borrow 2k, get paid 3k. 12 mo loan - GoFuckYourself.com

pamon · 03-28-2013, 04:55 PM

Looking to expand my services and need a new laptop. Trying to borrow 2k and pay back 3k over 12 mo period, or 250/mo. Just throwing it out there, slam me if u want. If anyone is looking to privately lend, let me know. Promissory note can be signed. In cali.

Looking to build and attract more clients with enhanced services.

Hit me on icq or email if serious, or slam in thread. Thanks

Google Expert · 03-28-2013, 04:56 PM

sounds legit

beemk · 03-28-2013, 04:58 PM

Where do I western union the money to?

baryl · 03-28-2013, 05:10 PM

Give me the 3k upfront and I'll wire you the 2k.

L-Pink · 03-28-2013, 05:11 PM

Mr Maxwell ?

dillonaire · 03-28-2013, 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pamon

Looking to expand my services and need a new laptop. Trying to borrow 2k and pay back 3k over 12 mo period, or 250/mo. Just throwing it out there, slam me if u want. If anyone is looking to privately lend, let me know. Promissory note can be signed. In cali.

Looking to build and attract more clients with enhanced services.

Hit me on icq or email if serious, or slam in thread. Thanks

what do you have to put up for collateral?

directfiesta · 03-28-2013, 05:27 PM

2K is too small of an amount for me to bother ...

Would do 10K tough ...

kane · 03-28-2013, 05:30 PM

Just curious, what kind of services are you going to offer that require a $2K laptop?

xenigo · 03-28-2013, 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by kane

Just curious, what kind of services are you going to offer that require a $2K laptop?

He does copywriting.

Mr. Garibaldi · 03-28-2013, 05:37 PM

i can borrow the money. whats your epassporte?

Trafficlord · 03-28-2013, 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by M.A+

sounds legit

You Took The Thought Rite From My Head

kane · 03-28-2013, 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by xenigo

He does copywriting.

Why would that take a 2K laptop? It seems a $500 laptop would work perfectly for that.

pamon · 03-28-2013, 05:57 PM

copyrighting, writing, blogging, tube services, SEO and other services actually. Along with mainstream press releases, SEO article writing, SEO services, etc. Just thoughts.

dappz-datton · 03-28-2013, 05:59 PM

ummm this was cool offer

MrMaxwell · 03-28-2013, 06:01 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

Mr Maxwell ?

No- I tried to borrow a grand from someone on here once when I was really desperate because I owed money to a poker debt. That all worked out. I'm the one you tried to give $100 to when my bitch was sick and I would not take it, so after that you hated me, but actually you like me and don't want to admit that you like me. See.

MrMaxwell · 03-28-2013, 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by pamon

Looking to expand my services and need a new laptop. Trying to borrow 2k and pay back 3k over 12 mo period, or 250/mo. Just throwing it out there, slam me if u want. If anyone is looking to privately lend, let me know. Promissory note can be signed. In cali.

Looking to build and attract more clients with enhanced services.

Hit me on icq or email if serious, or slam in thread. Thanks

You can buy a very very nice laptop brand new retail for well under $1000 and buy that same machine used for $400 .. Don't put yourself into debt, fuck it.

Failing that you could build a very powerful desktop for a few hundred

marlboroack · 03-28-2013, 06:31 PM

I'll buy you a laptop if you make me money.

ErectMedia · 03-28-2013, 07:11 PM

can get something decent for under $500

http://microcenter.com/
http://bestbuy.com
http://walmart.com

make profit, then go buy 2k machine

SuckOnThis · 03-28-2013, 07:16 PM

Will your step dad confiscate it when you can't come up with your share of the cable bill?

fatfoo · 03-28-2013, 07:17 PM

People are taking many loans. The power of the dollar could be more powerful than they thought it was. Man, some people wish they had extra $5 or extra $10. You want to borrow 2k. Promissory notes – those could be enforceable in court. Someone could even make you talk to a judge if you don’t pay back. You want to enhance services, that is what they all say. Some just wish they could stop wasting many in stupid ways. Stupidity is often the problem there. They could be accused of wasting precious resources.

kane · 03-28-2013, 07:21 PM

Not too long ago I got a 17" HP G7 with 4gig of ram, 500gb hd, AMD 2.5ghz processor and Blue Ray player for about $340. I got a great deal because it was on sale and my brother's wife worked then and got an additional 15% off, but still, the sale price was under $400.

It does everything I need it to do.

kane · 03-28-2013, 07:22 PM

Holy shit! Fatfoo!!!!!!

