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Marcus Aurelius · 06-26-2013, 11:47 AM

live feed: http://www.wftv.com/s/zimmerman-livestream/

I love it that the court reporter can't type what she's saying.....

Lichen · 06-26-2013, 11:54 AM

Serious question, does she have downs syndrome or something?

kane · 06-26-2013, 12:02 PM

I'm not watching it, but I read about it last night and apparently Zimmerman's attorney did not do a very good job with his opening statement. I read that he opened with a joke which bombed, but I wasn't sure if that was true or not.

Rochard · 06-26-2013, 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by kane

I'm not watching it, but I read about it last night and apparently Zimmerman's attorney did not do a very good job with his opening statement. I read that he opened with a joke which bombed, but I wasn't sure if that was true or not.

He did. It was a knock knock joke. It wasn't even funny.

The prosecution's first words were "fucking punks", which was a term that it seems they believe Zimmerman used often.

Don't care, Zimmerman is guilty. No matter what he followed the kid, intimidated the kid, and the kid had done nothing wrong. Period. The kid wasn't even armed and wasn't committing any crime other than having a bag of skittles. Guilty as sin.

J. Falcon · 06-26-2013, 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by kane

I'm not watching it, but I read about it last night and apparently Zimmerman's attorney did not do a very good job with his opening statement. I read that he opened with a joke which bombed, but I wasn't sure if that was true or not.

Yes, it was true. Opened nonchalantly with a joke. Plus they said he put on weight which isn't good for the trail, since it shows he is big enough to have defended himself without using a gun.

mineistaken · 06-26-2013, 12:11 PM

Free Zimmerman

kane · 06-26-2013, 12:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

He did. It was a knock knock joke. It wasn't even funny.

The prosecution's first words were "fucking punks", which was a term that it seems they believe Zimmerman used often.

Don't care, Zimmerman is guilty. No matter what he followed the kid, intimidated the kid, and the kid had done nothing wrong. Period. The kid wasn't even armed and wasn't committing any crime other than having a bag of skittles. Guilty as sin.

To me Zimmerman is at fault for what happened. I just wonder if they will be able to convict him of second degree murder. I wonder if the jury can find him guilty or a lesser charge or if it is second degree murder or nothing at all.

Google Expert · 06-26-2013, 12:19 PM

"Rachel Jeantel is 19 and will be a high school senior next year."

Take a good look at her America. Your taxpayer money is paying for her education.

The defense is gonna troll her into a chimpout

Marcus Aurelius · 06-26-2013, 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

Don't care, Zimmerman is guilty. No matter what he followed the kid, intimidated the kid, and the kid had done nothing wrong. Period. The kid wasn't even armed and wasn't committing any crime other than having a bag of skittles. Guilty as sin.

Lichen · 06-26-2013, 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

He did. It was a knock knock joke. It wasn't even funny.

The prosecution's first words were "fucking punks", which was a term that it seems they believe Zimmerman used often.

Don't care, Zimmerman is guilty. No matter what he followed the kid, intimidated the kid, and the kid had done nothing wrong. Period. The kid wasn't even armed and wasn't committing any crime other than having a bag of skittles. Guilty as sin.

I hope you are trolling. No one is this stupid.

All the real evidence disagrees with you.

mineistaken · 06-26-2013, 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Marcus Aurelius

Its good that at least somebody is taking a stand against these "fucking punks"

Webmaster Advertising · 06-26-2013, 12:30 PM

His joke wasn't meant to be 'funny' it was more a statement relating to how everyone and their dog has already one way or the other, made up their mind about Zimmermans innocence or guilt in this trial.

Part of being on Jury duty is the ability to have and open mind, relating to the facts of the case presented.

This case has already been tried in the court of public opinion making it a slam dunk if found guilty, he will be let off on appeal.

topsiteking · 06-26-2013, 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Getsu

"Rachel Jeantel is 19 and will be a high school senior next year."

Take a good look at her America. Your taxpayer money is paying for her education.

