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Shotsie · 12-23-2012, 10:29 AM

Whenever you jerkoff all of your dead relatives - grandmothers, grandfathers, sisters, cousins, even your ancient ancestors, maybe Ghengis Khan or William the Conqueror - are watching you. And they, too, are jerking off.

Have a Merry Christmas

shake · 12-23-2012, 10:31 AM

So is Santa.

SilentKnight · 12-23-2012, 10:32 AM

Now that's a coitus interruptus - right there!

JamesM · 12-23-2012, 11:04 AM

hmm, looks legit.,

happy holidays.

Spunky · 12-23-2012, 02:26 PM

I don't believe that

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 12-23-2012, 02:37 PM

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seeandsee · 12-24-2012, 05:47 AM

must be for real?

V_RocKs · 12-24-2012, 06:38 AM

Awe fuck!

DWB · 12-24-2012, 07:52 AM

That is why I beat off. I cum a little harder knowing everyone is watching.

Shotsie · 12-24-2012, 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shake

So is Santa.

Ahh, yes, Santa is watching also, but he is not jerking off. Santa saves his loads all year for the millions of unhappy housewives around the globe that he bangs on the soot covered hearth while he's dropping off presents. When Santa sets off on his sleigh from the North Pole tonight his balls will be like some swollen half-fermented fruit hanging overrripe from the tree ready to fall off.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky

I don't believe that

Oh, but it's true nonetheless.

Supz · 12-24-2012, 12:08 PM

they must be having a good time today.

CDSmith · 12-24-2012, 12:10 PM

Of course they're watching. Nothing good on TV where they are.

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