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02-01-2015, 09:54 PM | #1 |
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When you drive 20 miles to her house and she tells you she's on her period...
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02-01-2015, 09:55 PM | #2 |
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I would tell her to open a little wider than that...
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02-01-2015, 09:55 PM | #3 |
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02-01-2015, 09:56 PM | #4 |
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Ask for oral or anal sex ;) ?
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02-01-2015, 10:06 PM | #5 |
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Some guys are into that, the heavier the flow the more they get off |
02-01-2015, 10:25 PM | #6 |
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"Alright, anal it is then."
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02-01-2015, 10:28 PM | #7 |
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02-01-2015, 10:37 PM | #8 |
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02-01-2015, 10:42 PM | #9 |
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It's fun that way, blood on your thighs when your done, feel like ya went hunting and just killed da pussy.
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02-01-2015, 11:19 PM | #10 |
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02-02-2015, 01:09 AM | #11 |
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02-02-2015, 05:53 AM | #12 |
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02-02-2015, 06:15 AM | #13 |
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My cutoff is 5 miles.
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02-02-2015, 11:15 AM | #14 |
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20 miles is nothing. That's practically next door.
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02-02-2015, 11:22 AM | #15 |
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You should call first. Or get some bonus pretending that you like to meet her even when there is no sex.
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02-02-2015, 11:23 AM | #16 |
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anal?????
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02-02-2015, 11:29 AM | #17 |
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02-02-2015, 11:31 AM | #18 |
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u nasty muther fukers
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02-02-2015, 11:32 AM | #19 |
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Well, at least I wouldn't want anal to pop onto me.
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02-02-2015, 11:33 AM | #20 |
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Flawless guy logic. "Ewww there's blood in there? Let me put it in your poo hole instead."
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02-02-2015, 11:35 AM | #21 |
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6 years of vacations - 2 per year with my ex we were visited by Aunt Flo.
So fucking annoying. Especially for her on some of the more adventurous vacations overseas were it started 2 weeks early in the middle of fucking nowhere. |
02-02-2015, 11:51 AM | #22 |
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02-02-2015, 12:03 PM | #23 |
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02-02-2015, 12:09 PM | #24 |
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Orgasm is pretty much the only remedy which actually reduces cramps.
Why are you afraid of a little blood? |
02-02-2015, 12:11 PM | #25 |
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02-02-2015, 12:21 PM | #26 |
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I think it was Ron White who joked about that "When my wife's on her period, she won't have sex with me at all! No way! Which is bullshit, because if the roller coaster's broken, they don't shut down the whole amusement park! People standing outside the fence going, "The log ride's still working."
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02-02-2015, 12:23 PM | #27 |
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02-02-2015, 12:24 PM | #28 |
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02-02-2015, 12:26 PM | #29 |
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02-02-2015, 12:28 PM | #30 |
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02-02-2015, 12:32 PM | #31 |
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You a warrior or wimp?
A warrior isn't afraid to get a little blood on his sword.
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02-02-2015, 12:33 PM | #32 |
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Where's the love??
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02-02-2015, 12:35 PM | #33 |
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02-02-2015, 02:00 PM | #34 |
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The only comment here that made any sense, especially the 20 mile drive.
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02-02-2015, 02:07 PM | #35 |
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That's really shocking as the pic describe*
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02-02-2015, 10:30 PM | #36 |
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Tell her to wash then bang her.
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02-02-2015, 10:31 PM | #37 |
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Telle her to wash then bang her.
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02-02-2015, 10:32 PM | #38 |
Grrrrrrrrr
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02-02-2015, 10:36 PM | #40 |
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02-02-2015, 10:40 PM | #41 |
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You're definitely the right gender if he's into that bloody mess he posted.
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