The defense is gonna troll her into a chimpout

Truth.

dillonaire · 06-26-2013, 12:31 PM

Zimmerman gained a shit ton of weight. Holy Fuck Balls is he fat now. He is close to 300lbs!!! Guilt is one hell of a monkey on your back.

Scott McD · 06-26-2013, 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Lichen

Serious question, does she have downs syndrome or something?

Holy shit!

Google Expert · 06-26-2013, 12:38 PM

This is so painful to watch, shes so dumb it hurts.

GFED · 06-26-2013, 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Getsu

This is so painful to watch, shes so dumb it hurts.

Even the two black guys behind the father in the audience are laughing at her.

Verbal · 06-26-2013, 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Getsu

This is so painful to watch, shes so dumb it hurts.

It's brutal ... I can't stop watching.

_Richard_ · 06-26-2013, 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by kane

I'm not watching it, but I read about it last night and apparently Zimmerman's attorney did not do a very good job with his opening statement. I read that he opened with a joke which bombed, but I wasn't sure if that was true or not.

a knock knock joke. followed up with 'what's wrong with you people, im funny'

no joke.

Tom_PM · 06-26-2013, 12:51 PM

They need to be much more careful with her and it's also going to be VERY hard to think of her as anything other than an innocent kid who is not very bright.

The fact that they're trying to pin her on times and dates is a sign of desperation IMHO. She spoke to him until there was a scuffle. They don't really need to know much of anything else from her, yet he's asking her about if her involvement is because it was a racial thing and whatnot.

Personally, I feel that the longer she is on the stand, the worse it is for Zimmerman's side. They can't gain anything from her.

Google Expert · 06-26-2013, 12:51 PM

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It's brutal ... I can't stop watching.

I have shit to do but i'm not going anywhere--this is the BEST thing I have seen on the tv in years......riveting

I have never seen anything like this. Even in the OJ trial.

Lichen · 06-26-2013, 12:54 PM

Even blaque people on twitter think she's an idiot.

"GET DIS DUMB B1TCH OFF DA STAND PLEASE! "

Lichen · 06-26-2013, 12:55 PM

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They need to be much more careful with her and it's also going to be VERY hard to think of her as anything other than an innocent kid who is not very bright.

The fact that they're trying to pin her on times and dates is a sign of desperation IMHO. She spoke to him until there was a scuffle. They don't really need to know much of anything else from her, yet he's asking her about if her involvement is because it was a racial thing and whatnot.

Personally, I feel that the longer she is on the stand, the worse it is for Zimmerman's side. They can't gain anything from her.

She can't follow a simple timeline, but she knows exactly when something happened. She's acting. When she slows down and utters each word slowly, that's the stuff they coached her on.

Tom_PM · 06-26-2013, 01:03 PM

Can't follow a timeline? She spoke to him in the 7/11 and he got caught in the rain and then they "talked around" (bullshitted) and then he had made it to the mail place. What's hard about this timeline? Only a lawyer for the other side thinks there's trouble with this timeline, lol. Come on. This kid is dumb, but could win an oscar for acting? She's just a kid.

No conspiracies here folks, just a 19 year old who happened to talk to a kid who got killed.

Tom_PM · 06-26-2013, 01:05 PM

Hell, they're taking some unknown amount of time (I'm busy working) but I guess a half hour now(?) on this conversation with a lawyer and the parents. What's the conspiracy with this? lol A three way phone call that somehow means Zimmerman didn't murder Martin? They're just trying to make her look guilty of something. She was on the phone with the kid right before he was murdered. Pretty simple.

topsiteking · 06-26-2013, 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by PR_Tom

Can't follow a timeline? She spoke to him in the 7/11 and he got caught in the rain and then they "talked around" (bullshitted) and then he had made it to the mail place. What's hard about this timeline? Only a lawyer for the other side thinks there's trouble with this timeline, lol. Come on. This kid is dumb, but could win an oscar for acting? She's just a kid.

No conspiracies here folks, just a 19 year old who happened to talk to a kid who got killed.

Agree.
The rain caught him!

Just Alex · 06-26-2013, 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Getsu

"Rachel Jeantel is 19 and will be a high school senior next year."

Take a good look at her America. Your taxpayer money is paying for her education.

