Man accidentally hires son's girlfriend as escort

[eipstudios]

An elderly Italian man got a rather unwelcome surprise when he ordered an escort ? and his son?s girlfriend turned up.

The 70-year-old from Treviso, a city in the northern region of Veneto, hired the escort from the neighbouring town of Vicenza.

But to his shock, it was his 40-year-old son?s South American girlfriend who arrived at his house, The Local reported, citing Italian newspaper Il Gazzettino.

Red-faced, the pair declined to take the encounter further and swiftly parted ways.

The man pondered whether to tell his son that the woman was not the waitress she had claimed to be, as it would mean exposing his use of the escort service.

But he decided honesty was the best policy, prompting a bitter fight between the pair.

The incident, which happened four years ago, came to light recently during a court hearing, after the son decided to sue his father for injuries.

However, the hearing was postponed by the judge after unsuccessful attempts to get the pair to make amends.

[L-Pink]

See, he should have banged her.

[GregE]

Originally Posted by eipstudios

An elderly Italian man got a rather unwelcome surprise when he ordered an escort ? and his son?s girlfriend turned up.

The 70-year-old from Treviso, a city in the northern region of Veneto, hired the escort from the neighbouring town of Vicenza.

But to his shock, it was his 40-year-old son?s South American girlfriend who arrived at his house, The Local reported, citing Italian newspaper Il Gazzettino.

Red-faced, the pair declined to take the encounter further and swiftly parted ways.

The man pondered whether to tell his son that the woman was not the waitress she had claimed to be, as it would mean exposing his use of the escort service.

But he decided honesty was the best policy, prompting a bitter fight between the pair.

The incident, which happened four years ago, came to light recently during a court hearing, after the son decided to sue his father for injuries.

However, the hearing was postponed by the judge after unsuccessful attempts to get the pair to make amends.

The son sued his father for injuries??? Did he think his father lied to him, or is the son not playing with a full deck?

[Sly]

Son sounds like a little bitch. Dad did him a favor.

[InfoGuy]

Guess who is getting cut out of the old man's estate?

[brassmonkey]

BULLSHIT!!!

[DWB]

Awkward...

[mineistaken]

Originally Posted by DWB

Awkward...

When somebody talks about escorts I sometimes think about it - what if you hire an escort and she is somebody you know. Especially if in smaller town. Or worse - what if she is your daughter? I mean that must have happened somewhere
Super awkward...
One of the reasons not to hire escorts

[JFK]

Originally Posted by brassmonkey

BULLSHIT!!!

[postalsex]

a dream could have come true

[brassmonkey]

Originally Posted by JFK

[Rmagnus]

yah...the dad shouldve banged the chick

[ErectMedia]

Originally Posted by L-Pink

See, he should have banged her.

and filmed it and showed it at Christmas time.

[John-ACWM]

Originally Posted by postalsex

a dream could have come true

[AJ_NETWORK]

Both the Dad and the son lack better judgement XD

[seeandsee]

cheap news from italy

[EngineCash]

His dad did him a huge favor... Who knows, maybe he would marry that bitch later...

[romeo22]

one more reason to like his son's gf

[bronco67]

He probably hired an escort because he got wood when he saw his son's girlfriend.

[topnotch, standup guy]

Originally Posted by Rmagnus

yah...the dad shouldve banged the chick

And let it "accidentally" pop into the wrong hole before riding that unlubed puppy like a liquored up bronco
.

[michael.kickass]

I would have done what the father did with the one difference that I would have fuck the shit out of that cunt. :D

[Chosen]

Originally Posted by postalsex

a dream could have come true

[bxy]

I'd be more likely to marry her, n if she turned a buck on a roll in the hey with my dad or my sun, I'd just give her a pat on the butt and tell her to keep up the good work.

Sorry, I do like Bad Girls!

[Ferus]

If you believe stories like that, you are semi-retarded .... at best

[slapass]

Originally Posted by mineistaken

When somebody talks about escorts I sometimes think about it - what if you hire an escort and she is somebody you know. Especially if in smaller town. Or worse - what if she is your daughter? I mean that must have happened somewhere
Super awkward...
One of the reasons not to hire escorts

Could be super cool too.

[BlackCrayon]

uh yeah and then he tells the local newspaper...

[sumeet.kaleido]

Awkward Moment,
son did wrong

[Sin_Vraal]

Originally Posted by bxy

I'd be more likely to marry her, n if she turned a buck on a roll in the hey with my dad or my sun, I'd just give her a pat on the butt and tell her to keep up the good work.

Sorry, I do like Bad Girls!

I hate to say it too, but I have more in common with hookers than normal chicks.

basically:

1) they like money, possibly more than us.
2) they arent shy about what they want.
3) u know they can handle any of your fucked up issues.
4) most importantly they are also entrepreneur, and like some sort of predator , just like u.


aint nobody in the adult biz a 'nice guy', and really when u go on a date with a normal chick, do you really have anything at all in common with her? do u enjoy the fact that shes probably blown away by the ease at which u can talk to women, or how easy it was to get her pants off 'for free'?

At least with a hooker, provided you like high class ones, shes
a) good looking
b) probably of acceptable intelligence level
c) can talk.
d) pretty fucking straight forward about what she wants.
e) usually fucks pretty good and wont be shocked when u get freaky on her.

[SilentKnight]

Two words - family discount.

[balint]

It is a really thumb situation

[adultchatpay]

That is very unusual.

[upforit_sarah]

Originally Posted by Sin_Vraal

I hate to say it too, but I have more in common with hookers than normal chicks.

basically:

1) they like money, possibly more than us.
2) they arent shy about what they want.
3) u know they can handle any of your fucked up issues.
4) most importantly they are also entrepreneur, and like some sort of predator , just like u.


aint nobody in the adult biz a 'nice guy', and really when u go on a date with a normal chick, do you really have anything at all in common with her? do u enjoy the fact that shes probably blown away by the ease at which u can talk to women, or how easy it was to get her pants off 'for free'?

At least with a hooker, provided you like high class ones, shes
a) good looking
b) probably of acceptable intelligence level
c) can talk.
d) pretty fucking straight forward about what she wants.
e) usually fucks pretty good and wont be shocked when u get freaky on her.

It is pretty hard being a "normal" girl in the adult business. I share most of the traits you attribute to "high class hookers"... Except the having sex for money thing.