Aidoru · 03-30-2013, 07:35 AM

Go with a netbook IMHO

money biz · 03-30-2013, 07:52 AM

get a credit card from wallmart

96ukssob · 03-30-2013, 07:52 AM

Good luck!

RyuLion · 03-30-2013, 07:56 AM

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Originally Posted by money biz

get a credit card from wallmart

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Originally Posted by gamelinkjeff

what do you have to put up for collateral?

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Originally Posted by kane

Why would that take a 2K laptop? It seems a $500 laptop would work perfectly for that.

NiXXiN · 03-30-2013, 08:03 AM

do you accept bitcoins?

Sid70 · 03-30-2013, 08:17 AM

Batts, you?

Manfap · 03-30-2013, 08:33 AM

Laptop for 2 grand.. you trying to join the cool club and get a top of the range mac, when a emachines laptop for sub $500 will do everything you want it to.

damn $2k on a laptop when you havent got $2k.
Why cant you get financing from a shop.. would be cheaper than 50% or is your credit fucked?

StinkyPink · 03-30-2013, 09:16 AM

Funny you guys think he needs a 2k laptop, but seem to think "expanding your services" has no cost. Maybe he doesnt want to disclose publicly, his entire expansion plan. However, if you want to loan him the money, message him and ask what his plans are exactly, and how he plans to pay back in this amount of time. Almost like none of you have any business sense whatsoever.

MaDalton · 03-30-2013, 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by StinkyPink

Funny you guys think he needs a 2k laptop, but seem to think "expanding your services" has no cost. Maybe he doesnt want to disclose publicly, his entire expansion plan. However, if you want to loan him the money, message him and ask what his plans are exactly, and how he plans to pay back in this amount of time. Almost like none of you have any business sense whatsoever.

you're free to give him the money if you like...

SuckOnThis · 03-30-2013, 09:26 AM

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Originally Posted by StinkyPink

Funny you guys think he needs a 2k laptop, but seem to think "expanding your services" has no cost. Maybe he doesnt want to disclose publicly, his entire expansion plan. However, if you want to loan him the money, message him and ask what his plans are exactly, and how he plans to pay back in this amount of time. Almost like none of you have any business sense whatsoever.

Yes cause it makes excellent business sense to give some guy on a message board 2 grand who obviously has very little disposable income and no/bad credit otherwise he would put it on a credit card. Your suggestion of asking him a series of questions giving him the opportunity to bullshit you further is wonderful business advice.

Supz · 03-30-2013, 09:59 AM

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Originally Posted by fatfoo

People are taking many loans. The power of the dollar could be more powerful than they thought it was. Man, some people wish they had extra $5 or extra $10. You want to borrow 2k. Promissory notes ? those could be enforceable in court. Someone could even make you talk to a judge if you don?t pay back. You want to enhance services, that is what they all say. Some just wish they could stop wasting many in stupid ways. Stupidity is often the problem there. They could be accused of wasting precious resources.

Cool Story Bro.

LouiseLloyd · 03-30-2013, 10:14 AM

You've been here since 2007 and need to borrow money to buy a laptop!?

WTF have you been doing for the last 5 years?

Sly · 03-30-2013, 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by StinkyPink

Funny you guys think he needs a 2k laptop, but seem to think "expanding your services" has no cost. Maybe he doesnt want to disclose publicly, his entire expansion plan. However, if you want to loan him the money, message him and ask what his plans are exactly, and how he plans to pay back in this amount of time. Almost like none of you have any business sense whatsoever.

My lack of business sense tells me this?

I can go to Amazon, HP, Walmart, Best Buy, Dell, and a dozen other places and get financing. Anything between 6 and 12 months of no interest and no payments. That's what I would do and that's what anyone should do. Now, if any of the dozen (or more) available creditors will not give this person financing, that tells me something is up with his credit history. His willingness to offer a 50% return also makes me scratch my head. And lastly, the fact that he needs money and wants to go for the most expensive option is really quite strange. If he needs to buy a video machine, then he should provide that transparency, so as of right now we can only take him for what he says, a writer.

Everything above says this is a very bad idea.

But again, I have no clue what I'm talking about!

Fiddler · 03-30-2013, 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by pamon

copyrighting, writing, blogging, tube services, SEO and other services actually. Along with mainstream press releases, SEO article writing, SEO services, etc. Just thoughts.

business must be booming if you can't afford to buy yourself a new laptop.

surely you'd be more likely and better off to just take out a finance deal with a laptop seller or get a credit card :/

ErectMedia · 03-30-2013, 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by StinkyPink

Funny you guys think he needs a 2k laptop, but seem to think "expanding your services" has no cost. Maybe he doesnt want to disclose publicly, his entire expansion plan. However, if you want to loan him the money, message him and ask what his plans are exactly, and how he plans to pay back in this amount of time. Almost like none of you have any business sense whatsoever.

