|
|
|
|
||||
|
Welcome to the GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum forums. You are currently viewing our boards as a guest which gives you limited access to view most discussions and access our other features. By joining our free community you will have access to post topics, communicate privately with other members (PM), respond to polls, upload content and access many other special features. Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free so please, join our community today! If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please contact us. |
 |
|
|||||||
| Discuss what's fucking going on, and which programs are best and worst. One-time "program" announcements from "established" webmasters are allowed. |
|
|
Thread Tools |
01-14-2013, 10:08 PM
|
#1 |
|
Confirmed User
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: Boston, MA
Posts: 1,626
|
Gorilla Sales Skyrocket After Latest Gorilla Attack
SAN DIEGO?Following the events of last week, in which a crazed western lowland gorilla ruthlessly murdered 21 people in a local shopping plaza after escaping from the San Diego Zoo, sources across the country confirmed Thursday that national gorilla sales have since skyrocketed.
?After seeing yet another deranged gorilla just burst into a public place and start killing people, I decided I need to make sure something like that never happens to me,? said 34-year-old Atlanta resident Nick Keller, shortly after purchasing a 350-pound mountain gorilla from his local gorilla store. ?It just gives me peace of mind knowing that if I?m ever in that situation, I won?t have to just watch helplessly as my torso is ripped in half and my face is chewed off. I?ll be able to use my gorilla to defend myself.? http://www.theonion.com/articles/gor...a-attac,30860/ |
|
|
|
01-15-2013, 04:06 AM
|
#2 |
|
Registered User
Industry Role:
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: around...
Posts: 81
|
thats funny
__________________
___ |
|
|
|
