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Bon temps!
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: down yonder
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A guy walks into a bar...
A guy walks into a bar... the bartender had a dog.
The guy asked, "Why do you have a dog in the bar?". The bartender said, "This is a special dog, it gives blowjobs". The guy said, "NO WAY!". The bartender offered him to come into the back room and see for himself. Guy goes in back and drops his pants... dog... nothing... Bartender said, "Dammit dog, this is the LAST time I'm gonna show you how to do this!" ![]()
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Are you serious? I invented that joke. Where did you find it?
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Join Date: Nov 2002
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Bartender:
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See signature :)
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Was bartender male or female?
When I read the first line I had an image of male bartender, but after the last line it felt wrong, only after 3 seconds I realised it probably was female bartender lol. Or not :D |
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Let's do some business!
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It is common knowledge that only male bartenders have orally talented canines.
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Bon temps!
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Is the punchline something we have to wait until tomorrow for?
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See signature :)
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See signature :)
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Thank god this isn't your 20k post
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Bon temps!
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Heard it in a bar
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Celine Dion walks into a bar...... You know the rest.
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