The defense is gonna troll her into a chimpout

Give sista a break. She probably got pregnant twice and had to take some time off from school.

CIVMatt · 06-26-2013, 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

He did. It was a knock knock joke. It wasn't even funny.

The prosecution's first words were "fucking punks", which was a term that it seems they believe Zimmerman used often.

Don't care, Zimmerman is guilty. No matter what he followed the kid, intimidated the kid, and the kid had done nothing wrong. Period. The kid wasn't even armed and wasn't committing any crime other than having a bag of skittles. Guilty as sin.

Love ya but wrong... every bit of evidence points towards Zimmerman being in the clear. The prosecution is simply throwing guesses around and will overreach for murder2.

Even the local media here is tweeting out that the jury is obviously annoyed and bored with the prosecutions "star" witness.

Zimmerman will walk, this case is just a waste of time for public appearance.

bronco67 · 06-26-2013, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

He did. It was a knock knock joke. It wasn't even funny.

The prosecution's first words were "fucking punks", which was a term that it seems they believe Zimmerman used often.

Don't care, Zimmerman is guilty. No matter what he followed the kid, intimidated the kid, and the kid had done nothing wrong. Period. The kid wasn't even armed and wasn't committing any crime other than having a bag of skittles. Guilty as sin.

Exactly. I don't know how anyone can claim self defense when they instigated the situation. Zimmerman was the one screaming help in the audio, because he's a little bitch who needed a gun to fight.

If he wasn't carrying a gun, he would have lost a fight to a 16 year old kid and that would be the end of it.

SuckOnThis · 06-26-2013, 01:21 PM

Doesnt matter, she is not the one on trial, she is a witness and the only thing the jury will take from her is Martin saying this guy is following me and the defense is attempting to dilute that and make her not credible. All the neighbors testified that they believe it was Zimmerman on top of Martin and Martin was screaming for help, very damaging to Zimmerman as they have no reason to lie.

mardigras · 06-26-2013, 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

He did. It was a knock knock joke. It wasn't even funny.

And it came off as an insult to the jury. Horrible way to start your case.

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Originally Posted by Rochard

Don't care, Zimmerman is guilty. No matter what he followed the kid,

That's it in a nutshell... the 911 tape where they tell him not to follow him is going to be a major obstacle in the defense's case.

L-Pink · 06-26-2013, 01:34 PM

If the deceased wasn't black this trial wouldn't be taking place.

topsiteking · 06-26-2013, 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

If the deceased wasn't black this trial wouldn't be taking place.

Yup...At least not to this state.

Webmaster Advertising · 06-26-2013, 01:38 PM

So what happens when this chick is impeached?

kane · 06-26-2013, 01:38 PM

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And it came off as an insult to the jury. Horrible way to start your case.

That's it in a nutshell... the 911 tape where they tell him not to follow him is going to be a major obstacle in the defense's case.

For me the entire trial comes down to how the altercation between Martin and Zimmerman started. Zimmerman clearly followed Martin and at some point the two came together. How that happened and how the fight between them started is key.

If Zimmerman can convince the jury that Martin was the aggressor and he was just defending himself he will likely get off. If he can't do that he is in trouble.

The thing that could save him is that it is second degree murder they are trying to prove. My understanding is that they have to prove that Zimmerman intended to do harm to Martin even if he didn't mean to kill him. That might be hard to do.

The bottom line is that Zimmerman is responsible for Martin's death. Had he just gotten back in his car and went to meet the police like he said he was going to do this would have never happened. He chose to pursue Martin and that pursuit ended in death. I think, had he been charged with manslaughter, this case would be a slam dunk and Zimmerman might have even cut a deal, but because they went for second degree murder it leaves him a window.

Tofu · 06-26-2013, 01:43 PM

I knew this thread was coming. I was watching the cross examination with my head in my hands, thinking, "GFY is going to have a field day, with Mongo on the stand."

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

If the deceased wasn't black this trial wouldn't be taking place.

True.

Google Expert · 06-26-2013, 01:46 PM

Its over, Zimmerman is free.