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

you're free to give him the money if you like...

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Originally Posted by Sly

My lack of business sense tells me this?

I can go to Amazon, HP, Walmart, Best Buy, Dell, and a dozen other places and get financing. Anything between 6 and 12 months of no interest and no payments. That's what I would do and that's what anyone should do. Now, if any of the dozen (or more) available creditors will not give this person financing, that tells me something is up with his credit history. His willingness to offer a 50% return also makes me scratch my head. And lastly, the fact that he needs money and wants to go for the most expensive option is really quite strange. If he needs to buy a video machine, then he should provide that transparency, so as of right now we can only take him for what he says, a writer.

Everything above says this is a very bad idea.

But again, I have no clue what I'm talking about!

+1

Trafficlord · 03-30-2013, 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by NiXXiN

do you accept bitcoins?

lol

fris · 03-30-2013, 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by directfiesta

2K is too small of an amount for me to bother ...

Would do 10K tough ...

hook it up!

Manfap · 03-30-2013, 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by StinkyPink

Funny you guys think he needs a 2k laptop, but seem to think "expanding your services" has no cost. Maybe he doesnt want to disclose publicly, his entire expansion plan. However, if you want to loan him the money, message him and ask what his plans are exactly, and how he plans to pay back in this amount of time. Almost like none of you have any business sense whatsoever.

So what can a $2k laptop do that a $1k laptop cant?

bushwacker · 03-30-2013, 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by StinkyPink

Funny you guys think he needs a 2k laptop, but seem to think "expanding your services" has no cost. Maybe he doesnt want to disclose publicly, his entire expansion plan. However, if you want to loan him the money, message him and ask what his plans are exactly, and how he plans to pay back in this amount of time. Almost like none of you have any business sense whatsoever.

Good point, retard.

Colmike9 · 03-30-2013, 12:42 PM

If you have good credit, you can get a laptop for $50-200/month on a payment plan. Watch for the interest bs, though...

But if you're just copywriting/SEO/blogging/etc, why do you need a top of the line laptop? Do what I did and find yourself an old 90s rig from an alley and hack your Dreamcast until you can afford it. Or get a cheaper but faster desktop. Debt sucks..

TheSquealer · 03-30-2013, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by StinkyPink

Funny you guys think he needs a 2k laptop, but seem to think "expanding your services" has no cost. Maybe he doesnt want to disclose publicly, his entire expansion plan. However, if you want to loan him the money, message him and ask what his plans are exactly, and how he plans to pay back in this amount of time. Almost like none of you have any business sense whatsoever.

I think you should give him $2,000.00 and report back to us. You clearly have a unique perspective that serves you well in assessing risk... and have the strongest "business sense".

KRosh · 03-30-2013, 06:43 PM

The easiest thing to do is go to www.prosper.com and get the money. It's also less expensive

PornoStar69 · 03-30-2013, 07:25 PM

Someone gotta be broke as fuck

advice

1. rob a bank
2. payday loan

rowan · 03-30-2013, 08:32 PM

There's no leasing option available where you are?

2013 · 03-30-2013, 08:34 PM

i would NOT do a payday loan just make some extra cash pushing programs on here and then buy one

StinkyPink · 03-30-2013, 08:49 PM

I never mentioned anything about risk, or whether you "should" loan the money... I simply stated that you all assume he wants a 2k laptop, just because he said 2k, doesn't mean he was going to spend the whole 2k on the laptop alone.... If he is expanding his services, he may need software, a few months hosting for whatever.... submitters or submit accounts... whatever his "expansions" are, they may not be free.

My point was that you guys can't read, and you all provided full evidence of such, with you're absurd comment.

"Looking to expand my services and need a new laptop."

StinkyPink · 03-30-2013, 08:50 PM

Duplicate post.

StinkyPink · 03-30-2013, 08:56 PM

More dots... and commas, and commas, and dots.... and quite the long run on sentence, might as well but in some more dots, and commas....

03-28-2013, 04:55 PM	#1
pamon Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 3,111	borrow 2k, get paid 3k. 12 mo loan Looking to expand my services and need a new laptop. Trying to borrow 2k and pay back 3k over 12 mo period, or 250/mo. Just throwing it out there, slam me if u want. If anyone is looking to privately lend, let me know. Promissory note can be signed. In cali. Looking to build and attract more clients with enhanced services. Hit me on icq or email if serious, or slam in thread. Thanks

03-28-2013, 04:58 PM	#3
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03-28-2013, 04:56 PM	#2
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03-28-2013, 05:10 PM	#4
baryl Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 1,086	Give me the 3k upfront and I'll wire you the 2k.

