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Rochard · 12-28-2014, 09:14 AM

I have never been hung up on one chick.

Most of my life I had a "back up plan" and the moment things went south with a relationship I would just jump over to the next girlfriend. In fact, my wife of twenty years was the "back up girlfriend".

Even after I had gotten married I still had my "next girlfriend" lined up.

CurrentlySober · 12-28-2014, 11:04 AM

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Wait's till page 4 to drop this nugget

i like 'dropping nuggets'...

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Looks a bit like my toilet bowl...

WannabeMiddleMan · 12-29-2014, 01:44 AM

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Originally Posted by freecartoonporn

rule 1 : do not ask questions like this on gfy
rule 2 : do not break rule 1.
rule 3 : do not break rule 2.
rule 4 : do not break rule 3.

errr about your question, go bang few hookers + drinks and you will be fine.

Sometimes you need to be kicked down, and this thread did that - but it also showed me that there's hope, there's other women out there and that I'm awesome either way.

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Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd

I think the OP has enough advice now.
Time to ACT young man.

Do not post here again until you have gotten laid.

I like your confidence, but I think that's going to take a while.

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Originally Posted by Rochard

I have never been hung up on one chick.

Most of my life I had a "back up plan" and the moment things went south with a relationship I would just jump over to the next girlfriend. In fact, my wife of twenty years was the "back up girlfriend".

Even after I had gotten married I still had my "next girlfriend" lined up.

Smart man, she was my crush for the whole year, and right now I don't have anyone I would be remotely interested in pursing.

All in good time I guess, for now I'm going to do what I need to do and definitely stop putting pussy on a pedestal, because that just leads to shit.

WannabeMiddleMan · 12-29-2014, 01:46 AM

I saw this recently and I've had some messages like this, but lucky not at this level.

This Is Exactly How Not to Text Message a Girl You Like: This Is Exactly How Not to Text Message a Girl You Like | Playboy

corvette · 12-29-2014, 12:31 PM

bump........

Vrindavan · 01-01-2015, 09:40 PM

it is clear that she is not interested in you.

JimAssman · 01-02-2015, 05:55 AM

The ONLY way to get over any girl, is to get another one...

This is how you mary the girl of your dreams:

1 - You will never get a girl by romancing her the old fashion way. Never use the word LOVE before she does.
2 - Make her feel she is not the only one. You have to have OPTIONS. When you do, she will have to fight for you. Dating her girlfriends is a good place to start.
3 - Play hard to get. IGNORING her now and then, makes her feel you have things on your mind other than her.
4 - Use FEAR when dating. Women get extremely aroused by fear. Pick her up on a motorcycle and take her sky diving. This is a guarantee for sex.
5 - Don?t wait too long to have SEX with her, and when you do, make sure she comes more than once. To put it roughly...fuck her well...this is what all women want.

If you have completed the first five steps correctly, you will end up married with a healty sexlive. However after 7 years, you will suffer from the 7 year itch. One of you, or maybe both, will get bored from the relationship, and this is when adultery comes into play. This is when you will have to make the decision whether this is the one for you or not. If she is, and you will want to spend the rest of your live with her, you will have to make extreme changes in your sex live.

This is how you stay happily married with the girl of your dreams.

6 - Find out if she has bisexual tendencies. Often women fantasies how it would be with other women. Than let her mess around with a girl of her choice...but whatever you do: STAY AWAY. Don?t let her see you would like to participate. If you do, you will ruin everything. Look, but don?t touch.
7 - After a few times, she will start feeling secure, and before you know it, you will have your first TREESOME. Once you have broken this barrier, don?t be surprised if you find yourself having sex with five girls at the same time, including your girlfriend.
8 - Remember, everything gets boring after a while, and after a few chicks, she will start wondering how it would be with other men. If you have come so far, you will realise that you and your girlfriend, or wife, are one, and always share the same thoughts. Believe it or not, but deep down inside, you will ask yourself how it would feel like, to see your wife having sex with a stranger. This is when it really gets interesting.
9 - If you are a clubber, find an exclusive club where high class couples hang around, and make yourself available. You will be surprised how many rich couples are looking for an adventure. What ever you do DON?T GO TO CHEAP SWINGERS BARS. That?s right...you are now a swinger.
10 - Rule number one for swingers: NO EMOTIONAL SPEECHES, OR LONG CONVERSATIONS. Remember, you are together for sex. Talking to each other too much will create an emotional bond which is a big NO NO when swinging.

