Half Of Americans Say God Plays A Role In Super Bowl - GoFuckYourself.com

JockoHomo · 02-11-2014, 05:34 PM

YES - American's are really that ignorant

Half Of Americans Say God Plays A Role In Super Bowl Winner: Survey

dyna mo · 02-11-2014, 05:37 PM

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As Americans tune in to the Super Bowl this year, fully half of fans — as many as 70 million Americans

There are 300+ million Americans, so no, half of Americans don't say that.

mineistaken · 02-11-2014, 05:40 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

There are 300+ million Americans, so no, half of Americans don't say that.

It would be difficult to question them all

Plus not all of them are into sports.
Sample size should be big enough.

directfiesta · 02-11-2014, 05:42 PM

dyna mo · 02-11-2014, 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken

It would be difficult to question them all

Plus not all of them are into sports.
Sample size should be big enough.

That's not what the statistics show. I agree the sample is fine, but what it shows is half of the fans invoke god or think their team is cursed, not half of the entire American population.

dyna mo · 02-11-2014, 05:45 PM

The porn equivalent:

100% of porn chicks invoke god when they're getting fucked in the ass because they yell out "oh god!".

NEW XTC · 02-11-2014, 05:46 PM

I'll clue you in on a little secret - the majority of Americans who say they believe in god when asked, don't really believe shit - most christians have a sinking suspicion its all bullshit and just lack the intellectual curiosity to find out.

Another thing - only backwoods bumfuck states and counties have a high percentage of religious nuts - I lived in cities and met hundreds of people, dozens of close friends, worked with countless people - NEVER have I once met a religious person.

Also where are you from that you feel such overt jealousy toward America? It cant be that bad over there, is it?

mineistaken · 02-11-2014, 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

That's not what the statistics show. I agree the sample is fine, but what it shows is half of the fans invoke god or think their team is cursed, not half of the entire American population.

I think it is self explanatory that it is talking only about those who are fans.
Full title could be "half of Americans who are into sports/football think..."

dyna mo · 02-11-2014, 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken

I think it is self explanatory that it is talking only about those who are fans.
Full title could be "half of Americans who are into sports/football think..."

That may or may not be. Nevertheless, I cleared up the misleading title, primarily for the gfyers who simply go by thread titles to base their views.

dyna mo · 02-11-2014, 05:59 PM

and FTR, I'm extremely superstitious when it comes to being a sports fan. I do or don't do certain things that I think may jinx my team. That doesn't mean I believe in, embrace and practice superstition, it's simply part of the fun of enjoying a spectator sport.

DAMNMAN · 02-11-2014, 06:00 PM

Stupid fucking cunts, believing that god would actually care about sporting events outcomes. If god actually existed, that would be really stupid.

dyna mo · 02-11-2014, 06:06 PM

Why are athiests so angry?

JockoHomo · 02-11-2014, 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

Why are athiests so angry?

Because we have to deal with fucking dumb asses all day long and it gets fucking frustrating that's why!

Shit...is that so fucking hard to understand motherfucker!

dyna mo · 02-11-2014, 06:24 PM

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Originally Posted by JockoHomo

Because we have to deal with fucking dumb asses all day long and it gets fucking frustrating that's why!

Shit...is that so fucking hard to understand motherfucker!

an honest answer, thank god!

ErectMedia · 02-11-2014, 06:55 PM

The Mob was more likely involved in this last SuperBowl than God

bronco67 · 02-11-2014, 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

There are 300+ million Americans, so no, half of Americans don't say that.

there's the west coast, and the east coast. Then there's that big area in between. That's where that 50% is mostly.

dyna mo · 02-11-2014, 07:35 PM

I'm going to have to call shenanigans on the survey & article, after rereading it.

It doesn't differentiate between religious beliefs and supernatural, in fact, it combines them from the gitgo-

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If you pray and wear your underwear inside out, will your team win the big game?

Two weeks ahead of the Super Bowl, half of American sports fans say they believe God or a supernatural force is at play in the games they watch, according to a new survey.

Heck, that's half the fun of spectating, thinking something you do has an impact on the game.

That's not religion, that's simply part of the way to participate and enjoy the game.

John-ACWM · 02-12-2014, 01:57 AM

WOW god help them

seeandsee · 02-12-2014, 04:50 AM

more prayers for some team, and they will win?

CurrentlySober · 02-12-2014, 05:01 AM

Not being american, the fact that i cunt a4d a god... is moot

Jman · 02-12-2014, 05:23 AM

And the other half don't watch it ;)

ilnjscb · 02-12-2014, 08:10 AM

Because deities love winners, not starving african children! Can a starving african child bring death and ruin to his enemies? Can a starving african child "cast terror into the hearts of those who disbelieve" and "strike off their heads and strike off every fingertip of them"?(actual Qran quote) Hell no! A starving african child is useless to a deity!

Now, a rich football player can do a lot more, so naturally a deity will grant his lightest wish and make a fuckin leather oblong spheroid go someplace so a bunch of barely more than apes can have a reason to ignore how pointless they are.

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ilnjscb Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 8,853	Because deities love winners, not starving african children! Can a starving african child bring death and ruin to his enemies? Can a starving african child "cast terror into the hearts of those who disbelieve" and "strike off their heads and strike off every fingertip of them"?(actual Qran quote) Hell no! A starving african child is useless to a deity! Now, a rich football player can do a lot more, so naturally a deity will grant his lightest wish and make a fuckin leather oblong spheroid go someplace so a bunch of barely more than apes can have a reason to ignore how pointless they are.