03-28-2013, 05:11 PM	#5
L-Pink working on my tan Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Florida/Kentucky Posts: 39,151	Mr Maxwell ?

03-28-2013, 05:30 PM	#8
kane Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: portland, OR Posts: 20,684	Just curious, what kind of services are you going to offer that require a $2K laptop?

03-28-2013, 05:37 PM	#10
Mr. Garibaldi Confirmed User Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 741	i can borrow the money. whats your epassporte?

03-28-2013, 06:31 PM	#17
marlboroack So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: ☣ Posts: 9,327	I'll buy you a laptop if you make me money.

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03-28-2013, 07:16 PM	#19
SuckOnThis So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: In my head Posts: 6,844	Will your step dad confiscate it when you can't come up with your share of the cable bill?

03-28-2013, 07:17 PM	#20
fatfoo ICQ:649699063 Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 27,763	People are taking many loans. The power of the dollar could be more powerful than they thought it was. Man, some people wish they had extra $5 or extra $10. You want to borrow 2k. Promissory notes – those could be enforceable in court. Someone could even make you talk to a judge if you don’t pay back. You want to enhance services, that is what they all say. Some just wish they could stop wasting many in stupid ways. Stupidity is often the problem there. They could be accused of wasting precious resources. __________________ Send me an email: [email protected]

03-28-2013, 07:21 PM	#21
kane Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: portland, OR Posts: 20,684	Not too long ago I got a 17" HP G7 with 4gig of ram, 500gb hd, AMD 2.5ghz processor and Blue Ray player for about $340. I got a great deal because it was on sale and my brother's wife worked then and got an additional 15% off, but still, the sale price was under $400. It does everything I need it to do.

03-28-2013, 07:22 PM	#22
kane Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: portland, OR Posts: 20,684	Holy shit! Fatfoo!!!!!!

03-30-2013, 07:35 AM	#23
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money biz Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 985	get a credit card from wallmart

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03-30-2013, 08:33 AM	#29
Manfap Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 2,623	Laptop for 2 grand.. you trying to join the cool club and get a top of the range mac, when a emachines laptop for sub $500 will do everything you want it to. damn $2k on a laptop when you havent got $2k. Why cant you get financing from a shop.. would be cheaper than 50% or is your credit fucked?

03-30-2013, 09:16 AM	#30
StinkyPink It's all goooood. Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: The Hoe Stroll Posts: 1,591	Funny you guys think he needs a 2k laptop, but seem to think "expanding your services" has no cost. Maybe he doesnt want to disclose publicly, his entire expansion plan. However, if you want to loan him the money, message him and ask what his plans are exactly, and how he plans to pay back in this amount of time. Almost like none of you have any business sense whatsoever.

03-30-2013, 10:14 AM	#34
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03-30-2013, 12:42 PM	#42
Colmike9 (>^_^)b Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2011 Posts: 7,224	If you have good credit, you can get a laptop for $50-200/month on a payment plan. Watch for the interest bs, though... But if you're just copywriting/SEO/blogging/etc, why do you need a top of the line laptop? Do what I did and find yourself an old 90s rig from an alley and hack your Dreamcast until you can afford it. Or get a cheaper but faster desktop. Debt sucks.. __________________ Join the BEST cam affiliate program on the internet! I've referred over $1.7mil in spending this past year, you should join in. I make a lot more money in the medical field in a lab now, fuck you guys. Don't ask me to come back, but do join Chaturbate in my sig, it still makes bank without me touching shit for years..

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03-30-2013, 08:49 PM	#48
StinkyPink It's all goooood. Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: The Hoe Stroll Posts: 1,591	I never mentioned anything about risk, or whether you "should" loan the money... I simply stated that you all assume he wants a 2k laptop, just because he said 2k, doesn't mean he was going to spend the whole 2k on the laptop alone.... If he is expanding his services, he may need software, a few months hosting for whatever.... submitters or submit accounts... whatever his "expansions" are, they may not be free. My point was that you guys can't read, and you all provided full evidence of such, with you're absurd comment. "Looking to expand my services and need a new laptop." Last edited by StinkyPink; 03-30-2013 at 08:53 PM..

03-30-2013, 08:50 PM	#49
StinkyPink It's all goooood. Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: The Hoe Stroll Posts: 1,591	Duplicate post.

03-30-2013, 08:56 PM	#50
StinkyPink It's all goooood. Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: The Hoe Stroll Posts: 1,591	More dots... and commas, and commas, and dots.... and quite the long run on sentence, might as well but in some more dots, and commas....