Las Vegas strip club, any recommendations?

[Validus]

I am sure you guys can help with this. I am looking for a fun strip club that isn?t priced to kill. My significant other is in Vegas for the first time and wants to go.

[Milfer]

yes I have one:

































Go fuck yourself

[freecartoonporn]

yes, the one which is around the corner.

[Robbie]

The Palomino Club.
The only full nude/full liquor strip club in Vegas. Hot girls, full nudity, drinks, fantasy VIP rooms upstairs. It's been there since 1969 so it's grandfathered in from all the stupid rules that make every other strip club in town so lame.

It was the club that had it's own Playboy Channel reality show: "King Of Clubs".

When you get here you'll hear the hype for Speamint Rhino, Sapphires, etc.
But they are all way overpriced and cold "corporate" type clubs. And you can get more action out of girls at a regular night club dancing with you than the girls at those clubs are legally allowed to do (they have to wear TWO thongs, can't get within 6 inches of your crotch when table dancing, etc., etc.)

If you want to spend a lot of money and get...nothing...then go to those clubs. If you want to have a good time, see some pussy AND have liquor at the same time go to The Palomino.

http://palominoclublv.com/

[Validus]

Originally Posted by Robbie

The Palomino Club.
The only full nude/full liquor strip club in Vegas. Hot girls, full nudity, drinks, fantasy VIP rooms upstairs. It's been there since 1969 so it's grandfathered in from all the stupid rules that make every other strip club in town so lame.

It was the club that had it's own Playboy Channel reality show: "King Of Clubs".

When you get here you'll hear the hype for Speamint Rhino, Sapphires, etc.
But they are all way overpriced and cold "corporate" type clubs. And you can get more action out of girls at a regular night club dancing with you than the girls at those clubs are legally allowed to do (they have to wear TWO thongs, can't get within 6 inches of your crotch when table dancing, etc., etc.)

If you want to spend a lot of money and get...nothing...then go to those clubs. If you want to have a good time, see some pussy AND have liquor at the same time go to The Palomino.

http://palominoclublv.com/

This is great. Thank you! Thank you very much

[just a punk]

Originally Posted by Robbie

The only full nude/full liquor strip club in Vegas

Wow, is that for true? I mean the "full nudity" thing. Here in Moscow all strip clubs are about full nudity. Furthermore, 90% of those strip clubs allow you to "temporarily lay off" a dancer and get laid with her. I didn't know that's a rare thing in Vegas

[NaughtyRob]

In Vegas its like this: topless strip clubs serve liquor. Full nude cannot serve liquor except for the Palamino.

[Robbie]

Originally Posted by CyberSEO

Wow, is that for true? I mean the "full nudity" thing. Here in Moscow all strip clubs are about full nudity. Furthermore, 90% of those strip clubs allow you to "temporarily lay off" a dancer and get laid with her. I didn't know that's a rare thing in Vegas

Yeah, I've been to strip clubs in other parts of the world...most are not only full nudity, but also "touch". Which means you can suck their tits, play with their ass and pussy.

But here in the United States? The "free" country? Nope. Our govt. tells consenting adults what they can and can't do. That's why we are so "free" and you are not.

[just a punk]

Originally Posted by Robbie

Yeah, I've been to strip clubs in other parts of the world...most are not only full nudity, but also "touch". Which means you can suck their tits, play with their ass and pussy.

Of course you can do it when a stripper dances for you. Actually this is why you have to put a tip into her stocking or garter. Otherwise there is no reason to spent your money. IMHO.

Originally Posted by Robbie

But here in the United States? The "free" country? Nope. Our govt. tells consenting adults what they can and can't do. That's why we are so "free" and you are not.

I've been to the USA for a several times but I've never visited strip clubs there. Now I think it was a good idea to avoid then

[Robbie]

Yeah, here in the U.S. the people allow the govt. to treat them like children.

Didn't use to be that way, but we have regressed instead of moving forward.

Back in the 1970's, 1980's and part of the 1990's you could still go into most strip clubs in the U.S. and have a really good time.

But somewhere along the line the govt. decided that it was necessary to make sure that people weren't having fun and damn sure better not be doing anything remotely sexual.

Dude...they even have laws that say women can't PRETEND to be doing anything sexual onstage (like taking a dildo and putting it between their thighs or sucking it).
Fucking insane isn't it?