If you successfully have completed these last five steps, you will experience the best sex with your partner when you are together, and before you know it, your bond will be unbreakable and you will probably stay together for the rest of your live.

However there is one golden rule, that can make or break your life at this point.
ALWAYS HAVE SAFE SEX. NEVER TAKE ANY CHANCES. PLAYING RUSSIAN ROULETTE CAN REALLY RUIN YOUR LIFE.

Happy new year, and good luck?.

digitalfantasies · 01-02-2015, 12:29 PM

You have got some pretty great advice here... especially from Squealer and jimmy.. you guys have given pretty next level advice

what I have to add: please don't think you should act like a jerk now.. you can still be a nice guy, you just have to spice yourself up a little because right now in the eyes of most chicks.. you are not interesting but boring, lame and a great friend ;-)

Your small talk sucks and asking stuff like " you come here often" and "what do you do" won't get you far. Those are the type of questions that will make her pussy really dry.. Say something really funny or really stupid.. say something really weird... Make her smile and especially make her wonder.. Let her brain work a little.. This has been said before.. a hot girls is being approached a zillion times by morons.. so it's time to stand out if you want to have a real chance.. Enter her mind and make her curious... now walk away..

Dude.. you just left an impression! Congrats...

There is no reason to neg a girl if that's not your style, in stead of being a "jerk" you can be a "cocky nice guy" or an extremely funny nice guy as long as you mix it with some of the styles below if that fits your personality better. I will give your some random ideas and tips that all work once you master them... and you just pick the ones you feel comfortable with.. and make them your own...In the end it is all about being confident with a little bit of standing out in your own way..

Stand out, be funny (like the turkey story.. awesome example! ).. say weird shit without disrespecting... dress to impress, be flamboyant, be confident, be odd, be different, be mysterious , be eccentric or be even fucking weird! (remember Mystery with this peacocking fugly head lol and lame magic tricks..certainly not my style but I believe it worked for him, BTW.. I do like to pea-cock with for example flamboyant flower print slim fit shirts...So wrong that it becomes great! So thanks you Mystery I guess :-))

Learn salsa, smile and smile some more, be the honey badger (he really don't care), have good taste and shoes are important! Expect rejection and see it as something funny, self-mockery can be your best friend.

You will get the point now... In the end it is basically the same as being successful as an adult webmaster: there are some basic "rules of attraction".. and they have already been given to you in this thread.. Now.. see what suits you... and what works for you.. now optimize and repeat.

Advice gladly giving by a guy who dates "supermodel" material... good luck!

digitalfantasies · 01-02-2015, 12:40 PM

You have got some pretty great advice here... especially from Squealer and jimmy.. you guys have given pretty next level advice

what I have to add: please don't think you should act like a jerk now.. you can still be a nice guy, you just have to spice yourself up a little because right now in the eyes of most chicks.. you are not interesting but boring, lame and a great friend ;-)

There is no reason to neg a girl if that's not your style, in stead of being a "jerk" you can be a "cocky nice guy" or an extremely funny nice guy as long as you mix it with some of the styles below if that fits your personality better. I will give your some random ideas and tips that all work once you master them... and you just pick the ones you feel comfortable with.. and make them your own...In the end it is all about being confident with a little bit of standing out in your own way..

Stand out, be funny (like the turkey story.. awesome example! ).. say weird shit without disrespecting... dress to impress, be flamboyant, be confident, be odd, be different, be mysterious , be eccentric or be even fucking weird! (remember Mystery with this peacocking fugly head lol and lame magic tricks..certainly not my style but I believe it worked for him, BTW.. I do like to pea-cock with for example flamboyant flower print slim fit shirts...So wrong that it becomes great! So thanks you Mystery I guess :-))

Learn salsa, smile and smile some more, be the honey badger (he really don't care), have good taste and shoes are important! Expect rejection and see it as something funny, self-mockery can be your best friend.

You will get the point now... In the end it is basically the same as being successful as an adult webmaster: there are some basic "rules of attraction".. and they have already been given to you in this thread.. Now.. see what suits you... and what works for you.. now optimize and repeat.

Advice gladly giving by a guy who dates "supermodel" material... good luck!

digitalfantasies · 01-02-2015, 12:51 PM

Bonus advice: for example.. once you "get" it... it is really amazing how easy it is to get a hot girls number.. it is so damn easy that at one point I made it a "sport" to get numbers below 3 seconds without saying 1 word... just for the fun of it...

