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Wendy-Etology · 01-23-2015, 05:43 PM

Whats the worst stripper experience you've ever had?

SilentKnight · 01-23-2015, 05:46 PM

I recall a strip bar in east Toronto - think it was the Birchmount Tavern - the stripper had to screw in her own red spotlight bulb as she got on stage (calling it a stage is generous).

She barely danced halfway through the first song and someone yelled, "Unscrew the lightbulb!"

L-Pink · 01-23-2015, 05:48 PM

I had one lean under the table and barf on my shoes.

escorpio · 01-23-2015, 06:14 PM

Someplace I forget the name of in Spokane. Me and my brother went in because it said "free cover" out front. Ugly, crazy homeless ladies stripping in ratty old tennis shoes. It was traumatizing.

hadden · 01-23-2015, 06:15 PM

That's easy, fucking them.

RebelR · 01-23-2015, 07:11 PM

Sitting in PV row (I was 19) and had just got there. Stripper came out and was halfway through her second set. She was tall, and not really much to look at. She was wearing some stiletto boots. I had only had a sip of my beer when all of a sudden my neck snaps to the side and the world starts spinning. My eyes roll into the back of my head and I fall backwards. I come to, and there are bouncers over me. They are telling my friend that I'm drunk and have to leave. My friend yells "he's not drunk, that bitch just kicked him in the head" and points at the stripper who has stopped dancing. Turns out she had long legs and as she was spinning on the pole, her heel caught me in the temple.
The bouncers took me outside until I had my wits about me and we left. I was pretty sure I had a concussion.

fappingJack · 01-23-2015, 10:55 PM

the one with a bad breath

MiamiBoyz · 01-23-2015, 11:23 PM

Being gay, I was not aware of the actual protocol of how to properly give strippers money...I assumed (foolishly) that it was like shoving money in a male dancers crotch where it's pretty standard to cop a feel of his cock (well if you are giving a $20 anyway)...so being very drunk I was giving this girl (real girl) a twenty and I put it in her panties and slipped in my finger as just a smooth motion while I had my hand in there).

Well, I did find out that is not really what you are allowed to do.

That was my first and last time in a straight strip club.

Spunky · 01-23-2015, 11:30 PM

She had a great body and 2 hearing aids.anytime my arms were near they would squeal when we did it..lasted a couple dates.every stripper I met always had some sort of baggage,addiction or past experience that fucked them up somehow.

CurrentlySober · 01-24-2015, 01:08 AM

Not real a bad stripper experience, but a bad experience for me, the first time I was in a US strip club...

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Mr Pheer · 01-24-2015, 01:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wendy-Etology

Whats the worst stripper experience you've ever had?

Being married to one.

fappingJack · 01-24-2015, 01:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Pheer

Being married to one.

HAHAHAHA

slapass · 01-24-2015, 02:46 AM

She was on her period and the reason I knew was the smell when she got close.

georgeyw · 01-24-2015, 03:41 AM

Got head butted by a stripper trying to do some sort of hair toss many moons ago, that was fun.

BAKO · 01-24-2015, 05:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Pheer

Being married to one.

hadden · 01-24-2015, 05:17 AM

Horatio Caine · 01-24-2015, 07:54 AM

Trying to watch boxing and she kept bothering me with buying her 12 dollar drinks

Lykos · 01-24-2015, 08:21 AM

Don't like strippers...

Cameltoepro · 01-24-2015, 08:41 AM

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ErectMedia · 01-24-2015, 09:24 AM

Old buddy of mine has owned a club for 20+ years so 80-90% of the time go there and nothing bad has happened that I can think of. Only go maybe once or twice a year now and mainly just to bullshit with him as kinda been there done that when I was younger.

John-ACWM · 01-26-2015, 03:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Pheer

Being married to one.

iamBoogieman · 01-26-2015, 03:58 AM

A stripper that is ugly. Lol

Barefootsies · 01-26-2015, 05:18 AM

I do not really care for strip clubs in general. If I go, it's because of a bachelor party or because my friends enjoy meeting up there. That or golf seems to be the two places you can get everyone to show up too.

I do not drink alcohol, and I am not going to buy drinks either. I am not the one making $20.00 for 3 minutes. If I am spending money at a strip club, it would be on dances. I am not a fan of their junk shoved in my face, or being called "baby". Most of them have rough or torn up feet as well. A lot of them try and get your phone number or email so they can beg for you to come into the club on night's they are working. I always decline, but my buddy gives his out and then bitches when he has 12 strippers blowing up his phone for their various bills, or wanting him to come in there.

Over the years I have had strippers apply for modeling gigs, but most of them are simply not worth hiring for any combination of factors. I learned that in my first year, and it's been reinforced a half dozen times since. Especially if they have been a stripper more than a year.