[just a punk]

Originally Posted by Robbie

Dude...they even have laws that say women can't PRETEND to be doing anything sexual onstage (like taking a dildo and putting it between their thighs or sucking it).
Fucking insane isn't it?

I thought that strip clubs are private institutions that can do everything they want if it's not illegal. I mean if it's not illegal to touch a legal aged girl (if she agree of course) or let her do whatever she want (dance naked, use dildo or anything else). That is a private club territory and those are adults that can do anything they want if it does not hurt others. Am I wrong?

For example unlike the USA, gay parades are still not officially allowed here (not illegal, but you just can't get a permission for that). This is because these parades really hurt. Most part of people here a heterosexual and they are very negative to gays. So such parades are always end up with some one beaten. This is not good and the local govt. prefer to forbid these things rather than deal with brawls. On the other hand, there is a ton of gay clubs in Moscow. So if you (not you personally, Robbie) are a gay, you can go there and do everything you want (dance, have a sex with other gays etc) because these places are private and govt. don't give a shit on what's going on inside.

As far as I know this (the gay parade thing) is one of the most promoted "proofs" that my country is not free.

[Robbie]

Originally Posted by CyberSEO

I thought that strip clubs are private institutions that can do everything they want if it's not illegal. I mean if it's not illegal to touch a legal aged girl (if she agree of course) or let her do whatever she want (dance naked, use dildo or anything else). That is a private club territory and those are adults that can do anything they want if it does not hurt others. Am I wrong?

Not here in the U.S.

For some reason people allow the local govt.'s to treat them like children and tell them what they can and can't do.

Our religious nuts in this country have made "obscenity" laws everywhere. And even PRETENDING to do something that could be construed as sex (like sucking a dildo or a banana) at a strip club is illegal in Vegas and most places.

Here in Vegas they send out squads of undercover "vice" cops to pretend to be customers at the strip clubs. And they will get dances all night long from the girls. And they beg the girls to meet with them after work.

Then at the end of the night they call all the girls to the office and the cops take back all the money they paid for the dances!!! And THEN...if a girl said "yes" to going home with one of them after work...she goes to jail for prostitution. And all the girls who danced "too close" get a ticket that has to be paid in court for $1,400!!!

That's how "free" we are here. And that is here in Las Vegas...the supposed "Sin City" (what a joke).

[just a punk]

Originally Posted by Robbie

Then at the end of the night they call all the girls to the office and the cops take back all the money they paid for the dances!!! And THEN...if a girl said "yes" to going home with one of them after work...she goes to jail for prostitution. And all the girls who danced "too close" get a ticket that has to be paid in court for $1,400!!!

Yes, I do agree. That's just insane

Even in the USSR times prostitution wasn't illegal here. I don't want to say that it's a serious indicator of the freedom, but anyways. The adults must have a right to do anything they want to themselves if their actions do not disturb others. This is the main principle of liberalism

[scubadiver626]

Go to Thailand, way more fun!

[just a punk]

Originally Posted by scubadiver626

Go to Thailand, way more fun!

...and diseases

[slapass]

Wasn't like this in 2006. Has it changed that much in a few years?

[poncabare]

cheetahs

[AsianDivaGirlsWebDude]

Bah on strippers...cut to the chase and hire a hooker instead!



For the cost of a tetanus shot, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas!



ADG

[Robbie]

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Bah on strippers...cut to the chase and hire a hooker instead!

ADG

Except THAT is illegal in Vegas as well.

Prostitution is ONLY legal in certain counties and ONLY in a brothel. And testing for STD's has been a requirement since 1937.

But it's not legal in Las Vegas (part of Clark Country):
Officials in Las Vegas convinced the legislature in 1971 to pass a law prohibiting the legalization of prostitution in counties with a population above a certain threshold, tailored to apply only to Clark County

Just more examples of the govt. interfering in people's lives in ways that it has NO business being involved in. A bunch of busybodies who have nothing better to do than put their nose in other people's business and treat adults like kids.

[pornmasta]

Originally Posted by CyberSEO

Wow, is that for true? I mean the "full nudity" thing. Here in Moscow all strip clubs are about full nudity. Furthermore, 90% of those strip clubs allow you to "temporarily lay off" a dancer and get laid with her. I didn't know that's a rare thing in Vegas

[pornmasta]

Originally Posted by Robbie

Back in the 1970's, 1980's and part of the 1990's you could still go into most strip clubs in the U.S. and have a really good time.

yeah, the 90's:

[AsianDivaGirlsWebDude]

Originally Posted by Robbie

Except THAT is illegal in Vegas as well.