How does that work: walk up to her.. smile.. look in her eyes... and simply hand her your phone.... (if she is flabbergasted and acts like "what the hell" and has doubts.. make a hand gesture and a face like you are trying to say: "helloooo.. what's the delay... just put your number in there..I am waiting here"

8 out of 10 times she will just enter her number..Congrats.. dude.. you've just got a hot girls phone number and you didn't even said 1 word to her.. now you can start talking to her... the fun part starts here.. discussing what you guys will be doing together on your first date.. dude.. relax.. she already gave you her number so the pressure is off!

(BTW very important to let her enter the number in stead of asking for the number and put it in yourself..)

mineistaken · 01-02-2015, 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

I have never been hung up on one chick.

Most of my life I had a "back up plan" and the moment things went south with a relationship I would just jump over to the next girlfriend. In fact, my wife of twenty years was the "back up girlfriend".

Even after I had gotten married I still had my "next girlfriend" lined up.

Does she know that? Otherwise not so smart to post it publicly

TheSquealer · 01-02-2015, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken

Does she know that? Otherwise not so smart to post it publicly

He got married and had a backup plan to move on to a specific girl.

Class, class, class.

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JimAssman Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2014 Location: Amsterdam Posts: 21	This is how you get over any girl... The ONLY way to get over any girl, is to get another one... This is how you mary the girl of your dreams: 1 - You will never get a girl by romancing her the old fashion way. Never use the word LOVE before she does. 2 - Make her feel she is not the only one. You have to have OPTIONS. When you do, she will have to fight for you. Dating her girlfriends is a good place to start. 3 - Play hard to get. IGNORING her now and then, makes her feel you have things on your mind other than her. 4 - Use FEAR when dating. Women get extremely aroused by fear. Pick her up on a motorcycle and take her sky diving. This is a guarantee for sex. 5 - Don?t wait too long to have SEX with her, and when you do, make sure she comes more than once. To put it roughly...fuck her well...this is what all women want. If you have completed the first five steps correctly, you will end up married with a healty sexlive. However after 7 years, you will suffer from the 7 year itch. One of you, or maybe both, will get bored from the relationship, and this is when adultery comes into play. This is when you will have to make the decision whether this is the one for you or not. If she is, and you will want to spend the rest of your live with her, you will have to make extreme changes in your sex live. This is how you stay happily married with the girl of your dreams. 6 - Find out if she has bisexual tendencies. Often women fantasies how it would be with other women. Than let her mess around with a girl of her choice...but whatever you do: STAY AWAY. Don?t let her see you would like to participate. If you do, you will ruin everything. Look, but don?t touch. 7 - After a few times, she will start feeling secure, and before you know it, you will have your first TREESOME. Once you have broken this barrier, don?t be surprised if you find yourself having sex with five girls at the same time, including your girlfriend. 8 - Remember, everything gets boring after a while, and after a few chicks, she will start wondering how it would be with other men. If you have come so far, you will realise that you and your girlfriend, or wife, are one, and always share the same thoughts. Believe it or not, but deep down inside, you will ask yourself how it would feel like, to see your wife having sex with a stranger. This is when it really gets interesting. 9 - If you are a clubber, find an exclusive club where high class couples hang around, and make yourself available. You will be surprised how many rich couples are looking for an adventure. What ever you do DON?T GO TO CHEAP SWINGERS BARS. That?s right...you are now a swinger. 10 - Rule number one for swingers: NO EMOTIONAL SPEECHES, OR LONG CONVERSATIONS. Remember, you are together for sex. Talking to each other too much will create an emotional bond which is a big NO NO when swinging. If you successfully have completed these last five steps, you will experience the best sex with your partner when you are together, and before you know it, your bond will be unbreakable and you will probably stay together for the rest of your live. However there is one golden rule, that can make or break your life at this point. ALWAYS HAVE SAFE SEX. NEVER TAKE ANY CHANCES. PLAYING RUSSIAN ROULETTE CAN REALLY RUIN YOUR LIFE. Happy new year, and good luck?. __________________ ...ass please..........thank you...!!!!!!!

