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Feng-PD · 12-02-2014, 02:24 PM

I'm going to Thailand in January for 8 days and was wondering if someone could add me on skype that has allot of experience there.

After thailand im going to hongkong and japan, so i would love to hear from someone that has experience there.

Cheers

Skype = my username.

JA$ON · 12-02-2014, 02:27 PM

Some of the ladies aint ladies

your welcome

beenthereb4 · 12-02-2014, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by JA$ON

Some of the ladies aint ladies

your welcome

femdomdestiny · 12-02-2014, 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by JA$ON

Some of the ladies aint ladies

your welcome

lol....you were faster.

MaDalton · 12-02-2014, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by JA$ON

Some of the ladies aint ladies

your welcome

to be precise: the most good looking girls in short dresses and high heels, wearing makeup, are most likely not girls

PR_Glen · 12-02-2014, 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

to be precise: the most good looking girls in short dresses and high heels, wearing makeup, are most likely not girls

i heard there was a simple test...

MaDalton · 12-02-2014, 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by PR_Glen

i heard there was a simple test...

they may look like women but they punch like guys

Pwmp · 12-02-2014, 03:07 PM

I was happy and my life was good
Gettin' married like a dentist should
Roasting marshmallows on a stick
I got fucked in the ass by a girl with a dick

AdultKing · 12-02-2014, 04:33 PM

One piece of advice, don't fall in love with a bar girl.

You can take the girl out of the bar but you can't take the bar out of the girl.

mikesouth · 12-02-2014, 09:38 PM

Where in Thailand are you going? That makes a difference

DBS.US · 12-02-2014, 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by AdultKing

One piece of advice, don't fall in love with a bar girl.

I think she really likes me

RummyBoy · 12-02-2014, 09:56 PM

Thailand - Avoid the patpong sex shows and the soi cowboy, they're really awful.

Japan - Don't romp through the streets yelling "Pikachu" or "Pokémon".

Hong Kong - You have got to hit "Lan Kwai Fong" even if its just for a quick drink/meal. Its the club/bar scene and it's just a fun place all around. But also, I kind of like the grimy side of Mong Kok (where the protests are happening) but you may want to avoid it this time around.

Hong Kong is awesome - probably one my favourite places in the world. I will be there no doubt later in the month....

bluebook18 · 12-02-2014, 10:02 PM

i bet thailand girls prefers anal..

bronco67 · 12-02-2014, 10:37 PM

Don't get in the white pickup truck.

robfantasy · 12-02-2014, 11:06 PM

what do you want to know? what do you want to do?

MiamiBoyz · 12-03-2014, 12:19 AM

Fuck whores!

Why do American's travel anywhere out of the US...DUH!

I most other countries it is perfectly legal - have fun!!

Chosen · 12-03-2014, 01:04 AM

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Originally Posted by JA$ON

Some of the ladies aint ladies

your welcome

Phoenix · 12-03-2014, 01:37 AM

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Originally Posted by RummyBoy

Thailand - Avoid the patpong sex shows and the soi cowboy, they're really awful.

Japan - Don't romp through the streets yelling "Pikachu" or "Pokémon".

Hong Kong - You have got to hit "Lan Kwai Fong" even if its just for a quick drink/meal. Its the club/bar scene and it's just a fun place all around. But also, I kind of like the grimy side of Mong Kok (where the protests are happening) but you may want to avoid it this time around.

Hong Kong is awesome - probably one my favourite places in the world. I will be there no doubt later in the month....

Hong Kong is awesome. On a sunday in Wanchai...all the bar girls leave from about 3-9pm because all the house servants are let out for 6 hours and holy fuck do they ever make use of that time. Basically a flood of horny 20-25 year old girls who only have 6 hours to get drunk and get busy.

carpocratian · 12-03-2014, 01:45 AM

Never touch the top of a person's head in Thailand. It is considered to be a very offensive act.

Never, ever, ever say anything negative about any member of the royal family. Don't intentionally damage money, because it usually bears the picture of a royal. If there is anything that will rile people up in Thailand, it's that - they are very, very protective of their royals. You can get arrested for tearing up a piece of paper money, even.

