what does an adult webmasters resume look like?? - GoFuckYourself.com

TDF · 03-04-2003, 12:51 PM

any ideas?

Miss Novette · 03-04-2003, 12:55 PM

"Internet sales and marketing"

hehe

playa · 03-04-2003, 12:56 PM

naked chick on your cover letter

KRL · 03-04-2003, 12:56 PM

On corporate references I always use "Internet Publishing".

lEricPl · 03-04-2003, 12:57 PM

Luckly the adult company I used to work for has a mainstream business name.

I put that on my resume

TDF · 03-04-2003, 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by playa
naked chick on your cover letter

I like the sound of that....i tell everyone that im an 'internet marketing coordinator'...

SleazyDream · 03-04-2003, 12:58 PM

list the parties you've been to. that way you'll have something to talk abotu at the interview - as people that havn't been to an adult convention hang on EVERY word you have to say about them and are usually AMAZED that you've been to one

playa · 03-04-2003, 12:58 PM

actually i like the title "internet traffic director"

TDF · 03-04-2003, 01:02 PM

i'm a master of the custodial arts..

Validus · 03-04-2003, 01:04 PM

wow this thread is still around?

rdunn404 · 03-04-2003, 01:06 PM

1995-1999
Somewhere High School, USA
Graduate - 2.5 GPA

1999-2001
McDonald's
Evening manager, in charge of trainee program, food inventories and daily register reconciliation

2001-2002
Adult Internet Webmaster
New startup doing massive daily thumbnail gallery posting

2003-present
McDonald's
Evening manager, in charge of trainee program, food inventories and daily register reconciliation

Zebra · 03-04-2003, 01:07 PM

uhh.. this thread just started today..

TDF · 03-04-2003, 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by rdunn404
1995-1999
Somewhere High School, USA
Graduate - 2.5 GPA

1999-2001
McDonald's
Evening manager, in charge of trainee program, food inventories and daily register reconciliation

2001-2002
Adult Internet Webmaster
New startup doing massive daily thumbnail gallery posting

2003-present
McDonald's
Evening manager, in charge of trainee program, food inventories and daily register reconciliation

classic

Miss Novette · 03-04-2003, 01:08 PM

Virtual pimp

-=HOAX=- · 03-04-2003, 01:30 PM

You shoulda see mine for when I applied here...it was professional yet witty...and it worked...

I'll see if I can dredge it up...

AdultNex · 03-04-2003, 02:30 PM

whiteboard cross-media architectures, generate distributed action-items, visualize proactive metrics, morph intuitive content, expedite seamless web-readiness, and incentivize one-to-one architecturerer.

traffictrader · 03-04-2003, 02:58 PM

i dont put the job in my resume, just the skills. Graphics design, customer service, html/java knowledge (youd be surpirzed how many people comment on that), etc. Then i tag on "independant contract work for various online companies" in work experiance.

DyannaDoes · 03-04-2003, 03:26 PM

The cover letter always has a hot naked woman on it.

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