My Evil Plan to go Mainstream.... - GoFuckYourself.com

Donny · 02-01-2006, 10:48 AM

I'm going to go to a big church, get radically "saved", write a book about how God delivered me from producing porn, and tour all the churches in the country... making mad money from the saints.

Anthony · 02-01-2006, 10:49 AM

aaaaaaaaaaahahahaahha, you're not the only one!

chadglni · 02-01-2006, 10:50 AM

Best part is, it would work!

tASSy · 02-01-2006, 10:50 AM

oh when the saints...come marching in...oh when the saints come marching in...

donny will be...porn-freeeeee!

oh when the saints come marching in.

Donny · 02-01-2006, 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by chadglni

Best part is, it would work!

Yep. Mad, mad money.

John Hughes · 02-01-2006, 10:52 AM

"God likes porn too" -The Donovan Phillips' story

Donny · 02-01-2006, 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tASSy

oh when the saints...come marching in...oh when the saints come marching in...

donny will be...porn-freeeeee!

oh when the saints come marching in.

A-fucking-MEN sista!

GlydeGirl · 02-01-2006, 10:52 AM

Great idea! LOL

Donny · 02-01-2006, 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by John Hughes

"God likes porn too" -The Donovan Phillips' story

jacked · 02-01-2006, 10:53 AM

yes can't wait to see you on tv DONNY THE EVANGELIST you'd make more bank than joel ornstein

Donny · 02-01-2006, 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by jacked

yes can't wait to see you on tv DONNY THE EVANGELIST you'd make more bank than joel ornstein

Seriously, this idea, if I were to do it, would pay off big time.

reynold · 02-02-2006, 01:31 AM

Haha good idea! See you at the 700 Club.

Due · 02-02-2006, 01:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donny

I'm going to go to a big church, get radically "saved", write a book about how God delivered me from producing porn, and tour all the churches in the country... making mad money from the saints.

I'm sorry but we have a patent on "God saved me", if you would like to apply for a license you can apply here www.godsavedme.com/license-church-tour.php
Since they are currently in high demand you would probably only be able to get one in case you have been convicted several times for obscenery charges, been in unsuccesfull psychological treatment or have been sued several times for scamming your models etc.
The good part it, if you get a license, the total cost is ONLY 45% of the total turnover

clickdude · 02-02-2006, 07:21 AM

Weird Idea

Jace · 02-29-2008, 03:24 PM

this needs a nice bump

halfpint · 02-29-2008, 03:27 PM

lol.. it will work until the church sees this thread

beemk · 02-29-2008, 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Jace

this needs a nice bump

bump of the year!

Dirty F · 02-29-2008, 03:32 PM

Oh please, if you ever see this lunatic making money with his god shit please refer them to this thread.

bashbug · 02-29-2008, 03:32 PM

What I don't get is Belinda is really good looking, and Donny is just a fat shit

GigoloMason · 02-29-2008, 03:34 PM

look at me look at me

L-Pink · 02-29-2008, 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bashbug

What I don't get is Belinda is really good looking, and Donny is just a fat shit

sicone · 02-29-2008, 03:36 PM

a blast from the past

SteveLightspeed · 02-29-2008, 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donny

Seriously, this idea, if I were to do it, would pay off big time.

Fuck I love GFY!

SykkBoy · 02-29-2008, 03:41 PM

someone just earned $100 from Steve Lightspeed

SteveLightspeed · 02-29-2008, 03:43 PM

How do you spell "DISCREDITED" and "DISGRACED"???

Mutt · 02-29-2008, 03:54 PM

whoaaaaaaaaaaa - nice find

there's a thread I made somewhere in the archives here where I recommended or predicted Donny would/should go back to Jesus and write a book and lecture

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 02-29-2008, 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donny

I'm going to go to a big church, get radically "saved", write a book about how God delivered me from producing porn, and tour all the churches in the country... making mad money from the saints.

Wow, I never read that statement out of him...

So it all is just a big scam?

Jman · 02-29-2008, 03:57 PM

Someone really needs to bring this thread up to the people Donny is working with. Can you imagine the OWNAGE...

Jayvis · 02-29-2008, 04:00 PM

Best idea I have ever heard.

Rochard · 02-29-2008, 04:05 PM

Well, looks like he lived up to this thread!!!!

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 02-29-2008, 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jean-Francois

Someone really needs to bring this thread up to the people Donny is working with. Can you imagine the OWNAGE...

That is what makes it worse, they prolly already know and are in on the scam...

Kermitt · 02-29-2008, 04:19 PM

This thread is going to be fun...

who · 02-29-2008, 04:20 PM

Which retard bumped this?

Jace · 02-29-2008, 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by beemk

bump of the year!

thank steve lightspeed for remembering this thread, obviously this was all a huge plan for donny, and it seems to be working quite well

Miss Munki · 02-29-2008, 04:37 PM

SteveLightspeed · 02-29-2008, 04:43 PM

Donny posted this thread Feb 1, 2006

Here is a quote from his blog...

Quote:

"Although I was raised as the son of a Pastor while growing up, I began making my living producing pornography in the summer of 1997. I continued in the adult industry until Monday, September 25th, 2006. On that day I was driving in my car praying to God. If you’d like to know more of that story, keep reading below, as I share the first 3 pages of the book I’m writing , describing what happened during September 2006."

Coincidence?

CyberHustler · 02-29-2008, 04:48 PM

Where's Belinda? I'm Horny...

Kermitt · 02-29-2008, 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Cyber-Hu$tler

Where's Belinda? I'm Horny...

She's programming her TiVo for Nightline

BradM · 02-29-2008, 05:03 PM

I fucking hated that asshole, and that lying slut belinda. Both just piss me off.

SteveLightspeed · 02-29-2008, 06:16 PM

I can't wait to read Donnie's 2nd book

Jman · 02-29-2008, 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed

I can't wait to read Donnie's 2nd book

LMAO... NOICE!!!

MaDalton · 02-29-2008, 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by who

Which retard bumped this?

i wonder WHO is a retard here...

NosMo · 02-29-2008, 06:34 PM

So long and thanks for all the laughs

NosMo

BlueDesignStudios · 02-29-2008, 11:17 PM

hehe lol

tony286 · 02-29-2008, 11:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed

I can't wait to read Donnie's 2nd book

Thats too funny.

adrotations · 03-01-2008, 01:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bashbug

What I don't get is Belinda is really good looking, and Donny is just a fat shit

Don't listen to bashbutt, he goes under diffrent names in here.. bashbug=ds250 multiple personality bitch.

BlockThree · 03-01-2008, 01:31 AM

baddog · 03-01-2008, 01:38 AM

^who are they?^

Drake · 03-01-2008, 01:43 AM

lol awesome bump. Can't say he didn't live up to his plans. lol

nico-t · 03-01-2008, 07:27 AM

holy shit this IS a nice find... dayummmm!

02-01-2006, 10:48 AM	#1
Donny As you wish... Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 13,754	My Evil Plan to go Mainstream.... I'm going to go to a big church, get radically "saved", write a book about how God delivered me from producing porn, and tour all the churches in the country... making mad money from the saints.

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