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AdultPornMasta · 02-10-2013, 09:26 PM

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...-in-space.html

"To boldy go: Woman bids to be first porn star in space"

"ADULT actress Coco Brown is training to be the first porn star in space.

The 32-year-old star of Black Panty Chronicles 2 and Big Booty Bomb 2, has paid £64,000 to be part of a private Dutch mission due to blast off in spring 2014.

American Coco has already undergone anti-gravity training and can't wait to journey 62 miles above the surface of the earth on the SXC rocket.

She said: "I?ve always had a love of space. I?m an adventurous person and I thrive off of excitement.

"I?m ready to do something that many would never attempt, and I?m going to tackle it successfully and have another fantastic story to tell."

Coco isn't planning to have sex in space - insisting it would be almost impossible to romp at zero gravity.

She explained: "Trying to have sex in space is a little difficult.

"You just really don't have that much control. There would be nothing keeping you together."

But she's hoping she'll get the chance to strip off and give her fellow astronauts a show.

She added: "We have gear that we have to wear, but I'll see what I can do up there. Maybe I'll pop my boob out and take a photo of it with the Earth in the background."

bronco67 · 02-10-2013, 10:50 PM

Will she be the first black person in space? I'm just assuming she's black, with a name like Coco Brown.

FlowerKid · 02-10-2013, 11:14 PM

She can meet the "Pigs in Space".

Mr Pheer · 02-11-2013, 12:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco67

Will she be the first black person in space? I'm just assuming she's black, with a name like Coco Brown.

Guion Bluford was first, on the 8th space shuttle mission in 1983. He flew on three other space shuttle missions after that.

EriktheRabbit · 02-11-2013, 02:46 AM

Who's a bigger dumbass you or her?

blackmonsters · 02-11-2013, 05:14 AM

Damn, she is ugly.

seeandsee · 02-11-2013, 05:32 AM

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AdultPornMasta · 02-11-2013, 05:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FlowerKid

She can meet the "Pigs in Space".

Oh, Man, you GOT IT right off the bat!

LOL!

For those of you you didn't get it, watch the first few seconds of this vid:

Yep, she is a bit on the fugly side:

Some Guy · 02-11-2013, 05:48 AM

I got the "Pigs in Space" reference the second I read the thread title. Hilarious.

AdultPornMasta · 02-11-2013, 05:51 AM

I'm wondering though if it true that in space no one can her you come?

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