I suggest you go buy some ammo.

pornguy · 06-26-2013, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Lichen

Serious question, does she have downs syndrome or something?

No. thats a classic sign of someone thinking and typically lying.

topsiteking · 06-26-2013, 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by pornguy

No. thats a classic sign of someone thinking and typically lying.

She seems to be good at the lies...Not so much the thinking.

Webmaster Advertising · 06-26-2013, 02:10 PM

Its unfortunate, she could be a REALLY good witness for both sides, if it wasn't for the fact she was educated in our school system and believes what she watches on television shows is real

Tom_PM · 06-26-2013, 02:12 PM

So what do the resident GFY experts think she's lied about so far?

She said it sounded like Trayvon and that it could have been him and that he had that kind of voice. Thats a "lie" to a lawyer for Zimmerman, but to who else? lol

SuckOnThis · 06-26-2013, 02:13 PM

Yes obviously a terrible witness, almost as bad as Zimmermans Attorneys. I wouldnt want these guys representing me on a jaywalking ticket let alone a murder trial.

Tom_PM · 06-26-2013, 02:13 PM

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Its unfortunate, she could be a REALLY good witness for both sides, if it wasn't for the fact she was educated in our school system and believes what she watches on television shows is real

She referred to the TV show The First 48 which is a documentary show on A&E, not a drama. If that's what you meant anyway. She probably also could have said "Sir, when you're guilty of being black in America, you do NOT call the police."

GFED · 06-26-2013, 02:23 PM

brassmonkey · 06-26-2013, 02:25 PM

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GregE · 06-26-2013, 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by kane

For me the entire trial comes down to how the altercation between Martin and Zimmerman started. Zimmerman clearly followed Martin and at some point the two came together. How that happened and how the fight between them started is key.

If Zimmerman can convince the jury that Martin was the aggressor and he was just defending himself he will likely get off. If he can't do that he is in trouble.

That's the way I see it too.

It's all going to come down to who the jury thinks threw the first punch.

Everything else is peripheral.

baddog · 06-26-2013, 02:33 PM

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His joke wasn't meant to be 'funny' it was more a statement relating to how everyone and their dog has already one way or the other, made up their mind about Zimmermans innocence or guilt in this trial.

Part of being on Jury duty is the ability to have and open mind, relating to the facts of the case presented.

This case has already been tried in the court of public opinion making it a slam dunk if found guilty, he will be let off on appeal.

Too many don't get it.

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Originally Posted by pornguy

No. thats a classic sign of someone thinking and typically lying.

Pretty much.

mardigras · 06-26-2013, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by pornguy

No. thats a classic sign of someone thinking and typically lying.

A while back I saw a body language expert say that looking down or to the side while thinking is more indicative of someone trying to come up with a lie, while looking upwards is more indicative of someone actually trying to recall something.

Just Alex · 06-26-2013, 03:16 PM

I love Skittles

_Richard_ · 06-26-2013, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by mardigras

A while back I saw a body language expert say that looking down or to the side while thinking is more indicative of someone trying to come up with a lie, while looking upwards is more indicative of someone actually trying to recall something.

furthermore, when you get into the science of 'body language / facial language' it becomes extremely individualistic

so, a person in florida compared to a person in vancouver, canada would not have the same 'characteristics of body language', as the locations/social developments would be disconnected.. same with two people from the same city.. depending on the individual, different things could mean different things

but, that really gets in the way of calling the fat black? chick a liar

06-26-2013, 11:47 AM	#1
Marcus Aurelius No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 14,809	Anyone watching Zimmerman trial? Mass comedy alert live feed: http://www.wftv.com/s/zimmerman-livestream/ I love it that the court reporter can't type what she's saying.....

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Tom_PM Porn Meister Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 16,443	They need to be much more careful with her and it's also going to be VERY hard to think of her as anything other than an innocent kid who is not very bright. The fact that they're trying to pin her on times and dates is a sign of desperation IMHO. She spoke to him until there was a scuffle. They don't really need to know much of anything else from her, yet he's asking her about if her involvement is because it was a racial thing and whatnot. Personally, I feel that the longer she is on the stand, the worse it is for Zimmerman's side. They can't gain anything from her. __________________ 43-922-863 Shut up and play your guitar.

