West Jet introduces Child-Free Flights

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Introducing Kargo Kids, an exciting new program allowing guests to travel on select child-free flights, creating a quieter and more relaxing inflight experience,

[L-Pink]

Originally Posted by cthulhu_waves

Introducing Kargo Kids,

The kids fly cargo? Cool

[HushMoney]

"state of the art feed trough"

[The Ghost]

LOL... the April Fools in the title didnt give it away ...

[Barry-xlovecam]

Originally Posted by L-Pink

The kids fly cargo? Cool

To good to be true ... I sat next to a crying toddler on a transatlanic flight last year -- even paid extra for a seat upgrade.

April Fools my ass. Travelling with your young children -- back of the bus (plane).

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Their pet one was pretty good too:

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that would be a fantastic think to do, I would pay extra. Too bad it will never happen, I'll be stuck with other peoples little bastards crying on red eyes all night.

[MrMaxwell]

No one in this country controls their god damned little monsters, any more.
When I was around children (twice in my life) they behaved them fucking selves or they didn't get what they wanted for a long time. Then, they just behaved them fucking selves. If I can do it with NO experience for children that were not even FROM MY BALLS then the rest of you self righteous IDIOTS can stop assuming that it's the rest of the worlds fault that you impregnated someone. You're NOT doing the world a favor, especially when you're raising unruly disgusting hateful loud little monsters. I don't want your child coughing on me, screaming at me, or picking his ass right in front of me. You do not have a god given right to inflict what you caused on the rest of the world and you're hurting your children just as much as you're hurting society by allowing them to be horrible disgusting little sociopaths.

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[MrMaxwell]

Seriously, this sure does piss me off. My ex, the pariah, she had an ADORABLE little son. Four years old going on thirty. Intelligent, italian, bright, talented. He could already swim like a fish and come up with a sentence. Meanwhile his mother who has been through college and is supposed to be worth a fuck decides to teach him to have ZERO regard for anything or anyone.

I'm NOT talking out of my ass. In the time I spent with him, I disciplined him and taught him to respect others. He hated it when I took something away, and he was use to screaming like a monster until he got his way. When I ignored his bullshit and just kept making things worse until he gave in, he learned to behave him fucking self.

What's more, even though I was the "bad guy" for actually disciplining him, he ended up loving me. The poor little bastard would even tell me, when she was on one of her benders: "I'm sorry mommy is bad to you" and "mommy went to the drunk store" and "mommy is a stupid bitch" ..... It was funny because he would laugh maniacally when he said the last one and I'd tell him he'd better not be cursing

Anyway. It is just hearbreaking and infuriating just how much most parents DO NOT care for their children. Half of you should be in prison. Yet society and the legal system comes after ME as if I were dillinger. SHE can drive around drunk all the time like a mad woman with her son in the car, sell drugs and disappear at night, blow the neighbor for drugs while her son is alone at the pool, then the fucking law gets ahold of me, beats me up and charges ME with assault

That's a beautiful state of affairs we have here in america

[_Richard_]

when can we ban fat people, or, make them pay double with half split up between the poor bastards forced to sit beside them

generally while all the flight attendants giggle in their free chairs at the back

not a personal experience

[MrMaxwell]

Originally Posted by _Richard_

when can we ban fat people, or, make them pay double with half split up between the poor bastards forced to sit beside them

generally while all the flight attendants giggle in their free chairs at the back

not a personal experience

I thought everyone in Vancouver flew first class. . LoL.

If you're like me and flying coach, 90% of the time when I've asked to move I've been allowed to. Also, always always ask the counter person for an upgrade. 75% of the time the AA flight counter waitresses will do it if you're sweet and nice and everything.

The worst flight I ever had was sitting window, lady in the middle, and some loud mouth male on the aisle seat. Jesus christ. Two solid hours staring out the window while he's in his typical male "I'm hitting on you and I look and sound really stupid but can't tell that you're extremely annoyed and think I am a real moron" spiel. She keeps looking over at me hoping I will interrupt the idiot, like, SAVE ME and I don't even know what to say. Stare out the window and hope we land soon. Stare out the window and hope we land soon. Stare out the window and hope we land soon. Stare out the window and hope we land soon.

PS: If they won't allow you to move, politely but very audibly ask them to move the people with the screaming child, the cold they keep coughing up, etc. It's rude as hell but SOMETIMES it gets the point across.