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hadden · 12-21-2014, 05:07 AM

I hope Florida enjoys our exports. Old decrepit fucks and these noise polluting gigantic honking birds. Go fuck yourselves. At the same time, thank you for choosing to shoot both.

Zuzana Designs · 12-21-2014, 06:13 AM

We have those all over the place here in the summer. They crap all over the place and honk like crazy! I have had them chase me down too. Thankful I'm lighting fast and could escape before they ate me. Really it was because I was fearing for my life when they stick their stupid necks out and come at you.

FriendsForNow · 12-21-2014, 06:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Zuzana Designs

We have those all over the place here in the summer. They crap all over the place and honk like crazy!

They have a tendency to land in roadside vegetable growing fields crapping all over the soil. I see that a lot driving to work in the mornings. No way would I purchase vegetables there.

hadden · 12-21-2014, 06:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Zuzana Designs

We have those all over the place here in the summer. They crap all over the place and honk like crazy! I have had them chase me down too. Thankful I'm lighting fast and could escape before they ate me. Really it was because I was fearing for my life when they stick their stupid necks out and come at you.

Yes, they honk in unison, much like the elderly playing bingo. Intimidation at its finest.

DamageX · 12-21-2014, 10:52 AM

Shit Lawrence, you still haven't gotten your hands on enough sleeping pills to kill yourself? Maybe someone should post that pic of Lanny fucking you in the ass again, hopefully this time it'll be the straw to break the camel's back and push you over the edge.

PR_Glen · 12-21-2014, 11:42 AM

everyone should go out or their way to protect the environment and the animals who live within it, unless they make noise or ruin our gardens then we must murder them all..

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They have a tendency to land in roadside vegetable growing fields crapping all over the soil. I see that a lot driving to work in the mornings. No way would I purchase vegetables there.

why? is goose shit less appetizing than sheep shit?

brassmonkey · 12-21-2014, 11:44 AM

CaptainHowdy · 12-21-2014, 11:50 AM

FriendsForNow · 12-21-2014, 11:56 AM

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everyone should go out or their way to protect the environment and the animals who live within it, unless they make noise or ruin our gardens then we must murder them all..

I didn't mind the deer until they started eating my expensive plants and shrubbery. I went out to water my plants one morning and it looked like Morticia from the Adams Family was there over night.

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why? is goose shit less appetizing than sheep shit?

I just don't want to see it.

Grapesoda · 12-21-2014, 12:22 PM

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Colmike9 · 12-21-2014, 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by DamageX

Shit Lawrence, you still haven't gotten your hands on enough sleeping pills to kill yourself? Maybe someone should post that pic of Lanny fucking you in the ass again, hopefully this time it'll be the straw to break the camel's back and push you over the edge.

You mean this pic?

Seth Manson · 12-21-2014, 01:11 PM

how embarrassing ^^

candyflip · 12-21-2014, 04:13 PM

They always shit up the pond that's close to my parents.

One went after one of my kids one day and I had to go Larry David on it.

420 · 12-21-2014, 04:21 PM

Christmas goose for everyone.

FriendsForNow · 12-21-2014, 04:23 PM

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They always shit up the pond that's close to my parents.

One went after one of my kids one day and I had to go Larry David on it.

Longs your kid didn't get hurt.

Geese are state and federally protected. $200 fine for killing the goose and another $200 to replace it.

DamageX · 12-21-2014, 05:29 PM

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You mean this pic?

hadden · 12-21-2014, 06:07 PM

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DamageX · 12-22-2014, 07:48 AM

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Is that the best comeback you can come up with? No wonder you got fucked in the ass...

PR_Glen · 12-22-2014, 07:56 AM

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Originally Posted by FriendsForNow

Longs your kid didn't get hurt.

Geese are state and federally protected. $200 fine for killing the goose and another $200 to replace it.

fighting geese is a right of passage for canadians. I had my first fight when i was 3 years old.. ultimately I lost but I got a few good jabs in there first..

atom · 12-22-2014, 08:24 AM

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Geese are state and federally protected. $200 fine for killing the goose and another $200 to replace it.

outside of hunting season you mean. They have 3 hunting seasons for them here in MN. 1 of which has no bag limit and you can have as many in your possession at your residence as you want. They even let you hunt them after dark which says a lot. No other bird are you allowed to hunt after sunset.

Its can be a bitch to cook because it dries out so quickly but goose is one of my favorite birds. Tastes almost like red meat.

I like to shoot them because they have Canadian in their name.

hadden · 12-22-2014, 08:27 AM

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Originally Posted by DamageX

Is that the best comeback you can come up with

hadden · 12-22-2014, 08:38 AM

Why must

hadden · 12-22-2014, 08:42 AM

they honk

DamageX · 12-22-2014, 12:15 PM

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QED.

hadden · 12-22-2014, 12:30 PM

You figure it out champ

WDF · 12-22-2014, 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Colmike7

You mean this pic?

Is that the Offer Grind guy?

If it is I can see why he has an attitude issue.

hadden · 12-22-2014, 02:05 PM

420 · 12-22-2014, 02:08 PM

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These look deliciously talented. Bet you could kill them both with one shot.

SekobA · 12-22-2014, 02:19 PM

moonwalk............

Colmike9 · 12-22-2014, 06:09 PM

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Is that the Offer Grind guy?

If it is I can see why he has an attitude issue.

It's LC getting fucked in the ass by Lanny Barbie..

(Is it Barbie or Barby? I see it spelled both ways..)

DamageX · 12-23-2014, 11:46 AM

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You figure it out champ

Figure what out? That you're dumb as a brick and batshit crazy? If you think that fact has escaped anyone, you're kidding yourself.

hadden · 12-23-2014, 01:46 PM

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Figure what out? That you're dumb as a brick and batshit crazy? If you think that fact has escaped anyone, you're kidding yourself.

12-21-2014, 05:07 AM	#1
hadden So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 1,440	honk on honkies I hope Florida enjoys our exports. Old decrepit fucks and these noise polluting gigantic honking birds. Go fuck yourselves. At the same time, thank you for choosing to shoot both.

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Zuzana Designs All Your Design Needs Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: [email protected] Posts: 20,859	We have those all over the place here in the summer. They crap all over the place and honk like crazy! I have had them chase me down too. Thankful I'm lighting fast and could escape before they ate me. Really it was because I was fearing for my life when they stick their stupid necks out and come at you. __________________ Website Design - Consulting - Development sarah [at] zuzanadesigns.com - See Our Work

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420 cuck Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 11,571	Christmas goose for everyone.

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hadden So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 1,440	Why must

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hadden So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 1,440	they honk

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hadden So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 1,440	You figure it out champ

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