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Tom_PM Porn Meister Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 16,443	Can't follow a timeline? She spoke to him in the 7/11 and he got caught in the rain and then they "talked around" (bullshitted) and then he had made it to the mail place. What's hard about this timeline? Only a lawyer for the other side thinks there's trouble with this timeline, lol. Come on. This kid is dumb, but could win an oscar for acting? She's just a kid. No conspiracies here folks, just a 19 year old who happened to talk to a kid who got killed. __________________ 43-922-863 Shut up and play your guitar.

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Tom_PM Porn Meister Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 16,443	Hell, they're taking some unknown amount of time (I'm busy working) but I guess a half hour now(?) on this conversation with a lawyer and the parents. What's the conspiracy with this? lol A three way phone call that somehow means Zimmerman didn't murder Martin? They're just trying to make her look guilty of something. She was on the phone with the kid right before he was murdered. Pretty simple. __________________ 43-922-863 Shut up and play your guitar.

06-26-2013, 11:54 AM	#2
Lichen Tube Master Industry Role: Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,639	Serious question, does she have downs syndrome or something?

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kane Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: portland, OR Posts: 20,684	I'm not watching it, but I read about it last night and apparently Zimmerman's attorney did not do a very good job with his opening statement. I read that he opened with a joke which bombed, but I wasn't sure if that was true or not.

06-26-2013, 12:11 PM	#6
mineistaken See signature :) Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: ICQ 363 097 773 Posts: 29,656	Free Zimmerman

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Google Expert Webmaster Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 14,295	"Rachel Jeantel is 19 and will be a high school senior next year." Take a good look at her America. Your taxpayer money is paying for her education. The defense is gonna troll her into a chimpout

06-26-2013, 12:30 PM	#12
Webmaster Advertising So Fucking Banned Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 1,360	His joke wasn't meant to be 'funny' it was more a statement relating to how everyone and their dog has already one way or the other, made up their mind about Zimmermans innocence or guilt in this trial. Part of being on Jury duty is the ability to have and open mind, relating to the facts of the case presented. This case has already been tried in the court of public opinion making it a slam dunk if found guilty, he will be let off on appeal.

06-26-2013, 12:38 PM	#16
Google Expert Webmaster Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 14,295	This is so painful to watch, shes so dumb it hurts.

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Lichen Tube Master Industry Role: Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,639	Even blaque people on twitter think she's an idiot. "GET DIS DUMB B1TCH OFF DA STAND PLEASE! "

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SuckOnThis So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: In my head Posts: 6,844	Doesnt matter, she is not the one on trial, she is a witness and the only thing the jury will take from her is Martin saying this guy is following me and the defense is attempting to dilute that and make her not credible. All the neighbors testified that they believe it was Zimmerman on top of Martin and Martin was screaming for help, very damaging to Zimmerman as they have no reason to lie.

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L-Pink working on my tan Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Florida/Kentucky Posts: 39,152	If the deceased wasn't black this trial wouldn't be taking place.

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Webmaster Advertising So Fucking Banned Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 1,360	So what happens when this chick is impeached?

06-26-2013, 01:46 PM	#37
Google Expert Webmaster Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 14,295	Its over, Zimmerman is free. I suggest you go buy some ammo.

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Webmaster Advertising So Fucking Banned Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 1,360	Its unfortunate, she could be a REALLY good witness for both sides, if it wasn't for the fact she was educated in our school system and believes what she watches on television shows is real

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Tom_PM Porn Meister Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 16,443	So what do the resident GFY experts think she's lied about so far? She said it sounded like Trayvon and that it could have been him and that he had that kind of voice. Thats a "lie" to a lawyer for Zimmerman, but to who else? lol __________________ 43-922-863 Shut up and play your guitar.

06-26-2013, 02:13 PM	#42
SuckOnThis So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: In my head Posts: 6,844	Yes obviously a terrible witness, almost as bad as Zimmermans Attorneys. I wouldnt want these guys representing me on a jaywalking ticket let alone a murder trial.

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