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Old 12-26-2014, 08:52 AM   #1
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Christmas card from our neighbor freaked my wife out (Pic of card)
His name is Pete. I've known him a long time. He's in his late 50s, single, teaches girls high school soccer, actively jogs.

He left homemade cookies and a homemade cake on our porch with this card attached. He leaves gifts on the porch without knocking every holiday.

My wife freaked out reading his attached Christmas card. She promptly threw the cookies and cake into the garbage.

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Old 12-26-2014, 08:57 AM   #2
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Even without the card I would throw the cookies away ...
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Old 12-26-2014, 09:34 AM   #3
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I hate food like that.
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Old 12-26-2014, 10:05 AM   #4
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Old 12-26-2014, 10:53 AM   #5
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Old 12-26-2014, 11:07 AM   #6
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I throw most cards in the garbage..
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Old 12-26-2014, 11:11 AM   #7
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really, what the fuck it says?
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Old 12-26-2014, 11:13 AM   #8
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Joe Pyle from Indiana? I thought he was from Jersey.




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translate that garbage he wrote?
This made me laugh. It says:

J + J,
Have a good holiday!
Pete Coffee and the Indiana Glee Club for the Criminally Insane!
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Old 12-26-2014, 12:53 PM   #9
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Old 12-26-2014, 02:33 PM   #10
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It's a joke?
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Old 12-26-2014, 05:11 PM   #11
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It's a joke?
I don't know. The funniest thing in this thread is seeandsee asking for clarification.
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Old 12-26-2014, 06:00 PM   #12
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Oops, wrong card. He meant to give it to you for Halloween.

Either that or you live next to a serial killer.
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Old 12-26-2014, 06:17 PM   #13
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People become weird over the holidays.
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ask the guy who first posted it on reddit for clarification.
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Old 12-26-2014, 06:24 PM   #15
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ask the guy who first posted it on reddit for clarification.
Please explain which guy?
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ask the guy who first posted it on reddit for clarification.
It must be his wife.

I'm going to write something strange on a blank card and watch the ad monies roll in.
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Old 12-26-2014, 06:28 PM   #17
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It must be his wife.

I'm going to write something strange on a blank card and watch the ad monies roll in.
You have me over a barrel. Swish, right over my head.
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Old 12-26-2014, 06:30 PM   #18
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You have me over a barrel. Swish, right over my head.
Sounds fun. I was suggesting your wife posted this on reddit. I'm going to copy it and make money somehow.
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Old 12-26-2014, 06:35 PM   #19
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i mean i saw this posted on reddit yesterday.
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Old 12-26-2014, 06:37 PM   #20
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m o t h e r - m e d u s a
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Old 12-26-2014, 06:37 PM   #21
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Sounds fun. I was suggesting your wife posted this on reddit. I'm going to copy it and make money somehow.
Your suggesting my wife placed random cookies and homemade cakes on our porch with a attached terrorizing card? I will confront her. If I am lucky, I may be tied up for punishment this evening.
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Your suggesting my wife placed random cookies and homemade cakes on our porch with a attached terrorizing card? I will confront her. If I am lucky, I may be tied up for punishment this evening.
Yeah dude she wants to make you jealous of all the attention and gifts she gets from other guys.
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Old 12-26-2014, 06:52 PM   #23
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Yeah dude she wants to make you jealous of all the attention and gifts she gets from other guys.
My wife is a honorably discharged Marine. Gifts from other guys?
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My wife is a honorably discharged Marine. Gifts from other guys?
Women love guys that can bake for them. Why did you say honorably discharged instead of retired/former? Sounds odd.
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Old 12-27-2014, 12:42 AM   #25
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There's a hidden message coded in it...
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i got Christmas card with necked santa!
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My wife is a honorably discharged Marine. Gifts from other guys?
It's entirely possible she wants attention from guys that don't come across as giant vaginas.
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Your suggesting my wife placed random cookies and homemade cakes on our porch with a attached terrorizing card? I will confront her. If I am lucky, I may be tied up for punishment this evening.
Terrorizing? Sounds pretty off the cuff, humorous to me Lighten up
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he wants you fat for his gumbo that looks like a serial killers writing did you sniff it??? that may be blood!!!
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Alright, I copied it. Now how do I make money from this.
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