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digitalfantasies Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Caribbean Posts: 2,636	You have got some pretty great advice here... especially from Squealer and jimmy.. you guys have given pretty next level advice what I have to add: please don't think you should act like a jerk now.. you can still be a nice guy, you just have to spice yourself up a little because right now in the eyes of most chicks.. you are not interesting but boring, lame and a great friend ;-) Your small talk sucks and asking stuff like " you come here often" and "what do you do" won't get you far. Those are the type of questions that will make her pussy really dry.. Say something really funny or really stupid.. say something really weird... Make her smile and especially make her wonder.. Let her brain work a little.. This has been said before.. a hot girls is being approached a zillion times by morons.. so it's time to stand out if you want to have a real chance.. Enter her mind and make her curious... now walk away.. Dude.. you just left an impression! Congrats... There is no reason to neg a girl if that's not your style, in stead of being a "jerk" you can be a "cocky nice guy" or an extremely funny nice guy as long as you mix it with some of the styles below if that fits your personality better. I will give your some random ideas and tips that all work once you master them... and you just pick the ones you feel comfortable with.. and make them your own...In the end it is all about being confident with a little bit of standing out in your own way.. Stand out, be funny (like the turkey story.. awesome example! ).. say weird shit without disrespecting... dress to impress, be flamboyant, be confident, be odd, be different, be mysterious , be eccentric or be even fucking weird! (remember Mystery with this peacocking fugly head lol and lame magic tricks..certainly not my style but I believe it worked for him, BTW.. I do like to pea-cock with for example flamboyant flower print slim fit shirts...So wrong that it becomes great! So thanks you Mystery I guess :-)) Learn salsa, smile and smile some more, be the honey badger (he really don't care), have good taste and shoes are important! Expect rejection and see it as something funny, self-mockery can be your best friend. You will get the point now... In the end it is basically the same as being successful as an adult webmaster: there are some basic "rules of attraction".. and they have already been given to you in this thread.. Now.. see what suits you... and what works for you.. now optimize and repeat. Advice gladly giving by a guy who dates "supermodel" material... good luck! __________________

01-02-2015, 12:40 PM	#211
digitalfantasies Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Caribbean Posts: 2,636	You have got some pretty great advice here... especially from Squealer and jimmy.. you guys have given pretty next level advice what I have to add: please don't think you should act like a jerk now.. you can still be a nice guy, you just have to spice yourself up a little because right now in the eyes of most chicks.. you are not interesting but boring, lame and a great friend ;-) There is no reason to neg a girl if that's not your style, in stead of being a "jerk" you can be a "cocky nice guy" or an extremely funny nice guy as long as you mix it with some of the styles below if that fits your personality better. I will give your some random ideas and tips that all work once you master them... and you just pick the ones you feel comfortable with.. and make them your own...In the end it is all about being confident with a little bit of standing out in your own way.. Stand out, be funny (like the turkey story.. awesome example! ).. say weird shit without disrespecting... dress to impress, be flamboyant, be confident, be odd, be different, be mysterious , be eccentric or be even fucking weird! (remember Mystery with this peacocking fugly head lol and lame magic tricks..certainly not my style but I believe it worked for him, BTW.. I do like to pea-cock with for example flamboyant flower print slim fit shirts...So wrong that it becomes great! So thanks you Mystery I guess :-)) Learn salsa, smile and smile some more, be the honey badger (he really don't care), have good taste and shoes are important! Expect rejection and see it as something funny, self-mockery can be your best friend. You will get the point now... In the end it is basically the same as being successful as an adult webmaster: there are some basic "rules of attraction".. and they have already been given to you in this thread.. Now.. see what suits you... and what works for you.. now optimize and repeat. Advice gladly giving by a guy who dates "supermodel" material... good luck! __________________

01-02-2015, 12:51 PM	#212
digitalfantasies Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Caribbean Posts: 2,636	Bonus advice: for example.. once you "get" it... it is really amazing how easy it is to get a hot girls number.. it is so damn easy that at one point I made it a "sport" to get numbers below 3 seconds without saying 1 word... just for the fun of it... How does that work: walk up to her.. smile.. look in her eyes... and simply hand her your phone.... (if she is flabbergasted and acts like "what the hell" and has doubts.. make a hand gesture and a face like you are trying to say: "helloooo.. what's the delay... just put your number in there..I am waiting here" 8 out of 10 times she will just enter her number..Congrats.. dude.. you've just got a hot girls phone number and you didn't even said 1 word to her.. now you can start talking to her... the fun part starts here.. discussing what you guys will be doing together on your first date.. dude.. relax.. she already gave you her number so the pressure is off! (BTW very important to let her enter the number in stead of asking for the number and put it in yourself..) __________________