You seek out financial advice on an internet forum called "Go Fuck Yourself".

You seek out romantic advice on an internet forum called "Go Fuck Yourself".

And you want to know why your life is "Fucked"?





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[ottopottomouse]

There is a picture on the wall in your bathroom above the sink of the common denominator in why both women went off the rails.

[Si]

Originally Posted by Jel

law of attraction, basically

Excactly this and you can change it.