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![]() I went out last night when I came home I put my key in the door ( my door opens inward) all of a sudden I felt a hard push on my back. Turns out some guy pushes me into my house and then boom both my dogs attack him. I'm screaming cuz it got crazy one of the neighbors must have heard me and called the cops.
My pitt got him good in the face the other dog (boxer pit mix) went for his leg. The attack seemed to last for ever but I'm sure it was only mins. Next thing I know the guy is running out the door, my dogs thankfully didn't follow.Cops show up and I tell them what happened they still are looking for the guy he must not have went to the hospital I don't know. I have blood everywhere so I know he had to have gotten bit kinda bad. I'm very thankful I had the dogs as I could have been raped and or robed. One dog attack I'm happy to report. |
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You really got lucky! Good dogs, go hug them!
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Wow glad you are ok!
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VERY LUCKY! Thanks I'm just so glad my dogs are very well trained as my bf is a dog trainer. I think if they handed been they would have run after him. I was kinda worried the cops were going to take my dogs to dog jail but because they attacked someone who was coming into my house they didn't. |
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My dogs are just too dumb to protect me....
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Holy shit. Happy you came out of that one relatively unharmed and that the perpetrator got instant punishment. Gotta love that.
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Glad you are ok, dogs surprise you sometimes, they tend to protect when you least expect them to
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Get a mini key chain mace. The smallest one you can find. The small ones are good for close quarters when you are worried about getting it in your face or your dogs face while trying to spray the attacker.
Get a bigger one if you find yourself alone and far away from home a lot. When you hit the eyes and the guy opens his mouth to scream hit his mouth with it. |
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Other breeds of large dogs would have done the same for you. |
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He pushed me in from behind I wouldn't have had a chance to use mace if I had some. |
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Probably a good idea to turn full circle when you're within feet of your destination, but whoa you got lucky there. Scary.
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Wow. That ended well.
Cops have DNA right? If not would have been a good idea to collect some on your own and it in a zip lock. |
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Ow shit better give your dogs some treats
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Wow! That is crazy. Good Dogs. Glad you are okay.
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They did thank goodness most of the blood was on the porch and a chair that went right out to the curb as today is trash day. The two lady's next door came over and helped me bleach the porch and side walk.
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Glad you are okay Turbo!
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That's awesome. I'm going to get a dog soon. I would like to get a german shepard.
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wow glad that you're ok
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Good dogs, hope his face is fucked up.
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Hehehe those 2 are adorable dude
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I'm just saying you never know
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My best friends in the whole world.
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That is one of the most insensitive, absurd, fucked up things I have seen posted here in years. ![]() You are awarded a fuzzy pink attaboy that you can pin to your asshat so the world can see you actually are an admiral in charge of the entire fleet enemas
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Girl, I'm so glad that turned out ok for both you and your dogs!
I had a buddy several months ago that it happened to, he got hit from behind in his own back yard. His pit kept him from getting it worse and he's ok now I worry about my daughter a little. Fuck Mace, I got her a Smith and Wesson 40 caliber. She's here visiting right now from college, I'm driving her out for the day to do some shopping.
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what were you wearing?
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Glad you are okay...
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I didn't get it. There is no rape in that place I live in. The most serious thing that may could happen to a lonely woman here is that some junkie can try to rip her handbag off.
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I don't know if it's good or not, but you just avoided a rape. Thanks A LOT to your dogs (I very love dogs by myself and still can't forget a shepherd I had which was the most devoted creature I saw in my life), but it was a really dangerous situation. Your story reminded me all those Hollywood stories about ghettos. That's way I have asked where are you from.
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Wow, that must have been terrifying! I'm glad your dogs were there to protect you. My dog's 15lbs of terrier rage would be hard pressed to draw blood from anyone...
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Damn that is just nuts, glad to hear you are ok and good thing your dogs protected you.
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Damn girl ya always having something bad happening!
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Good to hear you're ok,good thing the dogs protected you
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One more reason I prefer the company of dogs to 99% of the human race!
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post pics of the dogs.
my little Goldendoodle wouldn't do much damage to an intruder. |
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Glad you are ok. Screw diamonds, dogs are a girls best friend. I bet they have their favorite snacks and tummy rubs scheduled for the weekend.
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Wow...VERY glad you are okay....a frightening experience, nonetheless...but it's great the dogs were so responsive!
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