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11-26-2014, 12:05 PM | #1 |
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I'm hoping to get my sister drunk enough tomorrow to fool around
but not too drunk that she can't cum.
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11-26-2014, 12:13 PM | #2 |
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Do you let your parents watch??
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11-26-2014, 12:15 PM | #3 |
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I highly recommend Hurricane high gravity malt liquor for that task. 8+% alcohol and it tastes like beer.
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11-26-2014, 12:17 PM | #4 |
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any gal who is up for bang her brother on turkey day doesn't need that fancy hoppy bullshit and would get suspicious anyway of high priced beer. not to mention, you don't know what you are fucking talking about, 8% malt liquor is liquid roofie. been there. |
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11-26-2014, 12:27 PM | #7 |
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Wouldn't that also be breaking the law to give to someone under 21
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11-26-2014, 12:29 PM | #8 |
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"Malt liquor is a North American term referring to a type of beer with high alcohol content." Malt liquor - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia So it looks like we spoke about the same thing |
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you left out the very next line, it's made from malted barley where did I say it wasn't beer? Have you had it? Have you had 8% beer, because they are rich and usually typically heavy beers, chimay, etc. moreover, malt liquor is an american lager. all of that combined supports my statement, it tastes like fucking regular beer but it's made from malted brley and has a high alcholol content that is not noticed and the beer is light enough to get down the hatch quickly. |
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11-26-2014, 12:38 PM | #11 |
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you must not have a sister .
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11-26-2014, 01:02 PM | #12 |
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i hope you're fixed that being said happy corn holing
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11-26-2014, 01:07 PM | #13 |
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Can I come over and fuck her Friday, nothing better than Thanksgiving left-overs.
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11-26-2014, 01:53 PM | #14 |
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can i strip her down naked and kick her into a ferguson mob?
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11-26-2014, 02:44 PM | #16 |
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11-26-2014, 03:31 PM | #18 |
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Who cares about her needs.
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11-26-2014, 03:34 PM | #19 |
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My nephew told me that he banged both of his step sisters, which sounds bad except that he was fourteen at the time and they were each seventeen and nineteen years old. I had no choice but to give him a high five.
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11-26-2014, 04:47 PM | #22 |
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If the trailer be rockin' don't come a knockin'.
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11-26-2014, 04:49 PM | #23 |
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nominate this man!
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11-26-2014, 04:50 PM | #24 |
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11-26-2014, 04:54 PM | #25 |
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11-26-2014, 05:29 PM | #26 |
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11-26-2014, 05:32 PM | #27 |
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No surprises here..
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11-26-2014, 06:28 PM | #30 |
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Nothing wrong with fucking your cousins. I had a few I wanted to bang but never had the pleasure.
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11-26-2014, 06:48 PM | #31 |
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11-26-2014, 07:32 PM | #32 |
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If ya can't keep it in yer pants....... At least keep it in the family!!!
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11-26-2014, 07:39 PM | #33 |
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I don't think that is right
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11-26-2014, 07:50 PM | #34 |
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11-27-2014, 08:47 AM | #36 |
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I wouldn't mind stopping by and fucking the turkey ya'll be eating.
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11-27-2014, 08:58 AM | #38 |
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11-27-2014, 10:44 AM | #40 |
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brother and sister
grip dat ass!!! Brother and sister caught having sex outside Church : GLAMSQUAD MAGAZINE FUCK TURKEY! IM HAVING HAM!!!!
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11-27-2014, 10:54 AM | #42 |
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imagine she got pregnant ?? as an idea its sound too hot but not so much in reality
as a stranger i would like to join a threesome
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11-27-2014, 11:00 AM | #43 |
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last weird one i heard. guy was given up for adoption he found his long lost mother and they are fucking they were trying for a baby!!!!
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i wouldn?t do it to my sis never ! though i find guys who have sexy sibling veryyy lucky (a man and his household ) at least they don?t need to look outside.
ofc from stranger point of view /state of mind .
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Mom who slept with son to do hard time - NY Daily News
i cant find the other one. this guy is serving his mom creampies
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Did it work OP ?
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