Email from guy wanting to get into porn..... - GoFuckYourself.com

Blazing · 12-11-2014, 02:27 PM

I get dozens of these emails each week, dont usually have time to read them all, but this one managed to get my reading time...

And.. it was definitely worth sharing.....

Hi guys,

i am looking to get into the Porn/Adult buisiness, but right now i am still in an apprenticeship.
I am from Germany, and I´m 18 years old and male. Once i finished my apprenticeship i really would like to contact you or just some american company.
I would like to move to america once i finished my apprenticeship and i just wanted to ask, if it is a problem for you that I am German. I mean i don´t have like awesome english, but im not bad also, for Germans i think i got pretty good english and it should improve over time i live in america. That was just one question if it matters.
My cock is right now 8 inch long and i wanted to expand it to 9.5 inches or something like that. I wanted to ask you, if you could tell me something I could take that it still can grow.
And my last question would be, I mean, I watched sometimes some porn but just to see what they are doing and how I should do it. And they just got porns where they fuck like 50 minutes to an hour and I wanted to ask you, because i would like to fuck that long aswell, if there would be also some pills or a drink that can make me cum later and hold it longer.
I hope i didn´t take to much of your time.

Many Greetings

rhon23 · 12-11-2014, 02:30 PM

love those letters. Did he include pics? Those are the extra special ones

Adraco · 12-11-2014, 02:32 PM

A for effort and honesty. Maybe a bit naive though...

Blazing · 12-11-2014, 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rhon23

love those letters. Did he include pics? Those are the extra special ones

Figures you would be the one to ask for pics!!

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Rochard · 12-11-2014, 03:25 PM

Ask him if he likes anal sex. Then ask him how much cock his ass can take.

Wizzo · 12-11-2014, 04:00 PM

I have some links for him. ..

PaperstreetWinston · 12-11-2014, 04:01 PM

hahaha, quite amusing indeed!

mobiller · 12-11-2014, 04:53 PM

Fair questions though. Any pills or drinks for cum later :-)

SilentKnight · 12-11-2014, 05:48 PM

Germans aren't generally stupid people (at least not the ones I've known over the years).

But every village must have its idiot, I s'pose.

DraX · 12-11-2014, 11:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adraco

A for effort and honesty. Maybe a bit naive though...

Exactly my thoughts

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard

Ask him if he likes anal sex. Then ask him how much cock his ass can take.

Quote:

Originally Posted by PDeluxe

hahaha, quite amusing indeed!

Yes it was, im still laughing!

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight

Germans aren't generally stupid people (at least not the ones I've known over the years).

But every village must have its idiot, I s'pose.

You guys are hilarious

thecatwrites · 12-12-2014, 12:33 AM

Apprenticeship huh?

L-Pink · 12-12-2014, 12:44 AM

All kidding aside, please PM me if you know the answer to this.

" ... and i wanted to expand it to 9.5 inches"

.

Angelo22 · 12-12-2014, 01:17 AM

12-11-2014, 02:27 PM	#1
Blazing Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Irvine, CA, USA Posts: 1,665	Email from guy wanting to get into porn..... I get dozens of these emails each week, dont usually have time to read them all, but this one managed to get my reading time... And.. it was definitely worth sharing..... Hi guys, i am looking to get into the Porn/Adult buisiness, but right now i am still in an apprenticeship. I am from Germany, and I´m 18 years old and male. Once i finished my apprenticeship i really would like to contact you or just some american company. I would like to move to america once i finished my apprenticeship and i just wanted to ask, if it is a problem for you that I am German. I mean i don´t have like awesome english, but im not bad also, for Germans i think i got pretty good english and it should improve over time i live in america. That was just one question if it matters. My cock is right now 8 inch long and i wanted to expand it to 9.5 inches or something like that. I wanted to ask you, if you could tell me something I could take that it still can grow. And my last question would be, I mean, I watched sometimes some porn but just to see what they are doing and how I should do it. And they just got porns where they fuck like 50 minutes to an hour and I wanted to ask you, because i would like to fuck that long aswell, if there would be also some pills or a drink that can make me cum later and hold it longer. I hope i didn´t take to much of your time. Many Greetings __________________ [email protected] ICQ 7703879

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