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Old 02-01-2015, 09:54 PM   #1
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When you drive 20 miles to her house and she tells you she's on her period...

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Old 02-01-2015, 09:55 PM   #2
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I would tell her to open a little wider than that...
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Old 02-01-2015, 09:55 PM   #3
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Old 02-01-2015, 10:06 PM   #5
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Some guys are into that, the heavier the flow the more they get off











































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Old 02-01-2015, 10:25 PM   #6
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Old 02-01-2015, 10:28 PM   #7
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Some guys are into that, the heavier the flow the more they get off
That's just ugh.
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Old 02-01-2015, 10:37 PM   #8
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You're lucky squirtit doesn't call your porn helpline.
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Old 02-01-2015, 10:42 PM   #9
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It's fun that way, blood on your thighs when your done, feel like ya went hunting and just killed da pussy.
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Old 02-01-2015, 11:19 PM   #10
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Old 02-02-2015, 01:09 AM   #11
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Old 02-02-2015, 05:53 AM   #12
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Old 02-02-2015, 06:15 AM   #13
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My cutoff is 5 miles.
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Old 02-02-2015, 11:15 AM   #14
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20 miles is nothing. That's practically next door.
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Old 02-02-2015, 11:22 AM   #15
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You should call first. Or get some bonus pretending that you like to meet her even when there is no sex.
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Old 02-02-2015, 11:23 AM   #16
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Old 02-02-2015, 11:29 AM   #17
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That's' what popped into my head.
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Old 02-02-2015, 11:31 AM   #18
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Old 02-02-2015, 11:32 AM   #19
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That's' what popped into my head.
Well, at least I wouldn't want anal to pop onto me.
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Old 02-02-2015, 11:33 AM   #20
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Flawless guy logic. "Ewww there's blood in there? Let me put it in your poo hole instead."

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Old 02-02-2015, 11:35 AM   #21
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6 years of vacations - 2 per year with my ex we were visited by Aunt Flo.

So fucking annoying. Especially for her on some of the more adventurous vacations overseas were it started 2 weeks early in the middle of fucking nowhere.
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Old 02-02-2015, 12:03 PM   #23
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Old 02-02-2015, 12:09 PM   #24
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Orgasm is pretty much the only remedy which actually reduces cramps.

Why are you afraid of a little blood?
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Old 02-02-2015, 12:11 PM   #25
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When you drive 20 miles to her house and she tells you she's on her period...
First mistake is she didn't drive to your house.

If she were a sport she'd hand you a 6-pack and say, "There's my sister..."
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anal?????

I think it was Ron White who joked about that

"When my wife's on her period, she won't have sex with me at all! No way! Which is bullshit, because if the roller coaster's broken, they don't shut down the whole amusement park! People standing outside the fence going, "The log ride's still working."
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First mistake is she didn't drive to your house.

If she were a sport she'd hand you a 6-pack and say, "There's my sister..."
That's weird. It makes me wonder what a sheriff might hand you before saying there's my step daughter.
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That's weird. It makes me wonder what a sheriff might hand you before saying there's my step daughter.
If she's ugly...I'd hope it was a check.
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If she's ugly...I'd hope it was a check.
I was hoping he handed donny a condom. I'll ask him when I send him a valentines day card and letter.
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You a warrior or wimp?

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First mistake is she didn't drive to your house.

If she were a sport she'd hand you a 6-pack and say, "There's my sister..."
The only comment here that made any sense, especially the 20 mile drive.
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A warrior isn't afraid to get a little blood on his sword.
I'm neither. I'm a woman (Formerly makeabuck and got my nick back)

And it's still UGH.
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I think I'm the wrong gender. Maybe my husband can take one for the team on that one hehe.
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Teller to wash then bang her.
you can say that again
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I think I'm the wrong gender. Maybe my husband can take one for the team on that one hehe.
You're definitely the right gender if he's into that bloody mess he posted.

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