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Killswitch · 01-05-2013, 06:16 PM

I was rocking out to some sweet ass tunes by Killswitch Engage and Pantera talking on IRC telling people they needed to repent to Jesus and praise our lord and savior... When this idea came to me...

Website that takes song lyrics of rock and heavy metal bands and uses smart text replacement techniques to rewrite the song lyrics to be more religious sounding...

I registered SavedByJes.us just now... Want to partner up? You be financial backer, and I'll do all the work.

d-null · 01-05-2013, 06:30 PM

epic

Donny · 01-05-2013, 06:31 PM

There already exist many heavy metal Christian bands. Not my type of music, but they exist.

Killswitch · 01-05-2013, 06:47 PM

But none of them take AC/DC and rewrite the lyrics to sound religious on the fly do they?

d-null · 01-05-2013, 06:49 PM

how would your smart text replacer handle these classic lyrics by Immolation:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Immolation

You are Jesus
You are lord
Imperfect god
You are nothing to me
For this you say
I''ll burn for all eternity...

or this timeless verse by Deicide:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deicide

No lord shall stand before myself

I can strike the light and see through the truth
For I'm the Deicide, Dominus, what could you do
Thou has falled you now, one again and always will
On the cross, forgotten son, a sacrifice it had to be done

how about some Marduk in their hit song "With Satan and Victorious Weapons":

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marduk

Come ghostfaced hungry shadows of shadows
By Satan I drink the darkness they drewl
With victorious weapons
I will melt every angels wings

Killswitch · 01-05-2013, 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by d-null

how would your smart text replacer handle these classic lyrics by Immolation:

or this timeless verse by Deicide:

how about some Marduk in their hit song "With Satan and Victorious Weapons":

Quote:

Originally Posted by Immolation

You are Jesus
You are lord
The perfect god
You are everything to me
For this you say
I''ll get wings someday...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deicide

The lord shall stand before myself

He can strike the light and see through the truth
For He's the Deicide, Dominus, what could I do
Thou has forgiven you now, once again and always will
On the cross, forgotten son, a sacrifice it had to be done

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marduk

Come ghostfaced hungry shadows of shadows
By Jesus I drinketh his blood
With victorious love
I will grow angels wings

Got anything else?

sarettah · 01-05-2013, 07:44 PM

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Webmaster Advertising · 01-05-2013, 09:12 PM

You could sell the service to Walmart cause they fuck up all their albums by censoring them for religious reasons...

Purchased a Kayne West album once... Was nothing but bleeps and silence...

Grapesoda · 01-06-2013, 06:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Killswitch

I was rocking out to some sweet ass tunes by Killswitch Engage and Pantera talking on IRC telling people they needed to repent to Jesus and praise our lord and savior... When this idea came to me...

Website that takes song lyrics of rock and heavy metal bands and uses smart text replacement techniques to rewrite the song lyrics to be more religious sounding...

I registered SavedByJes.us just now... Want to partner up? You be financial backer, and I'll do all the work.

this always cheers me up

01-05-2013, 06:16 PM	#1
Killswitch 👏 REVOLUTIONARY 👏 Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2012 Posts: 2,160	Hey Donny, I have a business proposal for ya. I was rocking out to some sweet ass tunes by Killswitch Engage and Pantera talking on IRC telling people they needed to repent to Jesus and praise our lord and savior... When this idea came to me... Website that takes song lyrics of rock and heavy metal bands and uses smart text replacement techniques to rewrite the song lyrics to be more religious sounding... I registered SavedByJes.us just now... Want to partner up? You be financial backer, and I'll do all the work. __________________

01-05-2013, 06:47 PM	#4
Killswitch 👏 REVOLUTIONARY 👏 Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2012 Posts: 2,160	But none of them take AC/DC and rewrite the lyrics to sound religious on the fly do they? __________________

01-05-2013, 06:30 PM	#2
d-null . . . Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: NY Posts: 13,724	epic

01-05-2013, 06:31 PM	#3
Donny As you wish... Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 13,754	There already exist many heavy metal Christian bands. Not my type of music, but they exist.

01-05-2013, 07:44 PM	#7
sarettah I'll make you famous Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 13,951	.

01-05-2013, 09:12 PM	#8
Webmaster Advertising So Fucking Banned Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 1,360	You could sell the service to Walmart cause they fuck up all their albums by censoring them for religious reasons... Purchased a Kayne West album once... Was nothing but bleeps and silence...