Prostitution is ONLY legal in certain counties and ONLY in a brothel. And testing for STD's has been a requirement since 1937.

But it's not legal in Las Vegas (part of Clark Country):
Officials in Las Vegas convinced the legislature in 1971 to pass a law prohibiting the legalization of prostitution in counties with a population above a certain threshold, tailored to apply only to Clark County

Just more examples of the govt. interfering in people's lives in ways that it has NO business being involved in. A bunch of busybodies who have nothing better to do than put their nose in other people's business and treat adults like kids.

Like I said...

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Bah on strippers...cut to the chase and hire a hooker instead!

ADG

[pornmasta]

Originally Posted by CyberSEO

Even in the USSR times prostitution wasn't illegal here.

really ?

[just a punk]

Originally Posted by pornmasta

really ?

Yes there is no article for that in both Soviet and modern Russian criminal codes. Pimping is illegal, but not prostitution.

[Validus]

Went to the Palomino, but my lady felt overdressed. Drove to the Sapphire, and the bouncer in the parking lot was a douche bag – no valet?!? So we drove to the Crazy Horse, but all tables were reserved. The place was empty.

Maybe I am getting too old for this crap?!

[fuzebox]

Originally Posted by Robbie

The Palomino Club.
The only full nude/full liquor strip club in Vegas. Hot girls, full nudity, drinks, fantasy VIP rooms upstairs. It's been there since 1969 so it's grandfathered in from all the stupid rules that make every other strip club in town so lame.

It was the club that had it's own Playboy Channel reality show: "King Of Clubs".

When you get here you'll hear the hype for Speamint Rhino, Sapphires, etc.
But they are all way overpriced and cold "corporate" type clubs. And you can get more action out of girls at a regular night club dancing with you than the girls at those clubs are legally allowed to do (they have to wear TWO thongs, can't get within 6 inches of your crotch when table dancing, etc., etc.)

If you want to spend a lot of money and get...nothing...then go to those clubs. If you want to have a good time, see some pussy AND have liquor at the same time go to The Palomino.

http://palominoclublv.com/

Hot girls these days and some decent private dance action from what I hear

[MrBottomTooth]

Originally Posted by CyberSEO

Of course you can do it when a stripper dances for you. Actually this is why you have to put a tip into her stocking or garter. Otherwise there is no reason to spent your money. IMHO.


I've been to the USA for a several times but I've never visited strip clubs there. Now I think it was a good idea to avoid then

Pretty sure its a state thing, right? There are still places you can go in the us to get a full nude dance and be served alcohol I think.

Pretty ironic that it would be vegas of all places that was affected by a law like that...the place where groups of mexicans stand on every corner handing out cards advertising hot girls to your room for $69. (Which somehow changes to about $700 when you actually call them)

[mineistaken]

Originally Posted by Robbie

The Palomino Club.
The only full nude/full liquor strip club in Vegas. Hot girls, full nudity, drinks, fantasy VIP rooms upstairs. It's been there since 1969 so it's grandfathered in from all the stupid rules that make every other strip club in town so lame.

It was the club that had it's own Playboy Channel reality show: "King Of Clubs".

When you get here you'll hear the hype for Speamint Rhino, Sapphires, etc.
But they are all way overpriced and cold "corporate" type clubs. And you can get more action out of girls at a regular night club dancing with you than the girls at those clubs are legally allowed to do (they have to wear TWO thongs, can't get within 6 inches of your crotch when table dancing, etc., etc.)

If you want to spend a lot of money and get...nothing...then go to those clubs. If you want to have a good time, see some pussy AND have liquor at the same time go to The Palomino.

http://palominoclublv.com/

There are strip clubs without liquor in Vegas? :

[just a punk]

[QUOTE=MrBottomTooth;19726029the place where groups of mexicans stand on every corner handing out cards advertising hot girls to your room for $69. (Which somehow changes to about $700 when you actually call them)[/QUOTE]
Yes I've seen that. At the end of the day, the Strip gets covered with a thick coat of those "escort" cards.

[mineistaken]

Originally Posted by NaughtyRob

In Vegas its like this: topless strip clubs serve liquor. Full nude cannot serve liquor except for the Palamino.

