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Si · 07-30-2013, 07:28 PM

1. Water.
2. Food.
3. Somewhere to sleep.

Everything else is pathetic nonsense.

Just wanted to post this as a personal note to myself, I've been getting worked up over some of the most pathetic shit recently. But, I am in a better state of mind recently.

I know people here would rather have the "party like a mother fucker" version, so here it is:

1. Drink water like a fucking boss! Bro! Buy that sparkling shit, looks fucking baller yo!
2. Eat what ya fucking want, as long as it ain't none of that white or brown bread shit!
3. You ain't picked up a chick a yet? You're game is whack, get shorty to take you back to her place dude! If not, tell your bro you're crashing at his crib.

You get the point, (I hope).

SilentKnight · 07-30-2013, 07:36 PM

What you need...what you desire...what you end up with (after taxes).

freecartoonporn · 07-30-2013, 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Si

1. Water.
2. Food.
3. SomeOne to sleep with.

Everything else is pathetic nonsense.

fixed it for ya.

Si · 07-30-2013, 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight

What you need...what you desire...what you end up with (after taxes).

I don't get what you're trying to say here, to be honest. All I need is water, food and shelter. Desires are a distraction, and what you end up with after taxes, is probably more taxes.

Quote:

Originally Posted by freecartoonporn

fixed it for ya.

I like your version

But I'd be quite with just somewhere to sleep, and I am. Someone to sleep with is just a bonus, and not something I need.

purecane · 07-30-2013, 08:08 PM

soooo basically you're saying that your girl left you for a fitness instructor that drinks a shit ton of water, eats six healthy meals a day and has a pimp pad with a stripper pole??????

no offense intended. my sons name is si and i would say the same thing to him.....

dillfly2000 · 07-30-2013, 08:29 PM

You mentioned food
What about waste management?

Spunky · 07-30-2013, 08:30 PM

Beer is food,beer is life

slavdogg · 07-30-2013, 08:49 PM

money
safe sex
and a whole lotta weed

2012 · 07-30-2013, 08:51 PM

Rochard · 07-30-2013, 08:53 PM

I was thinking sex, cocaine, and unlimited funds.

Phoenix · 07-30-2013, 08:54 PM

Spartan warrior...i applaud you

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 07-30-2013, 08:59 PM

ADG

xNetworx · 07-30-2013, 09:03 PM

So basically being in prison? Cool thread bro.

pornmasta · 07-30-2013, 09:04 PM

You need enough heat.
You need some soap, too

Crazy Enough · 07-30-2013, 11:22 PM

What we need to just survive is one thing. Our pursuir is about what we want to truly live, and this is very different.

John-ACWM · 07-31-2013, 12:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight

What you need...what you desire...what you end up with (after taxes).

07-30-2013, 07:28 PM	#1
Si Such Fun! Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 13,900	There are only 3 things you need in life...... 1. Water. 2. Food. 3. Somewhere to sleep. Everything else is pathetic nonsense. Just wanted to post this as a personal note to myself, I've been getting worked up over some of the most pathetic shit recently. But, I am in a better state of mind recently. I know people here would rather have the "party like a mother fucker" version, so here it is: 1. Drink water like a fucking boss! Bro! Buy that sparkling shit, looks fucking baller yo! 2. Eat what ya fucking want, as long as it ain't none of that white or brown bread shit! 3. You ain't picked up a chick a yet? You're game is whack, get shorty to take you back to her place dude! If not, tell your bro you're crashing at his crib. You get the point, (I hope).

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