If you go to get a massage, they may ask you if you want a "traditional" one or not. The traditional massage is done fully clothed (they give you something that looks like a karate gi to wear), and involves liberal use of elbows, knees, knuckles, and (sometimes) short sticks. It can be pretty painful, but it works, and you'll feel better afterwards. A "non-traditional" massage is your standard Western-style one.

Many mid-sized and larger towns have "night markets." After the regular stores shut down, individual dealers set up on the sidewalks and hang around until midnight or later. Haggling is expected, and if you are good at it, you can get the prices way down.

Since the Thai are a generally short and thin people, their clothing is effectively around a size to a size and a half smaller than the American equivalent. Something they label as a "large" is more like something halfway between a small and a medium. Always try clothing on, if you can - don't rely on the label.

In Bangkok, if you go to any of the areas that have a lot of prostitution bars, triple-secure your valuables. The women will come up and paw at you to try to get you to go on a "date" with them, which makes it much more difficult to detect pickpocketing. Some will grab your arm and actually struggle with you to get you to go with them.

Even if I were into prostitutes, I would never visit one there. Many of them were sold into sexual slavery by their families, and many are underage, by any country's standards.

In Chiang Mai and Chiang Rai, I was able to eat the food from street vendors without ever getting sick. That surprised me quite a bit. Every vendor is different, but the Thai tend to be a very clean people. Some restaurants may have peeling paint on the outside, but they are clean on the inside.

The one exception to all that is the water - don't drink it. Stick to bottled water (which is everywhere). Many Thai do, too, especially in Bangkok. I have been to Thailand twice (once on business, once on vacation) with two fairly large groups of people, and the only ones who got sick did so after drinking tap water.

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RummyBoy Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 2,157	Thailand - Avoid the patpong sex shows and the soi cowboy, they're really awful. Japan - Don't romp through the streets yelling "Pikachu" or "Pokémon". Hong Kong - You have got to hit "Lan Kwai Fong" even if its just for a quick drink/meal. Its the club/bar scene and it's just a fun place all around. But also, I kind of like the grimy side of Mong Kok (where the protests are happening) but you may want to avoid it this time around. Hong Kong is awesome - probably one my favourite places in the world. I will be there no doubt later in the month....

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carpocratian Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 198	Never touch the top of a person's head in Thailand. It is considered to be a very offensive act. Never, ever, ever say anything negative about any member of the royal family. Don't intentionally damage money, because it usually bears the picture of a royal. If there is anything that will rile people up in Thailand, it's that - they are very, very protective of their royals. You can get arrested for tearing up a piece of paper money, even. If you go to get a massage, they may ask you if you want a "traditional" one or not. The traditional massage is done fully clothed (they give you something that looks like a karate gi to wear), and involves liberal use of elbows, knees, knuckles, and (sometimes) short sticks. It can be pretty painful, but it works, and you'll feel better afterwards. A "non-traditional" massage is your standard Western-style one. Many mid-sized and larger towns have "night markets." After the regular stores shut down, individual dealers set up on the sidewalks and hang around until midnight or later. Haggling is expected, and if you are good at it, you can get the prices way down. Since the Thai are a generally short and thin people, their clothing is effectively around a size to a size and a half smaller than the American equivalent. Something they label as a "large" is more like something halfway between a small and a medium. Always try clothing on, if you can - don't rely on the label. In Bangkok, if you go to any of the areas that have a lot of prostitution bars, triple-secure your valuables. The women will come up and paw at you to try to get you to go on a "date" with them, which makes it much more difficult to detect pickpocketing. Some will grab your arm and actually struggle with you to get you to go with them. Even if I were into prostitutes, I would never visit one there. Many of them were sold into sexual slavery by their families, and many are underage, by any country's standards. In Chiang Mai and Chiang Rai, I was able to eat the food from street vendors without ever getting sick. That surprised me quite a bit. Every vendor is different, but the Thai tend to be a very clean people. Some restaurants may have peeling paint on the outside, but they are clean on the inside. The one exception to all that is the water - don't drink it. Stick to bottled water (which is everywhere). Many Thai do, too, especially in Bangkok. I have been to Thailand twice (once on business, once on vacation) with two fairly large groups of people, and the only ones who got sick did so after drinking tap water.