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jmk · 06-27-2013, 05:58 PM

http://www.xbiz.com/news/165577

Hustler Announces New Parody, 'This Ain't Game of Thrones XXX'

BEVERLY HILLS, Calif. ? Hustler video has revealed its next parody, ?This Ain?t Games of Thrones XXX,? based on the whimsical HBO series.

Set to be directed by Axel Braun, the film will riff on the politics, sex and struggles of the Seven Kingdoms. It is slated to go into production in the fall and release in early 2014.

?The blood of royalty runs hot and sultry, indeed, in ?This Ain?t Game of Thrones XXX,?? the studio said.

The film will be available on DVD and Blue Ray. Casting news and updates will be forthcoming, the studio said.

mikesouth · 06-27-2013, 06:02 PM

ok is it just me are have porners beaten that fucking parody dead horse long enough....just sayin....

Sarah_Jayne · 06-27-2013, 06:05 PM

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Originally Posted by mikesouth

ok is it just me are have porners beaten that fucking parody dead horse long enough....just sayin....

Just you.

They still make money so there is life in that horse.

deltav · 06-27-2013, 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by mikesouth

ok is it just me are have porners beaten that fucking parody dead horse long enough....just sayin....

Yup, it's well-worn territory for sure. Not like the industry's coming up with any other new brilliant ideas tho, this is what stagnation looks like.

SilentKnight · 06-27-2013, 06:20 PM

Still keepin' my fingers crossed for Bimbo Bowlers From Buffalo: The Sequel.

bronco67 · 06-27-2013, 06:21 PM

Really a missed opportunity by not calling it Game of Bones.

Colmike9 · 06-27-2013, 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by bronco67

Really a missed opportunity by not calling it Game of Bones.

Whatever happened to good parody names like 'The Sopornos', 'Womb Raider', 'Honey, I blew... Everybody', 'Pulp Friction' etc..? Now it's just 'Movie name: a parody'..

bronco67 · 06-28-2013, 05:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Colmike7

Whatever happened to good parody names like 'The Sopornos', 'Womb Raider', 'Honey, I blew... Everybody', 'Pulp Friction' etc..? Now it's just 'Movie name: a parody'..

What I want to know is how do they get away with using the exact name of the original.

pimpmaster9000 · 06-28-2013, 05:48 AM

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Originally Posted by bronco67

What I want to know is how do they get away with using the exact name of the original.

"this AINT the sopranos"

seeandsee · 06-28-2013, 05:55 AM

Can we see samples now

Klen · 06-28-2013, 06:20 AM

How can you parody something what already is some sort of porn

John-ACWM · 06-28-2013, 06:50 AM

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Originally Posted by bronco67

Really a missed opportunity by not calling it Game of Bones.

Rebel D · 06-28-2013, 07:55 AM

Is there going to be a midget?

RebelR · 06-28-2013, 07:57 AM

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Originally Posted by KlenTelaris

How can you parody something what already is some sort of porn

They will just have less story

_Richard_ · 06-28-2013, 07:57 AM

good luck trying to make this a parody

basically porn already lol

TheSquealer · 06-28-2013, 07:58 AM

So fucking weak and a great example of why these companies have suffered so much in the last 10 years. Not because Internet killed magazines, but because they were a one trick pony to begin with.

Step 1: Piggy back anothers creative idea and do so horribly
Step 2: Wait until one of the cast members gets a DUI and offer them 1,000,000 to do a bukkake scene... and try to beat Steve Hirsch to it.

2MuchMark · 06-28-2013, 09:27 AM

Porn Parody makers NEVER get to complain that mainstream Hollywood has run out of original ideas.

JFK · 06-28-2013, 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by **********

Porn Parody makers NEVER get to complain that mainstream Hollywood has run out of original ideas.

marcop · 06-28-2013, 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by KlenTelaris

How can you parody something what already is some sort of porn

There are plenty of hot, mainstream actresses running around naked in the original, so why would anyone want to see a bunch of skanky porn chicks running around naked in the parody?

IDM Marketing Guy · 06-28-2013, 02:00 PM

YOu'd think the big boys would have more creativity

ReggieDurango · 06-28-2013, 02:23 PM

I had this idea first! hustler, how dare you steal my original idea?

PromoterX · 06-28-2013, 04:39 PM

So fuck them and then slit their throat. Ok.

Sarah_Jayne · 06-28-2013, 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Rebel D

Is there going to be a midget?

We were talking about that in the office. I hope so.

Sarah_Jayne · 06-28-2013, 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by _Richard_

good luck trying to make this a parody

basically porn already lol

basically but not fully...that's where we come in..lol

fbberotic · 07-03-2013, 03:54 AM

hope to see some female midget porn...

06-27-2013, 05:58 PM	#1
jmk Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 5,391	Brace Yourselves the Sluts are coming! http://www.xbiz.com/news/165577 Hustler Announces New Parody, 'This Ain't Game of Thrones XXX' BEVERLY HILLS, Calif. ? Hustler video has revealed its next parody, ?This Ain?t Games of Thrones XXX,? based on the whimsical HBO series. Set to be directed by Axel Braun, the film will riff on the politics, sex and struggles of the Seven Kingdoms. It is slated to go into production in the fall and release in early 2014. ?The blood of royalty runs hot and sultry, indeed, in ?This Ain?t Game of Thrones XXX,?? the studio said. The film will be available on DVD and Blue Ray. Casting news and updates will be forthcoming, the studio said.

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TheSquealer BANNED Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: In Your Head Posts: 25,153	So fucking weak and a great example of why these companies have suffered so much in the last 10 years. Not because Internet killed magazines, but because they were a one trick pony to begin with. Step 1: Piggy back anothers creative idea and do so horribly Step 2: Wait until one of the cast members gets a DUI and offer them 1,000,000 to do a bukkake scene... and try to beat Steve Hirsch to it. __________________ . Yes, fewer illegal immigrants working equates to more job opportunities for American citizens. Rochard Last edited by TheSquealer; 06-28-2013 at 08:09 AM..

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