And people go to strip clubs where alcohol is not served?

And how come Palamino is above the law?

[mineistaken]

Originally Posted by CyberSEO

Most part of people here a heterosexual

Percentage of heterosexual people is +- similar everywhere. Its pretty stupid to think otherwise. Just because gays are more open and less hated in certain countries does not mean that these countries have bigger percentage of people who are gay. Its just that they are more seen in public.

[Robbie]

Originally Posted by mineistaken

There are strip clubs without liquor in Vegas? :

Yes, any club that has full nudity can not have liquor in Vegas. They charge a big cover charge and then you buy $10 water or soda.

The full nude/no alcohol clubs are "Little Darlings" and "The Can Can Room"

Only The Palomino has beer and liquor with full nudity in Vegas (I think it may be the only one on the entire west coast even though Vegas is not near the ocean) and the only reason is because it has been in continuous operation since 1969 (back when people had a lot more freedom in this country)

[mineistaken]

Originally Posted by Robbie

and the only reason is because it has been in continuous operation since 1969 (back when people had a lot more freedom in this country)

I don't get it, why is that relevant? If you pass the law that it is illegal to have nudity + drinks it should apply to every club. What operation start date has to do with that?

When countries pass a law that it is illegal to smoke inside restaurants it applies to every restaurant, does not matter its operation start date, lol.

[Robbie]

Originally Posted by mineistaken

I don't get it, why is that relevant? If you pass the law that it is illegal to have nudity + drinks it should apply to every club. What operation start date has to do with that?

When countries pass a law that it is illegal to smoke inside restaurants it applies to every restaurant, does not matter its operation start date, lol.

Because it isn't a federal law. It's a local ordinance and some businesses are "Grandfathered" in under ordinances.

That's why The Riviera on Las Vegas Strip (in business since 1955) can have the topless show "Crazy Girls", but if you so much as show a boob for 5 seconds at the new Cosmopolitan or Aria casinos the govt. will shut you down.

The Flamingo on the strip (built by Bugsy Seigel back in the 1940's) has topless revues as well. But ou can't have that at The Venetian for instance.

I've been reading the history of Vegas...back in the 1930's and 1940's they had full nude showgirl revues at some of the casinos on Fremont Street (the original Las Vegas Strip). And even topless girls dealing cards at the Blackjack tables.

You can't do that now either.

We lose our freedom here in this country little by little over time. And it's usually something that most people won't argue about.
I mean who was going to stand up and say: "Yes! We should be able to have a drink when a naked girl is dancing for us!"
Nobody.

It's just interesting to compare how much we allow the govt. to order us around like we are little kids or something. What possible business is it of the govt. if you are in a strip club with a naked girl dancing for you and you have a drink in your hand?

It's just crazy that people 30, 40, 50, 60, or 70 years ago could do things that we are not "allowed" to do by the govt. anymore.

You don't realize just how much power they hold over you until you compare it.

You would think that we would have moved forward in our views on sexuality since the 1930's. And in some ways we did.
But in other ways...we're more prudish than ever before.

[Robbie]

Speaking of being treated like children...get this:
I went to a concert the other night at The Southpoint Casino here in Vegas.

Now that local govt.'s have made smoking illegal in most places, Vegas still allows it in the Casino's. But NOT in the ShowRooms and Arenas at the Casino.

So I have an E-Cig. It's just water vapor, no fire, no smoke, I can't catch lung cancer from it and there is no "second hand smoke"

As I'm walking in and giving security my ticket to the show...they tell me I can't smoke in the theater.

I told them:"I'm not, it isn't a cigarette. It's an E-Cig, there is no smoke"

And they told me that I still couldn't because they aren't going to "allow" me too because other people might think it's real and then think it's okay to light up a cigarette.

I looked at the guy and told him that it's pretty sad that some guy can tell another full grown man that they are not "allowed" to do something that is perfectly legal and doesn't affect anyone's health adversely.

I can't imagine full grown men in the past...even 10 years ago, letting somebody tell them they can't smoke a cigarette in a club. Much less a water vapor e-cig that was emitting the same water vapor as the Fog Machines on the stage when the band was playing.

It's just outrageous to me. I guess younger people have lived their entire lives like that. But I just can't stand to have "authority" interjecting itself into my life at every turn with things that are nobodies business but mine.