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RebelR Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Across the river Styx Posts: 1,998	Sitting in PV row (I was 19) and had just got there. Stripper came out and was halfway through her second set. She was tall, and not really much to look at. She was wearing some stiletto boots. I had only had a sip of my beer when all of a sudden my neck snaps to the side and the world starts spinning. My eyes roll into the back of my head and I fall backwards. I come to, and there are bouncers over me. They are telling my friend that I'm drunk and have to leave. My friend yells "he's not drunk, that bitch just kicked him in the head" and points at the stripper who has stopped dancing. Turns out she had long legs and as she was spinning on the pole, her heel caught me in the temple. The bouncers took me outside until I had my wits about me and we left. I was pretty sure I had a concussion. __________________ Rich"at"rebel-ads.com ICQ 644377336 or MSN ruralx"at"hotmail.com

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01-24-2015, 01:08 AM	#10
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01-24-2015, 03:41 AM	#14
georgeyw 58008 53773 Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Australia Posts: 9,864	Got head butted by a stripper trying to do some sort of hair toss many moons ago, that was fun. __________________ TripleXPrint on Megan Fox "I would STILL suck her pussy until her face caved in. And then blow her up and do it again!"

01-23-2015, 05:46 PM	#2
SilentKnight Megan Fox's fluffer Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: shooting pool in Elysium Posts: 24,818	I recall a strip bar in east Toronto - think it was the Birchmount Tavern - the stripper had to screw in her own red spotlight bulb as she got on stage (calling it a stage is generous). She barely danced halfway through the first song and someone yelled, "Unscrew the lightbulb!"

01-23-2015, 05:48 PM	#3
L-Pink working on my tan Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Florida/Kentucky Posts: 39,152	I had one lean under the table and barf on my shoes.

01-23-2015, 06:14 PM	#4
escorpio I love to racism, bro! Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: USA! USA! USA! Posts: 21,939	Someplace I forget the name of in Spokane. Me and my brother went in because it said "free cover" out front. Ugly, crazy homeless ladies stripping in ratty old tennis shoes. It was traumatizing.

01-23-2015, 06:15 PM	#5
hadden So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 1,440	That's easy, fucking them.

01-23-2015, 10:55 PM	#7
fappingJack So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2014 Location: somewhere down the road Posts: 2,172	the one with a bad breath

01-23-2015, 11:23 PM	#8
MiamiBoyz fgfdftre6 Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: In the closet with your dad! Posts: 6,690	Being gay, I was not aware of the actual protocol of how to properly give strippers money...I assumed (foolishly) that it was like shoving money in a male dancers crotch where it's pretty standard to cop a feel of his cock (well if you are giving a $20 anyway)...so being very drunk I was giving this girl (real girl) a twenty and I put it in her panties and slipped in my finger as just a smooth motion while I had my hand in there). Well, I did find out that is not really what you are allowed to do. That was my first and last time in a straight strip club.

01-24-2015, 02:46 AM	#13
slapass Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Earth Posts: 14,626	She was on her period and the reason I knew was the smell when she got close.

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hadden So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 1,440

01-24-2015, 07:54 AM	#17
Horatio Caine full-time aspiring rapper Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Compton, CA Posts: 5,746	Trying to watch boxing and she kept bothering me with buying her 12 dollar drinks

01-24-2015, 08:21 AM	#18
Lykos Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: World Posts: 31,009	Don't like strippers... __________________

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Cameltoepro Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2012 Posts: 1,431	Check this one out....Greatest Stripper Pole Fail Ever - Video Dailymotion __________________ Awesome Hosting At Awesome Pricing At Vacares

01-24-2015, 09:24 AM	#20
ErectMedia Confirmed Chicago Pimp Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Chicago Posts: 7,100	Old buddy of mine has owned a club for 20+ years so 80-90% of the time go there and nothing bad has happened that I can think of. Only go maybe once or twice a year now and mainly just to bullshit with him as kinda been there done that when I was younger. __________________ Domain Name Registration Web3 Domains

01-26-2015, 03:58 AM	#22
iamBoogieman So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2014 Location: Somewhere out there. :) Posts: 1,329	A stripper that is ugly. Lol

01-26-2015, 05:18 AM	#23
Barefootsies Choice is an Illusion Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Land of Obama Posts: 42,635	I do not really care for strip clubs in general. If I go, it's because of a bachelor party or because my friends enjoy meeting up there. That or golf seems to be the two places you can get everyone to show up too. I do not drink alcohol, and I am not going to buy drinks either. I am not the one making $20.00 for 3 minutes. If I am spending money at a strip club, it would be on dances. I am not a fan of their junk shoved in my face, or being called "baby". Most of them have rough or torn up feet as well. A lot of them try and get your phone number or email so they can beg for you to come into the club on night's they are working. I always decline, but my buddy gives his out and then bitches when he has 12 strippers blowing up his phone for their various bills, or wanting him to come in there. Over the years I have had strippers apply for modeling gigs, but most of them are simply not worth hiring for any combination of factors. I learned that in my first year, and it's been reinforced a half dozen times since. Especially if they have been a stripper more than a year. __________________ Should You Email Your Members? Link1 \| Link2 \| Link3 Enough Said. "Would you rather live like a king for a year or like a prince forever?"