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Old 08-21-2013, 11:03 AM   #1
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A guy walks into a bar...

A guy walks into a bar... the bartender had a dog.
The guy asked, "Why do you have a dog in the bar?".
The bartender said, "This is a special dog, it gives blowjobs".
The guy said, "NO WAY!".
The bartender offered him to come into the back room and see for himself. Guy goes in back and drops his pants... dog... nothing...
Bartender said, "Dammit dog, this is the LAST time I'm gonna show you how to do this!"
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Old 08-21-2013, 11:31 AM   #2
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Are you serious? I invented that joke. Where did you find it?
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Old 08-21-2013, 11:56 AM   #3
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Old 08-21-2013, 11:57 AM   #4
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Was bartender male or female?
When I read the first line I had an image of male bartender, but after the last line it felt wrong, only after 3 seconds I realised it probably was female bartender lol. Or not :D

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Old 08-21-2013, 12:06 PM   #5
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Was bartender male or female?
When I read the first line I had an image of male bartender, but after the last line it felt wrong, only after 3 seconds I realised it probably was female bartender lol. Or not :D
It is common knowledge that only male bartenders have orally talented canines.
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Old 08-21-2013, 12:07 PM   #6
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It is common knowledge that only male bartenders have orally talented canines.
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Old 08-21-2013, 12:08 PM   #7
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Is the punchline something we have to wait until tomorrow for?
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Old 08-21-2013, 12:11 PM   #8
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Is the punchline something we have to wait until tomorrow for?
punchline is that bartender has a great way to satisfy blowjob giving needs.
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Old 08-21-2013, 12:12 PM   #9
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It is common knowledge that only male bartenders have orally talented canines.
When people read "bar and bartender" in a joke or story most of them usually imagine male bartender, but I am curious to know which one OP intended as it changes a joke a little bit
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Old 08-21-2013, 12:13 PM   #11
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Are you serious? I invented that joke. Where did you find it?
Heard it in a bar years ago... Somebody elsewhere was telling "guy walked into a bar" jokes and it popped back into my mind.
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Celine Dion walks into a bar...... You know the rest.
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